Finished Folds (281—300)
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7A noodly appendage issued forth from the simmering garlic and basil marinara. And I was touched. The Flying Spaghetti monster touched me with His noodly appendage! I fell on my
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4out regard for my social network status. I tried to explain to Dad (AKA Kenny Rogers) that I almost had 500 followers and his little dinosaur conservation dalliances were costing m
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6hat Father T wore said 'Question Everything'. He'd been carefully tracking the entire Homunculus family for the last 18 months and at this point had enough evidence to nail all but
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11see how they like meeting up with one of my cousins, Mighty Cthurkey!" The Turkey Carcass of Thanksgiving Past held Scrooge's head and forced him to watch as Cthurkey's tentacles
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3better than I imagined. Each torso tore so well, it was a terrifically titillating testament to torso torture. ~Tantamount to ten-to-twelve titty twisters~ thought the serial kille
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7pumpkin in the back of a van. This just wasn't working out. Frankenstein thought he'd start over again so he grabbed a pitchfork and went after the monster. He stabbed the EARS
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3Swallow the Swan. Mrs. McGillycuddy got into the Cutty Sark and suggested they transition into a friendly game of prison twister. One thing led to another and by the time the cops
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3many repetitions and a truly rigorous testing procedure done over a weekend in Ricardo's basement, Spiderman was plumb spent out. Mythbusters examined the data and concluded
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3Did you know that chewing two sticks of gum for 30 minutes is as good as brushing your teeth? And that if you put a cup of vinegar in your crisper your veggies last all year? And
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11Without thinking it through, he pulled apart the nearest doll, and gave the Play Doh Clone Golem the chest of Skeletor. An evil grin appeared on the creation's face. It said
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3Meanwhile, on Innuendo Island, Bob Uppindown winked a brown eye at fellow camp counselor Shirley Knotty. They sat on the shores of Lake Likkaflappaskyn, playing a baudy game of
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4until he reached the mouth of the tank's main gun. Magnus Ver Magnusson shoved his fist in just as the Popemobile's Vaticannon went off. Magnus's fist plugged the blast, sending
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7The tall one had on a black on black suit. I recognized him from Dispatch. But the shorter one with the bow tie was eyeballing me in a way I didn't cotton to. He said he wanted me
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11At all costs, I'm just trying to avoid eye contact. I can handle the repugnant smell and deal with the abhorrent facial sores. But if that guy next to me on the bus starts to
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3I stared at the rusted old sign. YOU ARE ONLY PERMITTED TO LEAVE THE COMPOUND WHEN ACCOMPANIED BY A GUARDIAN.
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8There are two toilets in my house. One is for us; one is for guests. I think this is tremendously unfair because we don't even get that many guests but they get to use the clean
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9of a tortoise with acne. It'd gotten rounded, and was horrifically pock-marked. I began applying a steady regimen of essential oils to squidman's back with hopes that his waterbed
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7beneath the swirling mists. I leaned over the bowl to get a closer look & slipped into the primordial soup. It was a hot, murky broth, with little bits floating everywhere. I heard
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5held a box of matches and a partially used roll of TP. Having been permanently banned from using the office restrooms, LaRonda had to take somewhat drastic measures when nature cal
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3throughout the neighborhood, extorting individually wrapped dessert items from households. Mrs Huggin pulled a fast one on the pagans though, as she convinced them that sweetbreads