Finished Folds (3221—3240)
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2the wagon, revealing the Dutch Oven within. The elephant didn't seem to notice the smell at all, but me and the other dwarves couldn't take much more. I grabbed my axe
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3you're gonna have quadruplets for sure, we don't know how many you'll want". Paddy was crushed. She couldn't have 4 more kids! Maybe somebody at HQ could take them. She said "HQ,
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6was his best sweeper. Harriet must have sold her soul to the devil 'cause she could make a curling stone stop wherever she wanted. She was clutch, but being 8 months preggers,
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2froze over. Kenny Loggins had the #1 single and Bob Marley was dead. I stared at the red CoolAid and tried to think of a reason not to drink it. Maybe
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2top of the slippery peel a bean-shaped bulge reminiscent of the elusive Grafenberg Spot. He frowned. What was this he was eating? He took off the blindfold and
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1spewing from both ends. He though he had a Tums Extra Strength in his carryall and began ransacking it desperately. Damn! He could never find anything in here! He burped and
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3did two rails of coke off the desk. Buchanan looked pissed and sarcastically said thanks. Buchanan was staring at Nixon's pocket; whether it was because he knew about the note or
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4a crapton of beanie babies. I really think some of them were worth something but the bottom of the market kinda dropped out after the revelation that the filling inside caused
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4in the difficult art of mule exsanguination so he went with the candy bar interpretation. Besides, he had just received a shipment from Nestle. When he opened the crate
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4trivia. That seemed to go over well so I asked her if she'd ever played a little game called Just The Tip. Just for a second. Just to see what it felt like. I never even
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4one hand. The other hand rubbed her considerable back while I hummed My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas. I could tell this was going to be my lucky night.
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6succotash, which as we all know is a food dish consisting primarily of corn and lima beans. Stephen King HATED lima beans, thus the suffering. But the loquacious arachnid idea was
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0had become common at the North Pole ever since global warming turned it into a Miami Beach-type scene. The elves had plenty of scratch and an insatiable thirst for erotic
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1was sitting at the back of the class and saved my ass by saying "Now we know!" On cue, I said "And knowing is half the battle!" All the kids raised an arm and cheered wildly.
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2mirror-image etch-a-sketch still lifes of tex mex meals. She figured she could market them to a cantina as window ads to finance her crippling decopage addiction. Her scissors
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4fits the Perfect 3: delicious, nutritious, and cheap! I usually have Cool Ranch for breakfast, Spicy Nacho for lunch, and a Salsa Verde / Four Cheese salad for dinner. If I get
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3of punching bags. He's constantly jabbing at my disco ball earrings or leaning over my desk 'accidentally' grazing my breasts. His coffee breath is atrocious. If it wasn't
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4felt like feet after Dr. Chong's lectures. Timmy wanted to be a Potanist too and was working on a thesis mixing Kush with Mauwie Wauwie. He was totally baked one afternoon when
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1lady patties. The customer curled his lip but didn't speak his mind. Instead he lit a cig and waited it out. When the manager finished his grope, the customer followed him into the
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3also her father's uncle and had tickets to Yonder Mountain String Band. She couldn't decide whether to take her cousin-brother or just miracle some poor shlub in the parking lot.