Finished Folds (2921—2940)
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7new 'Vette's leather interior after he projectile vomited all over the seats. Bob immediately flipped a bitch and headed back to the dealership. He'd be damned if he was going to
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1immediately began killing and eating each other in a startlingly vicious scene that played itself out in front of Mrs. Knudsen's 3rd grade class. The zoo keeper knew he'd be fired
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9taking the first born male pelican from each nest and sacrificing it in the name of scientific research. I'd murdered upwards of 100,000 pelicans under a sizable grant from NSF
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5promptly hauled ass to Vegas. Chances are Spot had a pretty fantastic time but we'll never know because what happens in Vegas...
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3Sheila took off her top, undid her bra and threw it up on stage with a loud WooooooHoo!! Three Hells Angels immediately
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1a broomstick. There was an MTV exec in the crowd when he did his now infamous fake penis skit and that's the true story of how Cristo was discovered. True genius will always shine.
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6the only rational decision was to sell all my belongings, fill a used school bus with bottled water and heavy artillery ammo, and make my way to Utah. I'd find some guy
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4I unlocked the deadbolt and peered out into the blackness past the screen door. Something had made that noise. It was cold and I was trying to talk myself out of investigating but
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4I exhaled slowly, exhausted. "For the last time, I told you, I'd never seen her face before last night." These cops were incompetent chumps. What they didn't know was
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3exciting with mom. She just had us throw flat round stones in the water. On weekends with dad, we'd get tanked up on Budweiser, strip down to our skivvies and end up with a
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4both sides, deep into his body and onto his soul. Poor Joey'd never heard that cleanliness is next to Godliness and his foul wardrobe had tainted his very essence. When he saw that
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1I unknowingly fertilized the great prehistoric egg practicing the withdrawal (pull out) method of birth control. An utterly enormous reptilian version of my infant self emerged
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4have a nice day. Come again!" he said with a big grin. 'I'm finally getting the hang of this he thought to himself'. "NEXT!"
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3interior while I work on the exterior. I stepped back. Hmm, not bad, not bad at all. It almost looks like
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5tried to cover myself as best I could with my hands. All 3 nipples were hard as rocks which I think is what attracted the attention of
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3I threw in Super High Me again cause I still couldn't remember if I'd seen it or not and fired up a monster doobie. Charles was on his way over and I wanted
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5the little F'er slapped my hand and said 'watch yourself fool'. The slap from an ant is small but I still recoiled in shock. He continued on with the leftovers and I narrowed my ey
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3locked all the exits. "You done fucked with the wrong bank this time jerkoff" said the head teller as he pulled a Louisville slugger out from his trench coat and walked toward the
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4metastasized testicular teratoma, with a side dish of acute coronary thrombosis. The drug habit probably didn't help, but it probably didn't make much difference in the end. The pa
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2who was the best man at his wedding as part of some supposed extra level of security. He couldn't recall which wedding he'd thought of when he set the account up so he tried 'Bob'.