Finished Folds (3181—3200)
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2sackhop had been a poor choice and now she had her chance to take Momma Reed out for good. Rather than beat around the bush Mama Mabel laid down a duel challenge right off the bat.
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5The inaugural FoldCon was a smashing success. Fellow folders met, mingled, chatted, and had a grand old time. But when Santa Claus showed up with Mickey Mouse ears and scotchbreath
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0up through the ground and into his white linen suit creating a disgusting effect but also effecting a passable disguise. He'd looked like shit before - this was different. He leapt
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2he was pretty sure she could kick his ass. He'd seen her around the gym lately and she must have been juicing with that new P90X pill he was hearing so much about. He needed to get
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1most everything in her cupboards but if it was on sale, she'd buy it. Her kids had had diarrhea for weeks after the buy 1 get 3 free canned chili incident back in '09. Shelly would
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5Unfortunately for Helga, rule #2 of Goat Club was "No Helgas". Her husband had invented Goat Club after Helga started horning in on poker night. John now spent his nights in the tr
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3cycle expedition across the Andes. He'd be gone for another 3 weeks and she was so sex-starved she thought a square looked phallic. She put on the black undies (oh, yeah) and got
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3steadily injecting farts into the torn seats of my Alfa Romeo and wondering if I had time to stop at a street vendor to get some (in)famous Rio fish tacos. My gaze drifted to
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1entry permit, nor any valid identification. Furthermore, the squatters defecated wherever they wanted and slept most of the day. I put these animals in a large wooden crate and
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4particularly important breeding grounds for endangered monk seals and got out my wrist rocket. These ball bearings were going to get a workout one way or another. My first shot
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7scrambled Cadbury eggs and Peeps toast. Some jerkoffs had told her that sugar was bad for you and she was hell bent on proving them wrong. He wasn't going to stick around for the
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6a bender not seen since Hunter S Thompson's early days. Jack was high on peyote, booze, and Elmer's but what he really wanted was some nitrous. The clerk he'd absconded with was
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3was thumbing through Good Housekeeping again looking for something racy so I decided to make it a girls night out. I was dying for a cadillac margarita so I told Greta and Nonny to
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3was somewhat underwhelming. There was great aunt Bertha, two cousins from Alabama that I thought had died last winter, and a spokesperson from the local Elks Club. Bertha looked
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3lived for several weeks on tree pollen and flower nectar. Her colon sparkled like Mr. Clean's bald dome. But he was a carnivore. He needed to smuggle some carcass into this nunnery
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0The cop that showed up must have been gay though because he didn't fall for my bullcrap bimbo routine. I practically gagged myself on my blowpop and he just tossed me in the back
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4on YouTube again after I recorded the whole thing and then uploaded it. The censors would take it down soon but I had already forwarded it to 12,092 of my closest friends. The rep
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4You got a real purty mouth". Carl smashed his knuckles into the attorney's cheekbone as hard as his little body could. June put her hand over her mouth and
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2helpings of luscious. I already had a complete wardrobe of chaps, chap substitutes, and chap accessories at home but I still found myself in Brenda's chap checkout line holding
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7invite them over to dinner at my Grandma's. She force feeds them marginal quality food until their will is low and then peppers them with questions about their future. This is how