Finished Folds (3041—3060)
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3She was halfway through preparing the payroll invoices when she thought to herself 'Damn, I'm too hungover for this, and far too baked.' I'll just give everybody
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3I clicked it and then wrote this.
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3clicker. I aimed it at the gate agent and pressed the 5 minute duration button. With control of her brain, I then booted 2 suits from first class and inserted my fiance and I. We
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4the Principal's Mercedes in the parking lot. He began screaming at me but I had no idea what he was saying since the only words I understood in English were
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1it was not your fault but mine and it was your life on the line. I really fucked it up this time. Didn't I, my dear? Didn't I, my dear? 7 people were dead, but the floor WAS clean.
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5'Asteroid approaching. Death is imminent.' sign. It was macabre, but the thing had been flashing for 38 days now so they were pretty used to it. Lisa made a play for John by
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2belt. Dr. Opernoff presented an extremely odd image but Scarn was more concerned with escape than the Doctor's curious fashion sensibilities. Scarn struggled in vain while Opernoff
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1cyberspace. I could see emails flowing by in a wide, deep stream of words. There was a forest of menacing password protectors and domain guardians that paid me no heed. What really
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2and gore in this scene so the director called for another busty young coed to prance around and get slayed. The actor playing Farmer Ted particularly enjoyed the addition as
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4if you touch your elbows together it makes your tummy tighter. She proceeded to work on getting her elbows together for the next 45 minutes while I sat back with a few cold ones.
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7known as Trainwreck. On a moonless prairie night, if you catch the Earth's tilt just right, and maybe squint just a little, you can almost make out the
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2"Star Command, this is Cadet Dykeson. Supplies are depleted. Morale is low. Please respond." Unfortunately due to harsh interference from the ringed moons, dispatch heard:
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3WANTED: $10/hour, on-the-job training available'. 'There' he said to himself, 'that outta do it'. Within 2 hours of posting it he had 4 applicants. The interviews went great! He
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1and really only covered my torso. The result was that Mr. Johnson and the twins were just dangling out there and I could feel a powerful rash forming on my chest and back. I tried
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1bringing shame upon my family for generations to come. Even a sackless eunuch would have pushed their luck just a bit. Still, I felt righteously indignant on my way to Bermuda
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8turned their best player into a nutless wonder with one large, fateful swing. I was going out, and I was going out with a bang. I feel a little bad about it now, in retrospect. His
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4she's so fine, there's no telling where the money went. It could have gone into the silicon implants, or into the seasonally-rotating skin-tight wardrobe. But I secretly hoped
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2the bathroom again after backing up the commode with their flippin' fairy feces. I'd much rather deal with an undead bloodsucker than have to plunge out fairy fecal matter for the
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3If there's one thing I hate it's midget amateur snowmobilers with a lisp and a hairlip. If there's two things I hate it's
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5So I said to Larry "Look, if I can hit this wiffle ball over the Great Wall of China you have to eat the entire jumbo size pack of Swedish fish." Larry nodded and tossed