Finished Folds (2901—2920)
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9n object that's sharp but pointed in many different directions like a medieval mace. Det. Manatee was known for unorthodox interrogation methods and small, widely-spaced eyes that
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2and ran it through the pimply teen behind the counter. A blood curdling scream ensued. Napoleon looked around, surprised at the reaction, and calmly began daubing the blood on a DQ
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5bow, with a sour but complacent expression. When my estranged brother limped off the Milky Way Federation's Mars transport vessel I felt a surge of
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3lining the bottom of his crate desperately needed changing but she couldn't be bothered. When protective services finally arrived the large yellow
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4get Schlit-faced and see what happened. One thing led to another and by the time Sally'd polished off her 3rd 24oz can the Kool Aid man had the bull by the
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3a couple of interns whose previous experience included donut runs down on Avenida de las Pulgas. White Chicks was on a loop on the TV inside the donut shop but most of the patrons
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5upbeat disco-themed soundtracks. The plots were always ridiculous but sales were steady. Rule 35 additionally proclaimed that uterine-shaped parachutes and manicured launching pads
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2liberties with the beandip that she'd so carefully prepared for this afternoon's luncheon. He was spooning it into a large tortilla and the dip was nearly gone. If only the bulldog
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6He knew he had the answer to the secret of jumping Massacre Canyon: ride faster! With powdered courage coursing through his veins Billy grabbed his BMX and shot off toward the
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8and now I was paying the price. The Prince of Darkness would laying the wood to my sweet little Cheryl any minute now and there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. Unless
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7Helga immediately burst into a cold sweat under her poorly constructed disguise. She'd known her husband John had been up to shenanigans for some time, but "Goat Club"? WTF?! She
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2there were curious whirring and clicking sounds during their trysts with Mme Braguvne and one Scout was fairly certain that the lily white buttocks he was currently watching on
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6vertically challenged gentlemen seemed to be yelling at her: "Hi Ho! Hi Ho!" Sure she'd gone through a rough patch and accepted a few gold pieces for a roll in the hay but she was
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2I dropped the kids off at the pool and then told Larry there was something wrong with the seal on the potty. When he bent over the bowl to inspect it I gave him a chunky swirly
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4Star Wars bar scene reenactment. I'd explicitly stated in the Evite that any Jar Jar supporters were not welcome and would be taken out behind the
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3There was no way I could have known it would turn out like this. I'd met Geoff at a Hollywood club just 3 weeks ago and now I was staring down at
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5I'd finally figured out a way to beat the system and flooded my bloodstream with extreme amounts of plant growth hormone. I was lined up on the starting blocks and felt positively
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2I'm hardcore. Ruthless. Like an industrial sized shipping container filled with horseshit contaminated by mad cow disease, boy, I ain't nothin to play with.
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3rain, thirsting for blended rum and pineapple. He glanced scornfully as he passed a yoga studio and nearly broke a heel stumbling into O'Malley's. His old lady
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3contest where the winner was the contestant who went the longest without a bowel movement. Apparently contestant #8 had eaten a triple chili size a few hours before the event began