Finished Folds (3321—3340)
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2abhorred schmaltz and found himself absolutely drenched in it. How did I end up here? Where did I go wrong? he thought to himself. In response, the story began anew. Act 1 Scene 1.
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5& gown, revealing Beatle Bailey underroos and a startlingly bad physique. Lt. Dykeson sealed his fate as he slipped on some confetti, the scissors went up in the air,
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1foolishly attempted back-to-back-to-back versions of Tuesday's Gone. When the song started a third time the audience turned on the lounge singer and
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4Abe Froman [or Mr. X as he was known thenceforth (thenceforth?)] was forced to abandon his Chicago sausage monarchy and relocate under the Sackless Protection Agency where sackless
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0she'd learn that he was a table tennis junkie and the Springfield Boys Club had the finest paddles outside of that adult megastore with the creepy greeter. After the 7th game to 21
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6Why does society force us to pee standing up when we all know it's more comfortable to sit down?" His blood sugar was dangerously low and he was liable to start really embarrassing
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3scratched himself most unpleasantly. I surmised there wasn't much need for tact when you're a keytar genie. I looked him square in the genie eye and said
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3it made ESPN 8 "The Ocho" look positively highbrow. Newman and Neuman was such a colossal failure, such a steaming pile of excrement, such a vapid... insipid... what was I saying?
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1my arms. As I was getting up another gentleman wearing a blood stained hockey mask came up and indicated that he'd like to chop some firewood. I had just had sex and done drugs so
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1F-me sandals but her neighbor had a big Rottweiler and he never picked up after it. So sandals with heels were out. She liked the feedback and figured maybe she'd leave the webcam
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5but to get there from here you had to cross the Rio Grande and Duran had severe aquaphobia. Then one day Duran met a backwards sort of character named Narud. Together,
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3Perhaps is was related to that crude leapfrog reference her cousin used at the BBQ. She hoped not. The unicorn seemed uneasy before Anabelle and she tried to soothe it by
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4strip down to his loincloth and perform the sacred fertility dance. There was much pelvic thrusting and hopping about, followed quickly by a moderate cardiac arrest. By moderate, I
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6less than nothing. He was part of a new nihilist segment of the Borg, believing in even less than usual. His cybernetically enhanced
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0NWA's Straight Outta Compton. It really got the crowd bumping and grinding and malt liquor sales skyrocketed. They were not welcomed back to the Convention Center after
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2Inez gave him the hat anyway and about 4,000 volts from her Taser to go with it. She knew she didn't like the look of this guy from the start and now had to decide
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6I got detention for calling my teacher a bumhole. I thought it was clever, he disagreed. The thing about detention is that you get to learn all these neat tricks from the bad kids.
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3that's grade A, but if you throw in a few sandals & hooves, that drops it down to top sirloin. The 40% beef is actually 30% tap water, 12% furniture polish, and 55% soy substitute.
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2like a good way to go so without being accepted into the sorority, the coeds headed off to the tattoo parlor. They got pretty liquored up beforehand which is how they ended up with
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0One down, 17 to go. The other boils weren't as big as that first one, but they were angrier. After the first one went,