Finished Folds (3141—3160)
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3consistency and the Mintos and Cola were for obvious reasons. I took out my recipe book and made a note to add Alka-Seltzer and Pop Rocks to my next attempt. But for now
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2hit up up down down left right left right b a start. Then you became the Djinn and could
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3triplets were always scooping up three-holers and with two stories it'd be quite a while til they had to scoop out the contents of those three holes. Problem was, I only had 72
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2from deep, deep within my guts. I shifted uncomfortably. I was right to be apprehensive because the next thing that happened
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4women to keep watching and men to leap from tall buildings. Just last week the ratings doubled and eight more men took their last breath. If we were smart
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1was way too early to wake up after an experience like that so he rolled over and went back to sleep. He'd need the rest for tonight's shenanigans.
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2stars a block of driftwood that may or may not have a mild case of Down's Syndrome. Why don't you just slap me across the face with a scalding hot plate of huevos ranchero or
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3his usual loud cheers when the silverbacks tore Sigourney limb from limb. This was a little known sequel called 'Gorillas in the midst' where they
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3He was a 6' 4" 250 lb albino with pigtails. He usually sported snazzy Tshirts with punch lines like 'Keep staring, I might do a trick' and a nice Irish kilt. I met him for drinks
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2I fondly remember when my nap buddy showed me how to make a shit sandwich with no bread. First you
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4which is the primary point of our lecture today. Remain erect and intensely alert at all times. Keep constant head motion. Keep your tail fluffy and above all, protect your nuts.
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1I really shouldn't have been looking. But their blinds were open and I couldn't help myself. They were
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0Really should have gone with the roses in retrospect. Maybe it was the fact that my whole body reeked of sphincter that turned her off. Or maybe it was the headlock and noogie that
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2a Play-Doh type material. This matter is then fed to the factory rodents who digest and subsequently excrete pellets that are processed with artificial dyes. Presto! You've got
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3Alan was on a nervous high before his first (blind) date since the divorce. But the person looking expectantly his way appeared to be wearing a pair of crotchless tights as a shirt
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3When he said on their first date that he'd possess her heart she thought it was kinda cute in an overconfident kind of way. Now that he was standing over her with a meat cleaver
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2unthinkable, or at least undesirable. Such as: </proc:></drop dead>, or </proc:></get me a beer>. I'd been working on that last bit of code for over an hour and was damn thirsty. 4
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7global thermonuclear warfare. He'd declared open season on Cadbury mini-eggs and was making some serious headway on his plans for chocolate bunny genocide. His apartment
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3turned literal after we realized that someone must have replaced our Anusol with Krazy glue. Our thighs were sealed together krazy strong, krazy fast. I was rethinking the wisdom
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3. I flipped my 1st victim over the Bay Bridge with ease. I spread a thin layer of Nutella over my 2nd kill and staked him to a fire ant hill. I gagged #3 with the spatula handle