Finished Folds (281—300)
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3Swallow the Swan. Mrs. McGillycuddy got into the Cutty Sark and suggested they transition into a friendly game of prison twister. One thing led to another and by the time the cops
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3many repetitions and a truly rigorous testing procedure done over a weekend in Ricardo's basement, Spiderman was plumb spent out. Mythbusters examined the data and concluded
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3Did you know that chewing two sticks of gum for 30 minutes is as good as brushing your teeth? And that if you put a cup of vinegar in your crisper your veggies last all year? And
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11Without thinking it through, he pulled apart the nearest doll, and gave the Play Doh Clone Golem the chest of Skeletor. An evil grin appeared on the creation's face. It said
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3Meanwhile, on Innuendo Island, Bob Uppindown winked a brown eye at fellow camp counselor Shirley Knotty. They sat on the shores of Lake Likkaflappaskyn, playing a baudy game of
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4until he reached the mouth of the tank's main gun. Magnus Ver Magnusson shoved his fist in just as the Popemobile's Vaticannon went off. Magnus's fist plugged the blast, sending
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7The tall one had on a black on black suit. I recognized him from Dispatch. But the shorter one with the bow tie was eyeballing me in a way I didn't cotton to. He said he wanted me
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11At all costs, I'm just trying to avoid eye contact. I can handle the repugnant smell and deal with the abhorrent facial sores. But if that guy next to me on the bus starts to
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3I stared at the rusted old sign. YOU ARE ONLY PERMITTED TO LEAVE THE COMPOUND WHEN ACCOMPANIED BY A GUARDIAN.
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8There are two toilets in my house. One is for us; one is for guests. I think this is tremendously unfair because we don't even get that many guests but they get to use the clean
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9of a tortoise with acne. It'd gotten rounded, and was horrifically pock-marked. I began applying a steady regimen of essential oils to squidman's back with hopes that his waterbed
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7beneath the swirling mists. I leaned over the bowl to get a closer look & slipped into the primordial soup. It was a hot, murky broth, with little bits floating everywhere. I heard
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5held a box of matches and a partially used roll of TP. Having been permanently banned from using the office restrooms, LaRonda had to take somewhat drastic measures when nature cal
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3throughout the neighborhood, extorting individually wrapped dessert items from households. Mrs Huggin pulled a fast one on the pagans though, as she convinced them that sweetbreads
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5After a long teary intervention Blitzen begrudgingly agreed to enter rehab. He went to the barn to pack his bags but when Donner went to get him the sled was missing and there were
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5regretted it. There was no gin at all in there. Just tonic. I felt funny. What the hell was Aunt Valetta up to? I laid down on the couch. A minute later (I thought) the doorbell
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10Pinch me! Slap me! Tickle my spot!
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4I signaled to LL Bean J and Ed Bauer. They promptly took Freddie out back and beat the stuffing out of him. Then I smelled it. So so fragrant. Brian had love for me after all.
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4arrive unannounced at your house and rate your pucker factor score during a Beta test of the UAFE device. Each score was announced via live streaming ticker on all channels.
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3A claw extended from the machine & clasped Dr. Crotchieghrasper's tender parts. He swore he heard a voice say "You take, I take." He slowly, s l o w l y tilted the vending machine