Finished Folds (3321—3340)
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1my arms. As I was getting up another gentleman wearing a blood stained hockey mask came up and indicated that he'd like to chop some firewood. I had just had sex and done drugs so
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1F-me sandals but her neighbor had a big Rottweiler and he never picked up after it. So sandals with heels were out. She liked the feedback and figured maybe she'd leave the webcam
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5but to get there from here you had to cross the Rio Grande and Duran had severe aquaphobia. Then one day Duran met a backwards sort of character named Narud. Together,
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3Perhaps is was related to that crude leapfrog reference her cousin used at the BBQ. She hoped not. The unicorn seemed uneasy before Anabelle and she tried to soothe it by
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4strip down to his loincloth and perform the sacred fertility dance. There was much pelvic thrusting and hopping about, followed quickly by a moderate cardiac arrest. By moderate, I
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6less than nothing. He was part of a new nihilist segment of the Borg, believing in even less than usual. His cybernetically enhanced
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0NWA's Straight Outta Compton. It really got the crowd bumping and grinding and malt liquor sales skyrocketed. They were not welcomed back to the Convention Center after
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2Inez gave him the hat anyway and about 4,000 volts from her Taser to go with it. She knew she didn't like the look of this guy from the start and now had to decide
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6I got detention for calling my teacher a bumhole. I thought it was clever, he disagreed. The thing about detention is that you get to learn all these neat tricks from the bad kids.
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3that's grade A, but if you throw in a few sandals & hooves, that drops it down to top sirloin. The 40% beef is actually 30% tap water, 12% furniture polish, and 55% soy substitute.
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2like a good way to go so without being accepted into the sorority, the coeds headed off to the tattoo parlor. They got pretty liquored up beforehand which is how they ended up with
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0One down, 17 to go. The other boils weren't as big as that first one, but they were angrier. After the first one went,
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5The Toddler was pure evil. He would take two things and smash them together just to see what would happen. He once pinched his father quite hard and showed no remorse at all.
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2The Hamburgler was doing hard time but with McCheese's help he'd be In-N-Out. The Mayor needed the Hamburgler to make some unsavory problems disappear. It got ugly when
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5her hand in marriage two weeks after the NatGeo crew began filming. It was a happy time but for the Animal Farm like scene developing outside. Three large moles were sporting
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3I was raking it in big-time and she figured I'd probably burn out and die young. So I guess it wasn't so much 'love' as it was 'stomach for as little time as possible'. Her garden
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4neither dared let go. He feared they weren't ready for this new life but there wasn't a choice. The metaphorical bridges were still smoldering back home. He and his niece walked
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5some Tang for an astronaut's screwdriver. Little did they know that they knew so little that the little they didn't know was the part they forgot. After 3 screwdrivers and a toke
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2Mothers abandoned their children. Children abandoned their pets. Pets evacuated their bowels. The freshly waxed floor took another beating.
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1he didn't even bother to do that much any more. He was last seen rambling about past participles and noun-verb agreement down on the 3700 block of Pico Blvd. If u go, say Hi for me