Finished Folds (2901—2920)
-
6He knew he had the answer to the secret of jumping Massacre Canyon: ride faster! With powdered courage coursing through his veins Billy grabbed his BMX and shot off toward the
-
8and now I was paying the price. The Prince of Darkness would laying the wood to my sweet little Cheryl any minute now and there wasn't a damn thing I could do about it. Unless
-
7Helga immediately burst into a cold sweat under her poorly constructed disguise. She'd known her husband John had been up to shenanigans for some time, but "Goat Club"? WTF?! She
-
2there were curious whirring and clicking sounds during their trysts with Mme Braguvne and one Scout was fairly certain that the lily white buttocks he was currently watching on
-
6vertically challenged gentlemen seemed to be yelling at her: "Hi Ho! Hi Ho!" Sure she'd gone through a rough patch and accepted a few gold pieces for a roll in the hay but she was
-
2I dropped the kids off at the pool and then told Larry there was something wrong with the seal on the potty. When he bent over the bowl to inspect it I gave him a chunky swirly
-
4Star Wars bar scene reenactment. I'd explicitly stated in the Evite that any Jar Jar supporters were not welcome and would be taken out behind the
-
3There was no way I could have known it would turn out like this. I'd met Geoff at a Hollywood club just 3 weeks ago and now I was staring down at
-
5I'd finally figured out a way to beat the system and flooded my bloodstream with extreme amounts of plant growth hormone. I was lined up on the starting blocks and felt positively
-
2I'm hardcore. Ruthless. Like an industrial sized shipping container filled with horseshit contaminated by mad cow disease, boy, I ain't nothin to play with.
-
3rain, thirsting for blended rum and pineapple. He glanced scornfully as he passed a yoga studio and nearly broke a heel stumbling into O'Malley's. His old lady
-
3contest where the winner was the contestant who went the longest without a bowel movement. Apparently contestant #8 had eaten a triple chili size a few hours before the event began
-
13The Homeless Officer produced a king sized down pillow with 300 thread count Egyptian cotton quilted pillowcase and laid it down. Ever since the Homeless Comfort Reform law of 2012
-
6Malt and Barley were just coolin in the corner when Hops launched an all-out nuclear assault of intra-keg yeast-infused missiles that caused the Beerniverse to froth violently.
-
6the entire pet shop knew Timmy would sing like a canary if the owner Bob put the screws to him. Mr. Bunsy would have to enjoy his secret escape tunnel all by himself. One night as
-
4"Hmm" she said. "Something like: If I travel deep into the center of Uranus, would I find any live animals trapped there?" "Yeah that's it!" I said. "Or how about
-
7even though he couldn't do the splits, hit with any power, or make panties drop with a smirk, he more than made up for that with reckless enthusiasm. Dmitri walked right into the
-
3cook. Last night they made this homemade pu pu platter with deep fried crappie and creamy shiitake sandwiches. The shitz tzu even got to have some. The flavor
-
3rain began to fall throughout the aircraft. A river of fire came gushing down the center aisle as I struggled with the buckle. "GOD DAMN IT" I yelled. A dam instantly appeared
-
1hairier in certain areas. After I'd consumed most of the torso section I crinkled the rest into a small garbage bag. Some of the larger pieces had to be broken up and when I looked