Finished Folds (3221—3240)
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2fled the room in a panic. She grabbed the secretary by the hair and put the dental syringe to her throat. "Anybody tries anything and this bitch gets done!" An elderly woman in
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3Just as he reached the front doors he tripped and crashed headfirst through the glass. The two sacks of gold coins went spilling out into the street. Blood ran down his face but
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6'Rowr' and winked at her. Time elongated for a few moments while the performer's eyes locked with the lion's and they sized each other up. Something was clearly going on here and
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4my wife's sister (i.e., my other wife). She can pound like 18 Zimas and doesn't even put the Jolly Ranchers in 'em like my ex. I polished my brew and looked at my watch - Oh Snap!
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1matched his godawful sweater that looked like a color wheel sneezed on him. 'How do I look?' he quite honestly asked
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0if this horse can survive a plunge 100 feet deep into that lake said Zeke. Wally was fully shnockered on malt liquor so he thought it was reasonable. Zeke pulled out a roll of duct
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6put her left foot in, took her left foot out, put her left foot in and shook it all about. The natives had never seen anything like it and called J-Lo
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3other box and inside that box was
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2the wagon, revealing the Dutch Oven within. The elephant didn't seem to notice the smell at all, but me and the other dwarves couldn't take much more. I grabbed my axe
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3you're gonna have quadruplets for sure, we don't know how many you'll want". Paddy was crushed. She couldn't have 4 more kids! Maybe somebody at HQ could take them. She said "HQ,
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6was his best sweeper. Harriet must have sold her soul to the devil 'cause she could make a curling stone stop wherever she wanted. She was clutch, but being 8 months preggers,
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2froze over. Kenny Loggins had the #1 single and Bob Marley was dead. I stared at the red CoolAid and tried to think of a reason not to drink it. Maybe
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2top of the slippery peel a bean-shaped bulge reminiscent of the elusive Grafenberg Spot. He frowned. What was this he was eating? He took off the blindfold and
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1spewing from both ends. He though he had a Tums Extra Strength in his carryall and began ransacking it desperately. Damn! He could never find anything in here! He burped and
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3did two rails of coke off the desk. Buchanan looked pissed and sarcastically said thanks. Buchanan was staring at Nixon's pocket; whether it was because he knew about the note or
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4a crapton of beanie babies. I really think some of them were worth something but the bottom of the market kinda dropped out after the revelation that the filling inside caused
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4in the difficult art of mule exsanguination so he went with the candy bar interpretation. Besides, he had just received a shipment from Nestle. When he opened the crate
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4trivia. That seemed to go over well so I asked her if she'd ever played a little game called Just The Tip. Just for a second. Just to see what it felt like. I never even
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4one hand. The other hand rubbed her considerable back while I hummed My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas. I could tell this was going to be my lucky night.
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6succotash, which as we all know is a food dish consisting primarily of corn and lima beans. Stephen King HATED lima beans, thus the suffering. But the loquacious arachnid idea was