Finished Folds (3041—3060)
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2and gore in this scene so the director called for another busty young coed to prance around and get slayed. The actor playing Farmer Ted particularly enjoyed the addition as
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4if you touch your elbows together it makes your tummy tighter. She proceeded to work on getting her elbows together for the next 45 minutes while I sat back with a few cold ones.
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6known as Trainwreck. On a moonless prairie night, if you catch the Earth's tilt just right, and maybe squint just a little, you can almost make out the
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2"Star Command, this is Cadet Dykeson. Supplies are depleted. Morale is low. Please respond." Unfortunately due to harsh interference from the ringed moons, dispatch heard:
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3WANTED: $10/hour, on-the-job training available'. 'There' he said to himself, 'that outta do it'. Within 2 hours of posting it he had 4 applicants. The interviews went great! He
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1and really only covered my torso. The result was that Mr. Johnson and the twins were just dangling out there and I could feel a powerful rash forming on my chest and back. I tried
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1bringing shame upon my family for generations to come. Even a sackless eunuch would have pushed their luck just a bit. Still, I felt righteously indignant on my way to Bermuda
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8turned their best player into a nutless wonder with one large, fateful swing. I was going out, and I was going out with a bang. I feel a little bad about it now, in retrospect. His
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4she's so fine, there's no telling where the money went. It could have gone into the silicon implants, or into the seasonally-rotating skin-tight wardrobe. But I secretly hoped
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2the bathroom again after backing up the commode with their flippin' fairy feces. I'd much rather deal with an undead bloodsucker than have to plunge out fairy fecal matter for the
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3If there's one thing I hate it's midget amateur snowmobilers with a lisp and a hairlip. If there's two things I hate it's
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5So I said to Larry "Look, if I can hit this wiffle ball over the Great Wall of China you have to eat the entire jumbo size pack of Swedish fish." Larry nodded and tossed
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3experimental horse breeding techniques. In one eventful trip, the Reverend had cured a little boy of mumps, gotten trashed with 3 bridesmaids down by the river, and cross-bred a
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5his undoing in the end. Lieutenant colonel John Dykeson had infiltrated the dance team and when Sanjaya went falsetto, John pulled out a phaser and shot Cthulu right in the
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2her belly button and I wasn't shy so I took my time around her cleavage and then snorted the line all the way down. When I stood up I closed my eyes, spread my arms and leaned back
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1, so I did. I rode long. I rode hard. I rode like my life depended on it and after most men would have perished from crippling
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3the last person in the world that you wanna fuck with. I grabbed my wallet, keys, glock, and hit the backdoor at a full sprint. Still, I heard him on my tail not 20 yards back. I
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0got, got down. 9-1-1 was a joke in my town.
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1I had a 4 and a 7 so I doubled down. With my luck, the next card would be a 12. I happened to glance to my left and frowned when I saw
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4Didn't make it. Got stuck in Denver on a red-eye connection that we missed because of a HUGE misunderstanding at Chili's in the international terminal. To make a long story short,