Finished Folds (3261—3280)
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6The Anarchist Cookbook and locked himself in a bathroom stall. He figured it was now or never. He popped 4 nilla wafers in his mouth and started divvying up the fertilizer into
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4-errand boy. Cher wanted three large packs of Hershey's bars with almonds, with the almonds removed. She also needed a bonsai saguaro cactus that looked like a man and 3 bottles of
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4His very own War of the Roses started over the thermostat. He'd bump it down a notch, she'd bump it up two. After she (accidentally?) mixed in a red sweater with his whites, he
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2chocolate-frosted sugar bombs (which were actually pretty dull until you spooned some extra sugar on them). She settled for a custard-filled churro and large chocolate milk but
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4He couldn't sleep. He'd tried pills, counting sheep, flipping the pillow, rubbing one out, reading primary literature. After 3 days with no sleep he felt a crazed detachment
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2Johnson, the male lead, was just coming off set and he was so dreamy the food stylist got distracted. She practically tripped over her own tongue and the pie she was carrying
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1After Spiderman finished up with the toilets, he sprayed some grout-b-gone on the shower and went to check the dishwasher. Friggin thing was still running so he called up MaryJane
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1like moving our thumbs really fast and standing in long lines for no reason. Those Old Ass People aren't holding back us anymore! Up with Youth Of Today (YOT)! Down with OAP! Up wi
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2your mom's house, or your sister's house if your mom was busy. The wedding was coming up and your mom was making the cake while your sister was sewing the tablecloths. He rang up
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0The low carb diet craze put a damper on his nut roll-based get-rich-quick schemes. But the porn warehouse did surprisingly well. Employee fraud was his biggest problem and Hank was
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3place in the world than most men will ever know. That one might better understand the human race by studying ape interactions was a point of controversy
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3slipped in the muck and he fell backwards into a freshly prepared baked Alaska. She took that opportunity to violently bludgeon his nuts with a claw hammer. Luckily,
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3a complete frontal lobotomy. He had seen a drive-thru clinic next to the dispensary he frequented and he thought it was worth a shot. After 2 eludes
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212 hours after that he learned that Glenda was not good-hearted. Nor was she attractive in the morning or a good cook or really anything he was looking for. The wall clock
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3selling oranges by the freeway. I had sold 17 dozen sacks since Labor Day and was strongly considering expanding my empire to
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2schoolmaster! Worm, your honor, the evidence before the court is incontrovertible, there's no need for the jury to retire. Tear down the wall. We'll teach this bastard a lesson he
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4The Good Ship Lollipop floated by and she climbed aboard. It was still drizzling gumdrops and the rainbow of skittles was mesmerizing. The penguins licked the chocolate off of her
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4got very quiet. He plopped down on the couch, spent, and she walked away. 10 minutes later she came in the den with a sandwich and a pushup bra on. He was HIGHLY suspicious
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1herself. She looked at herself quizzically and frowned. It wasn't a mirror; it wasn't someone that looked like her; it WAS her. She kept shaking her head but her doppelganger
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2He'd deal with them later, and roughly. But for now he charged quickstyle into the minimart and purchased one of those whatchamacalits (no, not candy). He spun the knobby thing. No