Finished Folds (3181—3200)
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1entry permit, nor any valid identification. Furthermore, the squatters defecated wherever they wanted and slept most of the day. I put these animals in a large wooden crate and
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4particularly important breeding grounds for endangered monk seals and got out my wrist rocket. These ball bearings were going to get a workout one way or another. My first shot
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7scrambled Cadbury eggs and Peeps toast. Some jerkoffs had told her that sugar was bad for you and she was hell bent on proving them wrong. He wasn't going to stick around for the
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6a bender not seen since Hunter S Thompson's early days. Jack was high on peyote, booze, and Elmer's but what he really wanted was some nitrous. The clerk he'd absconded with was
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3was thumbing through Good Housekeeping again looking for something racy so I decided to make it a girls night out. I was dying for a cadillac margarita so I told Greta and Nonny to
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3was somewhat underwhelming. There was great aunt Bertha, two cousins from Alabama that I thought had died last winter, and a spokesperson from the local Elks Club. Bertha looked
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3lived for several weeks on tree pollen and flower nectar. Her colon sparkled like Mr. Clean's bald dome. But he was a carnivore. He needed to smuggle some carcass into this nunnery
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0The cop that showed up must have been gay though because he didn't fall for my bullcrap bimbo routine. I practically gagged myself on my blowpop and he just tossed me in the back
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4on YouTube again after I recorded the whole thing and then uploaded it. The censors would take it down soon but I had already forwarded it to 12,092 of my closest friends. The rep
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4You got a real purty mouth". Carl smashed his knuckles into the attorney's cheekbone as hard as his little body could. June put her hand over her mouth and
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2helpings of luscious. I already had a complete wardrobe of chaps, chap substitutes, and chap accessories at home but I still found myself in Brenda's chap checkout line holding
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7invite them over to dinner at my Grandma's. She force feeds them marginal quality food until their will is low and then peppers them with questions about their future. This is how
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4This guy looked like Larry from Three's Company so he must know what he's talking about when it comes to pulling chicks. I stuffed a sock down my pants and sneered at the female on
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3thought he detected a hint of egg salad, which he detested, but he wasn't going to let that ruin everything. The hotties were still writhing around on the floor but the smell was
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9spite of the fact that the Bank Manager liked what he saw. While in the back of the squad car, they got an emergency call for a 374B in progress. They turned on the siren and
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3Now I've been called a crook, a killer, a thug, a no-good dealer of drugs. But I'm really just the one who put the satin on your panties. Most people don't know my real name
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4I could tell that she knew that he knew a thing or two about making stew with leftover Mountain Dew. Code Red
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3panache and dropped trou. I was whistling cheerily while I worked and the coals were almost ready for the pork. Freakin A this was gonna be good! When I flipped the pork butt my
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0they used to taunt this backstreet boy with
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2the Germans had wiped out 90% of their countrymen. When they returned to their village in Chamonix