Finished Folds (3001—3020)
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2micturated freely into the waiting mouth of the bowl. Wow, did that feel good. I closed my eyes and I swear I saw God in all his glory. It was almost worth it in the end. But when
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4that wasn't the saltiest residue there. I'd had to perform some pretty unsavory tasks in order to land the cherry position of WalMart greeter and I could feel the cold stares of my
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5had jumbo-sized boxes of jerky, 6-hour energy (what?, you haven't heard of it yet?) and more diapers than an reasonably continent adult should ever have on hand. The rig's payload
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4Perseus felt today was a great day to make some bad decisions. Sick of his Dad's nagging, he dialed up Zeus and told him "If I wanted any lip from you I'd pull down your pants." He
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4the necessary knots for a proper waterboarding session so he was 'let go'. Babe was crushed but he wasn't going to let a little red tape stand in his way of a pig's big adventure.
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4back to me more clearly, but what I think I wanted touch on was the, um, relationship, sort or, between like one of those things that has the big handle but that when you grab the
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2"I dare you to dare me to take a shower with Tommy" looking up with a shy expectance into the coach's menacing brow. Ralph knew Tommy
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3This gadfly has gargantuan gonads!" Dad would cry from the shop. Or sometimes "Gadzooks! Gadhafi's enrolled in Gadsden state community college!" Dad had a unsettling case of
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1small children is a favorite passtime after I get hopped up on pretzel knots and YooHoo chocolate flavored oil. I love to open a can and just
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6ex-wife out the window. I laid the DS gently on the table and went outside to greet her with a confidence I'd never felt before. I walked right up to her and said
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4There was uncle Lester, Nana, and hey! - Bobby Shitzen my best friend from 3rd grade. Now that we were all ghosts being held against our will, there was a common bond and hatred
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7was bald, 50 pounds overweight, and looked like he had Jimi Hendrix's afro exploding from his crotchless superhero outfit. Still, Kevin
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4The newest hit reality show featured 9 unsuspecting members of the general public being drugged, kidnapped, and transported to The Village where they were subsequently subjected to
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6determined the best course of action was to form a bipartisan submersible subcommittee dedicated to planning for future viral outbreaks and/or tidal waves. At the first meeting
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3he didn't want her horning in on his after-class gatherings down at The Old Post. There were a couple of promising candidates for future exes so he decided to accelerate the
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3My fiance for all of 10 minutes and her extended family heard the whole thing over the intercom that I had just installed. It was malfunctioning and couldn't be turned off. I found
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5Oh No! Here comes dirty Dick in his dirty dirt dump truck! Splatch!
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3"Super Duper!", swung his fist across his body in an encouraging gesture and gave the camera a teeth-together smile. He then plunged headfirst into the
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2crowded cheers, as cheery crowds are wont to do. After the superb dismount, it was quite a surprise when
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3fantastical ecclesiastical geriatric gibberish. He'd spout off on some rubric of righteousness and then go