Finished Folds (3201—3220)
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5hydrogen and peroxide. It came in brown bottles down at the MegaMart and they'd been using it in their RV for years. The backfires were horrendous but the savings really added up.
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3A large dolphin with huge rows of teeth was closing in on him but he was too busy trying to get an underwater self portrait for his blog to notice. His bleeding leg
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6never turned in your TPS reports." I calmed replied "Sue, you ignorant trollop. Allow me to retort." I proceeded to chug a second bottle of Chivas right in her face and felt
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4he had no choice but to unzip and release the Anaconda. The mammoth trouser snake attacked the Vaginal Kraken and there was much crying and gnashing of teeth. After 40 days and 40
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6particles within 14 cycles after re-entry". I set my phaser to kill and said "All your base are belong to us." I motioned for two droids to
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2his cutoff jean shorts. Luckily they were pretty tight and he had just been swimming so the strain was only mildly evident. But when the director called for more oil on the model
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3crust, but the inside was warm and gooey like the inside of a properly roasted marshmallow. I couldn't eat it all at once it was so rich and filling. I saved some in a ziplock for
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7security was called. He was hauled off to jail, and this was his third strike, but it was also his lucky day! The warden down at County was trying to break the Girl Scout cookie
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4I got the hell out of there. I may be up for a little man/orangutan foreplay but I'm no sicko. Plus I didn't like the way that zookeeper was looking at me. I paid $14 for a 7Up and
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4ers on this broad were unbelievable! he thought to himself as he opened the door. She had his delivery but he didn't have the cash. He invited her in and asked if she'd like some
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1a large chunk out of it's blade and parts of her father were everywhere. The parrot kept repeating 'Noooo!', 'Noooooooo!' She couldn't take it any longer so she
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3of his inhibitions. So she wasn't down with society's current grooming guidelines, so what? Who could keep track these days? He continued climbing the 20-foot braid of pubes
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2fled the room in a panic. She grabbed the secretary by the hair and put the dental syringe to her throat. "Anybody tries anything and this bitch gets done!" An elderly woman in
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3Just as he reached the front doors he tripped and crashed headfirst through the glass. The two sacks of gold coins went spilling out into the street. Blood ran down his face but
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6'Rowr' and winked at her. Time elongated for a few moments while the performer's eyes locked with the lion's and they sized each other up. Something was clearly going on here and
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4my wife's sister (i.e., my other wife). She can pound like 18 Zimas and doesn't even put the Jolly Ranchers in 'em like my ex. I polished my brew and looked at my watch - Oh Snap!
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1matched his godawful sweater that looked like a color wheel sneezed on him. 'How do I look?' he quite honestly asked
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0if this horse can survive a plunge 100 feet deep into that lake said Zeke. Wally was fully shnockered on malt liquor so he thought it was reasonable. Zeke pulled out a roll of duct
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6put her left foot in, took her left foot out, put her left foot in and shook it all about. The natives had never seen anything like it and called J-Lo
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3other box and inside that box was