Finished Folds (3281—3300)
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4My fingernails were chewed to the quick and I had to distract myself to avoid going after my toes. So I turned my eyelids inside out and went to greet strangers at Gate 32. The
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4Once he got started it was best just to let him finish up. Like most shitzus
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1apoplectic. Janet was rocking a 'Keep me high and I'll ball you forever' T-shirt and was completely bald by choice. Her 'Bald by choice' button even said so. My mother offered
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2she had put on a few pounds. Here Matthew Perry was looking tiptop but Courtney could tell that the fat she had injected into her lips was stretching thin, and
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4pulled a sawed off shotgun out of it. She cocked it and he took off running. She didn't seem interested in the wallet any more and was sprinting after him when
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0I put orange juice on my Cheerios once. That day, my girlfriend dumped me, I flunked my Calculus exam, and my roommates rabbit shat on my pillow. So, I needed some milk, STAT. I
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0Willy. She didn't really have anything against the Orca but needed that money. She headed to the coast with a sack of chihuahuas, a harpoon gun, and a ferocious determination.
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1leg dangles in the breeze. I thought it was just terrific but I was surprised when my tenant just went ahead and touched it. Her hand was cold but
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0eye was swelling up fast and that wasn't the only part experiencing increased blood flow. He had to get out of there. He hobbled into the parking lot with one hand on his eye and
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4images from my mind. It got pretty primal there for a minute and I'm not sure I can go back to my day-to-day routine after seeing
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2something completely different: the Flying Circus descended upon the man with the fresh mani/pedi and promptly
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3cheap, lying, no good, rotten, low life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless,
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3Prancer decided to spike the Kringle nog and see if he couldn't rear up and nail Vixen reindeer-style. After Vixen's third nog she was flirting heavily with Dasher
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4he'd tell me to grow a pair and jack these MotherF'ers for the whole mound. But David was not here and Elsa knew better. She took just one ruby and instantly felt it's power. Fear
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1her face lit up like a 4th of July Grand Finale and she ran to her closet. She returned with an identically weaved flag and then they knew. They made passionate love until
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1has anything that fits Frank in it. Frank heads up TSA and his slogan is 'If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.' He joined up right after 9/11 and gets
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3Beagles were specifically forbidden in the Cockatrice Feeding Laws of 2084 so I pretended I didn't hear. I just tucked my robes inside my boots and got on my speeder.
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6was a teller-in-training and his bait and switch routine would work like clockwork on this rube. He confidently approached the awkward young lady and laid the deposit slip
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4salvaged cremation remnants. People thought it'd work just because the words were similar. But our hero's still scalier than an irritated red trout, and not nearly as tasty.
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4Early June by the latest. I've really got to stop procrastinating on this. There's a handful of soft talkers over on 74th Ave that I've been meaning to exterminate for months now.