Finished Folds (3301—3320)
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2lifeless form seamlessly into the dance routine, a la Weekend at Bernie's. When the AARP got wind of this, they sent out a crack squad to investigate. Maude & Claude
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1typically found that the natural cleansing agents found in human blood kept his hook hand quite clean and it was just sparkling from all the activity lately. The couple in the car
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6a black belt in Linux (the Borg's preferred OS) so I couldn't wait to get my Vulcan fingers on the offered touchscreen. He held it out to me, and I immediately
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4think they're going to get away with outright defiling of the Goddess Gaia. We warrior souls connected to our Mother will never allow it. I clasped hands with the summer breeze
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7. The Lollipop Guild (their words, not ours) really gave us a good pounding. They were some sick puppies. We think they were
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2research or evidential circumstance to back up these typhoon stories but there was also no way he was gonna get any from the future Mrs. Dykeson if he left the lid up. The only
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2consciousness/umbrella and walked headlong into the downpour. At first, I'll admit, I didn't
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3pialidocious. The Dr. was NOT into that whole brevity thing. But when Elton John Cougar Mellencampialidocious recorded a duet with Julie Andrews the entire United Kingdom
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2a whole bunch of noise that he wasn't trying to hear. He told her point-blank to F off but she was completely off her rocker and sat down at his table. The first
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2Adam's apple and forcibly encouraged her over to the bar. I ordered two Red Bull and Vodkas with a double whiskey chaser. Then I got Melissa Rivers a Cosmo to be nice. The Oscars
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6much more attractive they are than human females. Those extra long chimp arms, extra big chimp lips, extra extra big ears and hairy backs. Mmmm, why if I had one here right now I'd
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1almost gone and he didn't see the old lady around anywhere. He really should have soaked her for at least a 12er seeing that she had a good job sweeping up and all. His insides
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2abhorred schmaltz and found himself absolutely drenched in it. How did I end up here? Where did I go wrong? he thought to himself. In response, the story began anew. Act 1 Scene 1.
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5& gown, revealing Beatle Bailey underroos and a startlingly bad physique. Lt. Dykeson sealed his fate as he slipped on some confetti, the scissors went up in the air,
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1foolishly attempted back-to-back-to-back versions of Tuesday's Gone. When the song started a third time the audience turned on the lounge singer and
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4Abe Froman [or Mr. X as he was known thenceforth (thenceforth?)] was forced to abandon his Chicago sausage monarchy and relocate under the Sackless Protection Agency where sackless
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0she'd learn that he was a table tennis junkie and the Springfield Boys Club had the finest paddles outside of that adult megastore with the creepy greeter. After the 7th game to 21
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6Why does society force us to pee standing up when we all know it's more comfortable to sit down?" His blood sugar was dangerously low and he was liable to start really embarrassing
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3scratched himself most unpleasantly. I surmised there wasn't much need for tact when you're a keytar genie. I looked him square in the genie eye and said
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3it made ESPN 8 "The Ocho" look positively highbrow. Newman and Neuman was such a colossal failure, such a steaming pile of excrement, such a vapid... insipid... what was I saying?