Finished Folds (3281—3300)
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3a complete frontal lobotomy. He had seen a drive-thru clinic next to the dispensary he frequented and he thought it was worth a shot. After 2 eludes
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212 hours after that he learned that Glenda was not good-hearted. Nor was she attractive in the morning or a good cook or really anything he was looking for. The wall clock
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3selling oranges by the freeway. I had sold 17 dozen sacks since Labor Day and was strongly considering expanding my empire to
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2schoolmaster! Worm, your honor, the evidence before the court is incontrovertible, there's no need for the jury to retire. Tear down the wall. We'll teach this bastard a lesson he
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4The Good Ship Lollipop floated by and she climbed aboard. It was still drizzling gumdrops and the rainbow of skittles was mesmerizing. The penguins licked the chocolate off of her
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4got very quiet. He plopped down on the couch, spent, and she walked away. 10 minutes later she came in the den with a sandwich and a pushup bra on. He was HIGHLY suspicious
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1herself. She looked at herself quizzically and frowned. It wasn't a mirror; it wasn't someone that looked like her; it WAS her. She kept shaking her head but her doppelganger
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2He'd deal with them later, and roughly. But for now he charged quickstyle into the minimart and purchased one of those whatchamacalits (no, not candy). He spun the knobby thing. No
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4My fingernails were chewed to the quick and I had to distract myself to avoid going after my toes. So I turned my eyelids inside out and went to greet strangers at Gate 32. The
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4Once he got started it was best just to let him finish up. Like most shitzus
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1apoplectic. Janet was rocking a 'Keep me high and I'll ball you forever' T-shirt and was completely bald by choice. Her 'Bald by choice' button even said so. My mother offered
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2she had put on a few pounds. Here Matthew Perry was looking tiptop but Courtney could tell that the fat she had injected into her lips was stretching thin, and
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4pulled a sawed off shotgun out of it. She cocked it and he took off running. She didn't seem interested in the wallet any more and was sprinting after him when
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0I put orange juice on my Cheerios once. That day, my girlfriend dumped me, I flunked my Calculus exam, and my roommates rabbit shat on my pillow. So, I needed some milk, STAT. I
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0Willy. She didn't really have anything against the Orca but needed that money. She headed to the coast with a sack of chihuahuas, a harpoon gun, and a ferocious determination.
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1leg dangles in the breeze. I thought it was just terrific but I was surprised when my tenant just went ahead and touched it. Her hand was cold but
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0eye was swelling up fast and that wasn't the only part experiencing increased blood flow. He had to get out of there. He hobbled into the parking lot with one hand on his eye and
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4images from my mind. It got pretty primal there for a minute and I'm not sure I can go back to my day-to-day routine after seeing
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2something completely different: the Flying Circus descended upon the man with the fresh mani/pedi and promptly
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3cheap, lying, no good, rotten, low life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, over-stuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless,