Finished Folds (2781—2800)
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2I closed the door and yelled "Honey I'm home! Boy, that shower BJ is REALLY going to hit the spot today. If you don't mind I'm just going to get a lot drunk first." Then
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5The Orc Chief sniffed the air and snarled. "Today, we dine on Elf blood!" The rest of the clan howled with frenzied rage. The horde began to charge in a cloud of bodies toward
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6icorn-riding brethren, the Bong Hittites. Wally looked at Stan. Stan looked at Wally. "You thinking what I'm thinking?" "I dunno. Are you thinking
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6"Oh, you didn't hear?" Satan said, eyes downcast. "Roger's not with us anymore." Ruby gasped "Really?!" "Yeah, he must've had connections somewhere. I hear he reincarnated as
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7which he parried easily. We circled each other slowly. I saw my opening when he moved into crane pose and launched two tickle rockets. The first was merely a diversion; the second
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4and I'd leave orbit, any less and I wouldn't get high enough off Planet Xog's surface to properly evaluate the extent the damage the broken water main had done. I noticed a small
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3take leave of this place henceforth and not return until a fortnight's fortnight had passedth. She pulled back her hair and gave me the witch's eye. Instantly, I
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4Everyone thought I was crazy and disgusting but I knew in my heart of hearts that becoming an obese corpulent sedentary mass was my calling. The only real
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6a course to Planet Xog. Spaceman Spiff adjusted various levers and dials. Just as the craft was lifting off, Lt. Hobbes noticed a huge tentacle
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6The chickens were thick in this part of Kentucky. And the turkeys. Don't even get me started on the turkeys. The rain came harder. She pressed into the ever denser Kentuckan jungle
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5descended I rushed to gather pine needles, dry leaves, twigs, anything that looked readily flammable. My hands were nearly numb but I grasped a match and struck it against
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5Daddy's finances to bail you out again." Before he finished the sentence he was bound, gagged, stripped, and prone. "You forgot a third option" she gloated at the lawyer. "Now lets
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7blueberry jelly and mushroom dust. Smurfette grew panicked and began to run through the woods. When her dress snagged on a branch G.I. Joe took the opportunity to
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2nice looking lady and hit the bricks. As expected, the coppers rolled right past him, never even noticing the flair with which his hips made love to the denim as he walked. Ohhh he
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4rutabaga marmalade and headed for the door. Who were these shmoes anyway? As I exited I nearly ran into Mrs. Tremlins who I'd always thought was positively enchanting so I
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3You can pretty much guess what happened next. Chomp. Yuch! Retch. The somewhat unclear transposition of events occurred post Lurlene retch. The only witness
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3warm gun. I was bursting, just bursting! I took
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3his hand around the grip of a Louisville slugger. The cashier brought the bat into contact with the gunman's dome in a manner not inconsistent with
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3Dew Drop Inn would be completely oblivious to any relevant information about, that was it. "Frank - doesn't Wally have a cousin that works at NASA?" "D'you think they'd know if