Finished Folds (3101—3120)
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2grab her Kenny Chesney CD and a couple High Life tall boys. She was in such a rush she forgot the homemade deer jerky she said she'd bring to the hootenanny. Dag! Halfway there
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3cleaned fecal matter and other unfortunate human wastes up off the floor and bathroom surfaces at least once a day so I figured he'd be up for it. Larry touched my
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350% of polled males favored Sunday orgies in the park, while the other 50% suffered from erectile malfunction and therefore remained un-poled. It was a puzzling polling paradox.
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5seized the FoldingStory domain and were cracking down on irreverence of all forms. This military state gave rise to the Sultan of Snark and the WordMonger, who took great pride in
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1and enlarged wedding tackle were actually quite a hit when I moved to Tahiti. So, I just went with it. Life's too short to sweat the small stuff they say, and it's all small stuff.
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2a gaggle of pygmy velociraptors took him down and began to eat him alive. Charles' screams alerted the zoo gestapo but it was past feeding time for the little guys so they let them
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1john. Hopefully this would be the end of those tacos once and for all but we'd said that the last time too...
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2In this episode, a renegade squad of Cinnibears was murdering and enslaving entire villages of Sour Patch Kids. Haribo was a vengeful God and the elder gummis had angered him by
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6ed down his treehouse, convinced it was haunted and then started smoking some moss from the oak that previously held the offending structure. This was bad. He knew something wasn't
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2locked in the shed out back with the rest of the loonies. But this one was a keeper. Maybe if she just muzzled him, but no, that'd interfere with his best work. Sophie decided
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2shifting their weight from side to side with their knees apart, swinging their vermilion gremlin nuts back and forth, back and forth. Most would call it repugnant but I think
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4multiple kegs at last night's luau they were still passed out. As they began to rouse they started noticing that the puddles they thought were puke were actually whale guts. After
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5BFE ASAP on DHL. My ETD form was MIA so the SOB at HQ said it was a SNAFU and called in the FBI. Meanwhile, I was still in a coma. Next stop, RIP. When the
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4started spending too much time outside the School for Troubled Squash just down the road. A particularly daring 12 yr-old English Cucumber was stabbed by an older AcornSquash after
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6Ha! Haaaa-Unmph! A large chunk of a honey whole wheat roll had lodged itself firmly in my esophagus. Uuuuuumph! I threw myself repeatedly over the back of a chair to try to
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5He fired up the thorax of the insect and took a deep drag on the roach's head. Coughing horribly on the vile fumes, his eyelids then dropped and the withdrawal tremors subsided. He
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0hiding in the storage compartments of trans-Atlantic flights to save money. As she plummeted to the ground she wondered if
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3He was widely known for inventing Karma Sutra, sort of a Pay It Forward meets Debbie Does Dallas. He'd had an outstanding run lately and it was ladies night down at Ray's Tavern so
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3Fate was supposed to have faked it with the Spetsnaz agent, but she fell for him hard and couldn't stop herself. All was revealed at the lakehouse but the damage to the mission
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2cat reality show producers who wanted to exploit my condition on their new show: Yeastmaster. In order to get on you had to bake with yeast growing