Finished Folds (2961—2980)
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2growing stronger and stronger strains of medicinal marijuana. 4 out of 5 trolls paralyzed by pigeon ingestion report that they couldn't care less after toking a J of
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2sharpening the rose razors and I was great at it. At first. But lately I'd grown weary of all the rose razor whetting and filing. The honing. The grinding. It was
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6This was it. I walked right into my hot boss's office, closed the door, and said "I need a rise and I need it now". She looked up, stole a quick glance at my crotch, and
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7Yo that infamous woods poet is back in your earhole. I serve game in forested areas with lyrics like 'yo squirrel, suck on deez nuts!' and 'c'mere bunny rabbit, take a nibble
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3though he didn't applaud outwardly, he gave a knowing nod to the meter maid murderer as if to say thanks for doing what everyone else wanted but didn't have the stones to do. In 10
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4boringocity and depressiveness of it all. Jimmy went back inside and decided to jimmy some more stuff, as per his usual M.O. First he jimmied the drawer open and then he jimmied
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7tits up in some Louisiana swampwater. 'GatorGrub' as the locals so colorfully refer to the dearly departed. He pumped gas for most of his adult life and spent the weekends
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8new Glad Press n Seal wrap! It's far superior to other leading wraps when encasing your own body in plastic." And he gave me a knowing wink as he used the box cutter to free me.
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6I mashed past Inglewood, little kids swarming behind in the exhaust of my retrofitted Chevy small block. The fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror always
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6why fish never seemed to blink. Sure they live in water, but what if a chunk of sand gets stuck? Absentmindedly, he withdrew his hunting knife and began
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6so he gave him a buxom blonde wife with a penchant for overspending, and a zany neighbor that always stopped by with some hair-brained scheme to get rich. One day, Jason's fish
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4my parole agent's bullshit Horse Latin logic. I could just head south of the border and become the Mexican Donald Trump. With 17 dollars in my pocket and a bag filled with
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2At the age of 19 I got busted for statutory rape. Thing is, I did it, but I was really a pretty innocent kid back then. Up in County I met Little JoJo and Murder Mike who showed me
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6Business had been slow since I'd solved the case of the missing Eskimo. In the last week I'd tidied up my files, made a few phone calls and polished off a bottle or 3. When a dame
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4to the HR rep's belt buckle. He yelled 'Team building my ass!' and shoved the rep hard out the window. A spectator on the street below
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6a severe hallucination brought about by a psychotic break Jamir had suffered after being fired from his job as an umbrella salesman at Harrod's. In the middle of the London Undergr
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9Scooby pulled off his mask to reveal that he was actually the Security Chief that had called us to the amusement park in the first place! Yoiks! I turned and saw Fred and Daphne in
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5feline follicle pharmacies when he could find a minute, but for now
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2testicles Jerry and Jimbo, but that's beside the point. Aquaman rushed out to help Lois in such a harried frenzy that he forgot
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3the freed sweater kittens and pulled his spf 70 lube from his back pocket. Reaching the savory female, gramps said