Finished Folds (2781—2800)
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4Everyone thought I was crazy and disgusting but I knew in my heart of hearts that becoming an obese corpulent sedentary mass was my calling. The only real
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6a course to Planet Xog. Spaceman Spiff adjusted various levers and dials. Just as the craft was lifting off, Lt. Hobbes noticed a huge tentacle
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6The chickens were thick in this part of Kentucky. And the turkeys. Don't even get me started on the turkeys. The rain came harder. She pressed into the ever denser Kentuckan jungle
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5descended I rushed to gather pine needles, dry leaves, twigs, anything that looked readily flammable. My hands were nearly numb but I grasped a match and struck it against
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5Daddy's finances to bail you out again." Before he finished the sentence he was bound, gagged, stripped, and prone. "You forgot a third option" she gloated at the lawyer. "Now lets
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7blueberry jelly and mushroom dust. Smurfette grew panicked and began to run through the woods. When her dress snagged on a branch G.I. Joe took the opportunity to
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2nice looking lady and hit the bricks. As expected, the coppers rolled right past him, never even noticing the flair with which his hips made love to the denim as he walked. Ohhh he
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4rutabaga marmalade and headed for the door. Who were these shmoes anyway? As I exited I nearly ran into Mrs. Tremlins who I'd always thought was positively enchanting so I
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3You can pretty much guess what happened next. Chomp. Yuch! Retch. The somewhat unclear transposition of events occurred post Lurlene retch. The only witness
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3warm gun. I was bursting, just bursting! I took
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3his hand around the grip of a Louisville slugger. The cashier brought the bat into contact with the gunman's dome in a manner not inconsistent with
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3Dew Drop Inn would be completely oblivious to any relevant information about, that was it. "Frank - doesn't Wally have a cousin that works at NASA?" "D'you think they'd know if
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4really what the doctor ordered for Patient #49. "All right boys" I sighed "take him back to the asylum." "CHECK PLEASE!"
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1recommend replacing your anti- psychotic meds with acid-infused vodka and watching Chucky on a loop over at my place. The last guy who tried that ended up with Cabbage Patch
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8This was not your average rocking horse. This particular horse had been furiously forged in the fiery fires of deepest depths within hidden Hades. Fourteen thousand fingers
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4knew to harbor Gorp. The case was lighter than I expected and fit perfectly in my pack. Success! Alas, as I turned to exit, the heel strap on my right Birk snagged on a tripwire
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5not for a fashion model's pose-off. I'd have to carry the day AGAIN. The look on their face when I came super hard with double jazz hands almost made the rain of gunfire that cut
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1he said just think of it like a walnut shell with skin on it so I
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2renovating and regifting preowned owners manuals and had Ponzi schemed his way into control of the one remaining dimension. When all matter is concentrated into one body
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4I was gripped with a deep hunger more urgent than anything I'd previously imagined. I dislocated my jaw, pressed my face hard up against the immense pie and began pounding the top