Finished Folds (3061—3080)
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1conceal this wondrous mythological creature and/or drop a monster grumpy. I had had to go ever since coming across the unicorn and
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2peyote. I really am not the best reference on the exact timeline of the evening. But I do recall that Tracy was really really upset about something, and I do still have a minty
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1tology textbooks in my rig if you want to try to ID the critter. 'Nah' I said 'Let's just fillet this one in my hand and cook it over your campfire.' She was down so I pulled out
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4our timbers and set sail. Not a one of us had more than 3 days sailing experience but after losing everything in the dot-com crash we threw in on a 30-foot vessel and prepared to
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4a lime green Cabriolet convertible driven by a chap with 3 consecutively popped collars and a bad hairplug job. My fresh pigeon shat had glanced off his shoulder and splattered
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1so I mustered what little manhood I had left, grabbed the spoon out of his hand and broke it in two over my knee. I dropped the most ruthless mad dog I could on him and rolled out.
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6"Hit me with a doublebaconcheeseburger, double tomato, double onion, hold the mustard, steam the bun for 30 seconds." The Thai bartender blinked at me and gave me a rice bowl with
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4I immediately called my attorney-at-law Bob Loblaw to see if we could force the dwarf to do it with standard payment. Bob was adamant that the existing bylaws of the contract held
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2high heaven every time I had to hear about the Squid City tragedy. Why hadn't I taken my uncle seriously? But the past was in the past and right now I've got to figure out why
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3and said 'Drop your pants and you got a deal." I hesitated long enough to at least appear shy, dropped my cords around my ankles and put a 20 on the bar. Her exposed rack was
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3frantically searched around for something to use as a weapon. A large chunk of driftwood would have to do and as I picked it up I was pleased with it's weight. I swung it hard at
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6"I'm fed up with your excuses Wally. It's always something with you these days. Just swallow this day glow orange plastic octopus filled with LSD and lets head for customs."
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2Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking crack. I mean, how often do you get to hotbox LL Cool J's El Camino? I remember going into the car, and I remember
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5From his spirit, I made a dragon kite with large eyes and a very long tail. I used to fly it down at Playa del Batguano until one day the string snapped and
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2gave the Prime Minister a confident wink. "Now let me tell you something, you delusional prick." said Mitchell. "I..." but Mitchell was cut off by two Peace Project Gestapo who
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3ripe to seize the moment. I wasn't sure if she meant a fair exchange of tradeable commodities or a lustful interlude. In true *Carpe Diem* fashion I
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2Scarn gathered up Clive Bixby's unconscious form and stopped only to admire his
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6why The Rock called it "The People's Elbow" when it was obviously The Rock's elbow. Even metaphors and subtleties of Pro Wrestling were lost on this 43 yr old momma's boy. Dwayne
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8Train A leaves the station at 4PM. At the other end of a 300 mile track, Train B leaves at 6PM. If Train A travels 45mph and Train B travels 60mph, when will they meet?" St. Peter
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1I grab you and I squeeze you and I squeeze you and I grab you with a squeezy squeezy squeezy and a grab grab grab". His assailant was unimpressed with the nonsensical baby talk so