Finished Folds (3301—3320)
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3Prancer decided to spike the Kringle nog and see if he couldn't rear up and nail Vixen reindeer-style. After Vixen's third nog she was flirting heavily with Dasher
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4he'd tell me to grow a pair and jack these MotherF'ers for the whole mound. But David was not here and Elsa knew better. She took just one ruby and instantly felt it's power. Fear
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1her face lit up like a 4th of July Grand Finale and she ran to her closet. She returned with an identically weaved flag and then they knew. They made passionate love until
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1has anything that fits Frank in it. Frank heads up TSA and his slogan is 'If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.' He joined up right after 9/11 and gets
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3Beagles were specifically forbidden in the Cockatrice Feeding Laws of 2084 so I pretended I didn't hear. I just tucked my robes inside my boots and got on my speeder.
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6was a teller-in-training and his bait and switch routine would work like clockwork on this rube. He confidently approached the awkward young lady and laid the deposit slip
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4salvaged cremation remnants. People thought it'd work just because the words were similar. But our hero's still scalier than an irritated red trout, and not nearly as tasty.
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4Early June by the latest. I've really got to stop procrastinating on this. There's a handful of soft talkers over on 74th Ave that I've been meaning to exterminate for months now.
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2lifeless form seamlessly into the dance routine, a la Weekend at Bernie's. When the AARP got wind of this, they sent out a crack squad to investigate. Maude & Claude
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1typically found that the natural cleansing agents found in human blood kept his hook hand quite clean and it was just sparkling from all the activity lately. The couple in the car
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6a black belt in Linux (the Borg's preferred OS) so I couldn't wait to get my Vulcan fingers on the offered touchscreen. He held it out to me, and I immediately
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4think they're going to get away with outright defiling of the Goddess Gaia. We warrior souls connected to our Mother will never allow it. I clasped hands with the summer breeze
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7. The Lollipop Guild (their words, not ours) really gave us a good pounding. They were some sick puppies. We think they were
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2research or evidential circumstance to back up these typhoon stories but there was also no way he was gonna get any from the future Mrs. Dykeson if he left the lid up. The only
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2consciousness/umbrella and walked headlong into the downpour. At first, I'll admit, I didn't
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3pialidocious. The Dr. was NOT into that whole brevity thing. But when Elton John Cougar Mellencampialidocious recorded a duet with Julie Andrews the entire United Kingdom
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2a whole bunch of noise that he wasn't trying to hear. He told her point-blank to F off but she was completely off her rocker and sat down at his table. The first
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2Adam's apple and forcibly encouraged her over to the bar. I ordered two Red Bull and Vodkas with a double whiskey chaser. Then I got Melissa Rivers a Cosmo to be nice. The Oscars
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6much more attractive they are than human females. Those extra long chimp arms, extra big chimp lips, extra extra big ears and hairy backs. Mmmm, why if I had one here right now I'd
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1almost gone and he didn't see the old lady around anywhere. He really should have soaked her for at least a 12er seeing that she had a good job sweeping up and all. His insides