Finished Folds (3121—3140)
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2just a vibrator where the typical man parts were, and a corkscrew for a left hand. Model 2.0 came with adjustable heating control and a free copy of You've Got Mail.
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5line in my ceiling the first time I tried it but the Vibrophaser was all the rage with the female cadets in the farther moon orbits. Starfleet command noted that productivity drop
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8Yes, this was flush with possibilities. I sat down at my PC and furiously typed away. Oh, this was my best work yet! Rich and complex, twisting, turning, until it came to: The End.
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2Their motto was: If you want it done right, hire a Mexican to do it. It was racist and offensive, but also complimentary. At confession the priest gave him 30 Hail Marys and a hand
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3I REALLY should not have signed up for service on this battleship. Our uniforms were grey sweatpants and grey sweatshirts. The only show on TV was Grey's Anatomy. Red: now there's
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1practicing to become a cunning linguist. Practice makes perfect, they say, so back to work...
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2her on my taxes as dependent #3 and then e-filed. Now, what to do with the $2,700 refund?! That's a lot of potatoes said Wilbur. True, but there was a sale down at
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4At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Kept thinkin I could never live without you by my side." The judge said "But then I spent so many nights, thinkin how you did me wrong" The
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4And that's how Hillary busted Slick Willy for the third and final time.
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2electric fans, corkboards, pencil shavings, and potted plants. The first pencil shaving/potted plant quilt sold for $1,200 but you had to keep it well-watered or the vines would
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4time didn't come with the knick-knack collecting, and bone-giving connotations of today's users. Back in the Tang Dynasty it meant that while you respected an elder's trinkets you
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3the waiting area at the local Chili's. I'd strike up a conversation with the hostess and then urinate copiously into my adult undergarments. It got so that I really couldn't pee un
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4the 4-foot burrito, accidentally spilling the mango salsa in the process. Two of the fogies starting giving us the business so I put him in a sleeper hold and high-fived
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10whatever political party is in office at the time. My main concern is that this'll mean the loss of a dependent, and I might get bumped into a higher tax bracket with the insurance
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3up to the snows of Mount Kilimanjaro every Tuesday to obtain fresh drinking water. Their calves are like rock and their thighs are like
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3Linda was torn. She'd spotted some all-new 100% organic crack with no high-fructose corn syrup on aisle 12. On one hand, it was crack cocaine. But on the other hand, it seemed
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6, gangsta bitches, and getting straight A's. When I wasn't clockin game studying calculus in the library, I was out bangin. It was Thug Life for real. They call me Trout Face cuz
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3featured him building a nuclear reactor with two sticks and a can of Fresca. He drank the Fresca, used one stick to initiate a chain reaction of nuclear fission and the other stick
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4s massaging slow circles into his temples. The Chairman looked up at me and said 'You are without a doubt the biggest fuckup in this company." I was flabbergasted. Mr. Bridge put
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3a juvenile partially armored threespine stickleback or the love of a good woman, whichever was easier to find at 3pm on a Thursday. He grabbed his seine net and headed down to