Finished Folds (3021—3040)
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2just bang the first one that made eye contact with him, but to take his time, plucking a choice specimen like a veteran whore-monger. Unfortunately,
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3open-faced peanut butter and banana sandwich with an overabundance of extra-crunchy peanut butter so that when you bit into it your lips and teeth smushed the banana down into the
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3The most likely reason for Morraine's unsuccessful job hunt was the accumulation of unconsolidated glacial debris that formed at the corners of her mouth when she spoke. Every time
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6Her purse was embroidered with 'Bad Ass'. She had ink on her neck, back, legs, and full sleeves. When she talked, you listened. She had a deep scar on her hand that
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4Her skin-tight T shirt read: 'Hey! Check out my knockers! Aren't they tremendous!' OK, it didn't say *exactly* that, but that was the message I got loud and clear. I decided to
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3While his somewhat feeble mind was grinding through the silent pronunciation of "fetishistic" the stall-knocker grew impatient and
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2My stepdad's a real tosser. He used to ask me 'So, Tommy, on the whole, how many girls have you kissed?' and smirk to himself. He's most of the reason I bailed out at 14 and live
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5Let me just start by saying it's not my fault. That dog shouldn't have been there in the first place. And who ordered the chinese food anyway? If you think that I'm going to
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2... the most interesting man in the world. He ate breakfast for dinner and sometimes wore his slippers to work. When he farted women giggled and removed their tops. He once juggled
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8images, videos, maps, news, shopping, mail, and more. He killed at game shows, Trivial Pursuit, and idle chatter so long as he had his iPhone. He grew a long beard and usually wore
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2grab you by your ankles and swing you around in circles until your head filled with so much pressure that all those blatant alliterations were forced from your skull." Frowning, I
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2new car!!!!!
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3She was halfway through preparing the payroll invoices when she thought to herself 'Damn, I'm too hungover for this, and far too baked.' I'll just give everybody
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3I clicked it and then wrote this.
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3clicker. I aimed it at the gate agent and pressed the 5 minute duration button. With control of her brain, I then booted 2 suits from first class and inserted my fiance and I. We
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4the Principal's Mercedes in the parking lot. He began screaming at me but I had no idea what he was saying since the only words I understood in English were
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1it was not your fault but mine and it was your life on the line. I really fucked it up this time. Didn't I, my dear? Didn't I, my dear? 7 people were dead, but the floor WAS clean.
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5'Asteroid approaching. Death is imminent.' sign. It was macabre, but the thing had been flashing for 38 days now so they were pretty used to it. Lisa made a play for John by
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2belt. Dr. Opernoff presented an extremely odd image but Scarn was more concerned with escape than the Doctor's curious fashion sensibilities. Scarn struggled in vain while Opernoff
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1cyberspace. I could see emails flowing by in a wide, deep stream of words. There was a forest of menacing password protectors and domain guardians that paid me no heed. What really