Finished Folds (2981—3000)
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2At the age of 19 I got busted for statutory rape. Thing is, I did it, but I was really a pretty innocent kid back then. Up in County I met Little JoJo and Murder Mike who showed me
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6Business had been slow since I'd solved the case of the missing Eskimo. In the last week I'd tidied up my files, made a few phone calls and polished off a bottle or 3. When a dame
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4to the HR rep's belt buckle. He yelled 'Team building my ass!' and shoved the rep hard out the window. A spectator on the street below
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6a severe hallucination brought about by a psychotic break Jamir had suffered after being fired from his job as an umbrella salesman at Harrod's. In the middle of the London Undergr
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9Scooby pulled off his mask to reveal that he was actually the Security Chief that had called us to the amusement park in the first place! Yoiks! I turned and saw Fred and Daphne in
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5feline follicle pharmacies when he could find a minute, but for now
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2testicles Jerry and Jimbo, but that's beside the point. Aquaman rushed out to help Lois in such a harried frenzy that he forgot
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3the freed sweater kittens and pulled his spf 70 lube from his back pocket. Reaching the savory female, gramps said
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7Most guys weren't like him. For example, he put his pants on both legs at a time. I tried that once and got a bloody nose for it. He'd walk
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3of the bottle. His genius plan was to gather enough child gold from Goldshlagger consumption to trade for a live child on Craigslist. He'd harvested over 13.5 oz from 114 bottles
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5the sub's industrial strength prop ejected 90% of the pool's water onto his dad's new convertible Jag. Tommy yelled expletives and such but none of his friends could hear him from
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6me by the balls. I'd known about it for sme time of course, but now that my editor was calling on the regular I couldn't type a damn page. I stood up
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5So did the 15 egg and 12 cheese omelets. I'd been staring at the egg pyramid for over an hour waiting for a table at this joint and had eaten the entire bowl of toothpicks. They
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6and just get sloppy again. JC ambled over to Mary and
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4Sometimes the worms 'do the worm'. Dennis Rodman
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5bucket of paint, boy!" I brought it to him unaware that he was going to slosh it all over the monitor in a misguided attempt to create a fresh digital canvas. "Uh, I don't think
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3Angel's Landing in Zion Nat'l Park. The line for the 2nd mothership extended from Utah into Arizona and down into Mexico. There was almost an international incident when
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6see if he could do a loop-de-loop over the Grand Canyon with one hand tied behind his back and a good beer buzz. So he flipped off his Chief of Security, climbed into the JetCopter
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2palace of the fifth Aztec emperor, Montezuma. They sought his revenge for excessive gluttony during taco night. They found it the next morning and most of the afternoon as well...
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3were quickly gathered by the tin man. The lion sat sobbing in a blubbery mass in the corner. Toto barked at the crow over Harry's head but Dorothy