Finished Folds (3201—3220)
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4This guy looked like Larry from Three's Company so he must know what he's talking about when it comes to pulling chicks. I stuffed a sock down my pants and sneered at the female on
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3thought he detected a hint of egg salad, which he detested, but he wasn't going to let that ruin everything. The hotties were still writhing around on the floor but the smell was
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9spite of the fact that the Bank Manager liked what he saw. While in the back of the squad car, they got an emergency call for a 374B in progress. They turned on the siren and
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3Now I've been called a crook, a killer, a thug, a no-good dealer of drugs. But I'm really just the one who put the satin on your panties. Most people don't know my real name
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4I could tell that she knew that he knew a thing or two about making stew with leftover Mountain Dew. Code Red
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3panache and dropped trou. I was whistling cheerily while I worked and the coals were almost ready for the pork. Freakin A this was gonna be good! When I flipped the pork butt my
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0they used to taunt this backstreet boy with
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2the Germans had wiped out 90% of their countrymen. When they returned to their village in Chamonix
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5hydrogen and peroxide. It came in brown bottles down at the MegaMart and they'd been using it in their RV for years. The backfires were horrendous but the savings really added up.
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3A large dolphin with huge rows of teeth was closing in on him but he was too busy trying to get an underwater self portrait for his blog to notice. His bleeding leg
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6never turned in your TPS reports." I calmed replied "Sue, you ignorant trollop. Allow me to retort." I proceeded to chug a second bottle of Chivas right in her face and felt
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4he had no choice but to unzip and release the Anaconda. The mammoth trouser snake attacked the Vaginal Kraken and there was much crying and gnashing of teeth. After 40 days and 40
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6particles within 14 cycles after re-entry". I set my phaser to kill and said "All your base are belong to us." I motioned for two droids to
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2his cutoff jean shorts. Luckily they were pretty tight and he had just been swimming so the strain was only mildly evident. But when the director called for more oil on the model
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3crust, but the inside was warm and gooey like the inside of a properly roasted marshmallow. I couldn't eat it all at once it was so rich and filling. I saved some in a ziplock for
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7security was called. He was hauled off to jail, and this was his third strike, but it was also his lucky day! The warden down at County was trying to break the Girl Scout cookie
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4I got the hell out of there. I may be up for a little man/orangutan foreplay but I'm no sicko. Plus I didn't like the way that zookeeper was looking at me. I paid $14 for a 7Up and
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4ers on this broad were unbelievable! he thought to himself as he opened the door. She had his delivery but he didn't have the cash. He invited her in and asked if she'd like some
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1a large chunk out of it's blade and parts of her father were everywhere. The parrot kept repeating 'Noooo!', 'Noooooooo!' She couldn't take it any longer so she
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3of his inhibitions. So she wasn't down with society's current grooming guidelines, so what? Who could keep track these days? He continued climbing the 20-foot braid of pubes