Finished Folds (2941—2960)
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3nervously smoothed her hair poof as she studied Trump, trying to figure out if he was serious. Sarah's repetitive training took over as she winked at him and said
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5depositing fresh fecal matter into deposit envelopes down at the local Savings & Loan. Most of his pranks involved bodily wastes and he'd developed a series of unfortunate maladies
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6grabbed my butane mini-torch that I usually used to caramelize the top of my famous creme brulee and bruleed her nose to a beautiful golden brown. I stepped back and admired
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2guy named Andre picked me up in a bear hug from behind and I giggled. Jake
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5way you grab someone just before you chuck them through a plate glass window, which is just what Grimace did. The fry guy landed in a bloody heap on table #8 of the main dining
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2understandably impeded the holy man's progress towards applying the appropriate amount of condiment to my hoagie. Luckily, I'd been trained in the jungles of eastern Kentucky and
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2he'd crush any human that got between him and the pump of sweet sweet 91 octane. Optimus'd gotten bloated on Techron and considered tree huggers one step below Arco attendants.
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2a cave ... cave ... cave. Hey, is there an echo in here, here, here? Shit. This just won't do for the big presser I've scheduled for Bush. We'll have to move it to
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5called Super No-Friend-O where you're required to cut off all non-digital human contact for 40 days. The first time I tried I got carpal tunnel and had to quit after 27 days. But
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6Ahhhh, that was it. After the 5th beer I felt balanced. 6 and I was high. 4 and I was low. 5 was it. I decided
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5force feeding himself his mother's abhorrent cooking all those years. Her specialty was beanie weenie juice (canned beanie weenies with the beans and hot dogs removed) with little
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3I sneezed and she said "Gaia bless you". I screwed up my face in a frown and said "What?" She said "Surely you realize
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4I was at the bar again and I'd had a few. I thought I said/meant to say: Hey, I'm Paul. You're pretty. Would you care to join me for a drink this evening? But what I actually said
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1yelled in his best John Wayne voice "Why I outta lick your posse!" He didn't seem to hear what he said but me and my friends burst out laughing and his Amish mother
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3irresistible. She'd get the cutest little iced tea foam mustache on her actual mustache and l liked to lick it off in between gulps. My friend never forgave me after his mom and I
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2So I did. Right in the balls. He never...ever...said that again.
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6that the wall really wouldn't be complete without a Cougar head. Tony had a .22 rifle and Cornelius had 5 beers left out of a Pabst 30 pack so they put on some camo and headed off
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35-oh when she couldn't make it over the fence. We visited her in jail and man, was she pissed. I'd have been if I was her too. We were still on a high after being called gangsta
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2growled that he was free right now - whyn't they head out behind the woodshed and engage in lively bout of consensual bear fornication. Gina Bear wasn't sure if he was kidding but
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2could burn the cupcakes that Arnold needs for badminton practice." I looked at Betty expectantly. Betty looked at me blankly. She nodded and smiled but I could tell that she didn't