Finished Folds (3021—3040)
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4The newest hit reality show featured 9 unsuspecting members of the general public being drugged, kidnapped, and transported to The Village where they were subsequently subjected to
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6determined the best course of action was to form a bipartisan submersible subcommittee dedicated to planning for future viral outbreaks and/or tidal waves. At the first meeting
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3he didn't want her horning in on his after-class gatherings down at The Old Post. There were a couple of promising candidates for future exes so he decided to accelerate the
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3My fiance for all of 10 minutes and her extended family heard the whole thing over the intercom that I had just installed. It was malfunctioning and couldn't be turned off. I found
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5Oh No! Here comes dirty Dick in his dirty dirt dump truck! Splatch!
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3"Super Duper!", swung his fist across his body in an encouraging gesture and gave the camera a teeth-together smile. He then plunged headfirst into the
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2crowded cheers, as cheery crowds are wont to do. After the superb dismount, it was quite a surprise when
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3fantastical ecclesiastical geriatric gibberish. He'd spout off on some rubric of righteousness and then go
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2just bang the first one that made eye contact with him, but to take his time, plucking a choice specimen like a veteran whore-monger. Unfortunately,
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3open-faced peanut butter and banana sandwich with an overabundance of extra-crunchy peanut butter so that when you bit into it your lips and teeth smushed the banana down into the
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3The most likely reason for Morraine's unsuccessful job hunt was the accumulation of unconsolidated glacial debris that formed at the corners of her mouth when she spoke. Every time
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6Her purse was embroidered with 'Bad Ass'. She had ink on her neck, back, legs, and full sleeves. When she talked, you listened. She had a deep scar on her hand that
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4Her skin-tight T shirt read: 'Hey! Check out my knockers! Aren't they tremendous!' OK, it didn't say *exactly* that, but that was the message I got loud and clear. I decided to
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3While his somewhat feeble mind was grinding through the silent pronunciation of "fetishistic" the stall-knocker grew impatient and
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2My stepdad's a real tosser. He used to ask me 'So, Tommy, on the whole, how many girls have you kissed?' and smirk to himself. He's most of the reason I bailed out at 14 and live
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5Let me just start by saying it's not my fault. That dog shouldn't have been there in the first place. And who ordered the chinese food anyway? If you think that I'm going to
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2... the most interesting man in the world. He ate breakfast for dinner and sometimes wore his slippers to work. When he farted women giggled and removed their tops. He once juggled
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8images, videos, maps, news, shopping, mail, and more. He killed at game shows, Trivial Pursuit, and idle chatter so long as he had his iPhone. He grew a long beard and usually wore
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2grab you by your ankles and swing you around in circles until your head filled with so much pressure that all those blatant alliterations were forced from your skull." Frowning, I
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2new car!!!!!