Finished Folds (3261—3280)
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3duck etouffe for the dinner party. She knew most of the guests had undiagnosed mood disorders from her recent research in Cosmo and really wanted to help them help themselves. So
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5McDuck was Scrooge's cousin and while Splooge wasn't as rich as Scrooge, his lifestyle was tits. He'd wake up
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1a small red truck next to the world's biggest mountain of milkbones. The dog was shaking with joy and anticipation. I figured this would be a good test and firmly said 'Stay', then
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1t a place he could sleep but that there was a shelter a couple blocks away. I kept my beat clean but wasn't entirely heartless. He still seemed confused but I checked him in OK.
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5along the tree bark. Her stomach was in a knot but she couldn't stop giggling with her friends. She looked down at her hand and the skin was pulsing slowly and swirling around like
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1would be a perfectly horrid scene even if we could pull it off. Enough was enough and I pulled into Long John Silver's to an absolute shitstorm of complaints. Everybody piled out
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1my head through a wall and began retching into the empty wall space while they redoubled their efforts to "help" me by pounding on my back now. Just when I thought I was done
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1for UnThanksgiving supper. Sam and Ella would each help with a chicken and we'd have some sashimi, teriyaki noodles, steamed artichokes, and horseradish gingerbread dumplings for
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6The Anarchist Cookbook and locked himself in a bathroom stall. He figured it was now or never. He popped 4 nilla wafers in his mouth and started divvying up the fertilizer into
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4-errand boy. Cher wanted three large packs of Hershey's bars with almonds, with the almonds removed. She also needed a bonsai saguaro cactus that looked like a man and 3 bottles of
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4His very own War of the Roses started over the thermostat. He'd bump it down a notch, she'd bump it up two. After she (accidentally?) mixed in a red sweater with his whites, he
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2chocolate-frosted sugar bombs (which were actually pretty dull until you spooned some extra sugar on them). She settled for a custard-filled churro and large chocolate milk but
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4He couldn't sleep. He'd tried pills, counting sheep, flipping the pillow, rubbing one out, reading primary literature. After 3 days with no sleep he felt a crazed detachment
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2Johnson, the male lead, was just coming off set and he was so dreamy the food stylist got distracted. She practically tripped over her own tongue and the pie she was carrying
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1After Spiderman finished up with the toilets, he sprayed some grout-b-gone on the shower and went to check the dishwasher. Friggin thing was still running so he called up MaryJane
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1like moving our thumbs really fast and standing in long lines for no reason. Those Old Ass People aren't holding back us anymore! Up with Youth Of Today (YOT)! Down with OAP! Up wi
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2your mom's house, or your sister's house if your mom was busy. The wedding was coming up and your mom was making the cake while your sister was sewing the tablecloths. He rang up
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0The low carb diet craze put a damper on his nut roll-based get-rich-quick schemes. But the porn warehouse did surprisingly well. Employee fraud was his biggest problem and Hank was
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3place in the world than most men will ever know. That one might better understand the human race by studying ape interactions was a point of controversy
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3slipped in the muck and he fell backwards into a freshly prepared baked Alaska. She took that opportunity to violently bludgeon his nuts with a claw hammer. Luckily,