Finished Folds (3061—3080)
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3experimental horse breeding techniques. In one eventful trip, the Reverend had cured a little boy of mumps, gotten trashed with 3 bridesmaids down by the river, and cross-bred a
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5his undoing in the end. Lieutenant colonel John Dykeson had infiltrated the dance team and when Sanjaya went falsetto, John pulled out a phaser and shot Cthulu right in the
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2her belly button and I wasn't shy so I took my time around her cleavage and then snorted the line all the way down. When I stood up I closed my eyes, spread my arms and leaned back
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1, so I did. I rode long. I rode hard. I rode like my life depended on it and after most men would have perished from crippling
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3the last person in the world that you wanna fuck with. I grabbed my wallet, keys, glock, and hit the backdoor at a full sprint. Still, I heard him on my tail not 20 yards back. I
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0got, got down. 9-1-1 was a joke in my town.
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1I had a 4 and a 7 so I doubled down. With my luck, the next card would be a 12. I happened to glance to my left and frowned when I saw
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4Didn't make it. Got stuck in Denver on a red-eye connection that we missed because of a HUGE misunderstanding at Chili's in the international terminal. To make a long story short,
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1conceal this wondrous mythological creature and/or drop a monster grumpy. I had had to go ever since coming across the unicorn and
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2peyote. I really am not the best reference on the exact timeline of the evening. But I do recall that Tracy was really really upset about something, and I do still have a minty
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1tology textbooks in my rig if you want to try to ID the critter. 'Nah' I said 'Let's just fillet this one in my hand and cook it over your campfire.' She was down so I pulled out
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4our timbers and set sail. Not a one of us had more than 3 days sailing experience but after losing everything in the dot-com crash we threw in on a 30-foot vessel and prepared to
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4a lime green Cabriolet convertible driven by a chap with 3 consecutively popped collars and a bad hairplug job. My fresh pigeon shat had glanced off his shoulder and splattered
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1so I mustered what little manhood I had left, grabbed the spoon out of his hand and broke it in two over my knee. I dropped the most ruthless mad dog I could on him and rolled out.
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6"Hit me with a doublebaconcheeseburger, double tomato, double onion, hold the mustard, steam the bun for 30 seconds." The Thai bartender blinked at me and gave me a rice bowl with
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4I immediately called my attorney-at-law Bob Loblaw to see if we could force the dwarf to do it with standard payment. Bob was adamant that the existing bylaws of the contract held
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2high heaven every time I had to hear about the Squid City tragedy. Why hadn't I taken my uncle seriously? But the past was in the past and right now I've got to figure out why
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3and said 'Drop your pants and you got a deal." I hesitated long enough to at least appear shy, dropped my cords around my ankles and put a 20 on the bar. Her exposed rack was
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3frantically searched around for something to use as a weapon. A large chunk of driftwood would have to do and as I picked it up I was pleased with it's weight. I swung it hard at
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6"I'm fed up with your excuses Wally. It's always something with you these days. Just swallow this day glow orange plastic octopus filled with LSD and lets head for customs."