Finished Folds (3121—3140)
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4And that's how Hillary busted Slick Willy for the third and final time.
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2electric fans, corkboards, pencil shavings, and potted plants. The first pencil shaving/potted plant quilt sold for $1,200 but you had to keep it well-watered or the vines would
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4time didn't come with the knick-knack collecting, and bone-giving connotations of today's users. Back in the Tang Dynasty it meant that while you respected an elder's trinkets you
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3the waiting area at the local Chili's. I'd strike up a conversation with the hostess and then urinate copiously into my adult undergarments. It got so that I really couldn't pee un
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4the 4-foot burrito, accidentally spilling the mango salsa in the process. Two of the fogies starting giving us the business so I put him in a sleeper hold and high-fived
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10whatever political party is in office at the time. My main concern is that this'll mean the loss of a dependent, and I might get bumped into a higher tax bracket with the insurance
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3up to the snows of Mount Kilimanjaro every Tuesday to obtain fresh drinking water. Their calves are like rock and their thighs are like
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3Linda was torn. She'd spotted some all-new 100% organic crack with no high-fructose corn syrup on aisle 12. On one hand, it was crack cocaine. But on the other hand, it seemed
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6, gangsta bitches, and getting straight A's. When I wasn't clockin game studying calculus in the library, I was out bangin. It was Thug Life for real. They call me Trout Face cuz
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3featured him building a nuclear reactor with two sticks and a can of Fresca. He drank the Fresca, used one stick to initiate a chain reaction of nuclear fission and the other stick
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4s massaging slow circles into his temples. The Chairman looked up at me and said 'You are without a doubt the biggest fuckup in this company." I was flabbergasted. Mr. Bridge put
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3a juvenile partially armored threespine stickleback or the love of a good woman, whichever was easier to find at 3pm on a Thursday. He grabbed his seine net and headed down to
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3consistency and the Mintos and Cola were for obvious reasons. I took out my recipe book and made a note to add Alka-Seltzer and Pop Rocks to my next attempt. But for now
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2hit up up down down left right left right b a start. Then you became the Djinn and could
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3triplets were always scooping up three-holers and with two stories it'd be quite a while til they had to scoop out the contents of those three holes. Problem was, I only had 72
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2from deep, deep within my guts. I shifted uncomfortably. I was right to be apprehensive because the next thing that happened
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4women to keep watching and men to leap from tall buildings. Just last week the ratings doubled and eight more men took their last breath. If we were smart
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1was way too early to wake up after an experience like that so he rolled over and went back to sleep. He'd need the rest for tonight's shenanigans.
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2stars a block of driftwood that may or may not have a mild case of Down's Syndrome. Why don't you just slap me across the face with a scalding hot plate of huevos ranchero or
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3his usual loud cheers when the silverbacks tore Sigourney limb from limb. This was a little known sequel called 'Gorillas in the midst' where they