Finished Folds (3101—3120)
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6ed down his treehouse, convinced it was haunted and then started smoking some moss from the oak that previously held the offending structure. This was bad. He knew something wasn't
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2locked in the shed out back with the rest of the loonies. But this one was a keeper. Maybe if she just muzzled him, but no, that'd interfere with his best work. Sophie decided
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2shifting their weight from side to side with their knees apart, swinging their vermilion gremlin nuts back and forth, back and forth. Most would call it repugnant but I think
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4multiple kegs at last night's luau they were still passed out. As they began to rouse they started noticing that the puddles they thought were puke were actually whale guts. After
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5BFE ASAP on DHL. My ETD form was MIA so the SOB at HQ said it was a SNAFU and called in the FBI. Meanwhile, I was still in a coma. Next stop, RIP. When the
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4started spending too much time outside the School for Troubled Squash just down the road. A particularly daring 12 yr-old English Cucumber was stabbed by an older AcornSquash after
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6Ha! Haaaa-Unmph! A large chunk of a honey whole wheat roll had lodged itself firmly in my esophagus. Uuuuuumph! I threw myself repeatedly over the back of a chair to try to
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5He fired up the thorax of the insect and took a deep drag on the roach's head. Coughing horribly on the vile fumes, his eyelids then dropped and the withdrawal tremors subsided. He
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0hiding in the storage compartments of trans-Atlantic flights to save money. As she plummeted to the ground she wondered if
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3He was widely known for inventing Karma Sutra, sort of a Pay It Forward meets Debbie Does Dallas. He'd had an outstanding run lately and it was ladies night down at Ray's Tavern so
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3Fate was supposed to have faked it with the Spetsnaz agent, but she fell for him hard and couldn't stop herself. All was revealed at the lakehouse but the damage to the mission
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2cat reality show producers who wanted to exploit my condition on their new show: Yeastmaster. In order to get on you had to bake with yeast growing
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2just a vibrator where the typical man parts were, and a corkscrew for a left hand. Model 2.0 came with adjustable heating control and a free copy of You've Got Mail.
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5line in my ceiling the first time I tried it but the Vibrophaser was all the rage with the female cadets in the farther moon orbits. Starfleet command noted that productivity drop
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8Yes, this was flush with possibilities. I sat down at my PC and furiously typed away. Oh, this was my best work yet! Rich and complex, twisting, turning, until it came to: The End.
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2Their motto was: If you want it done right, hire a Mexican to do it. It was racist and offensive, but also complimentary. At confession the priest gave him 30 Hail Marys and a hand
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3I REALLY should not have signed up for service on this battleship. Our uniforms were grey sweatpants and grey sweatshirts. The only show on TV was Grey's Anatomy. Red: now there's
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1practicing to become a cunning linguist. Practice makes perfect, they say, so back to work...
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2her on my taxes as dependent #3 and then e-filed. Now, what to do with the $2,700 refund?! That's a lot of potatoes said Wilbur. True, but there was a sale down at
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4At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinkin I could never live without you by my side." The judge said "But then I spent so many nights, thinkin how you did me wrong" The