Finished Folds (3341—3360)
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5The Toddler was pure evil. He would take two things and smash them together just to see what would happen. He once pinched his father quite hard and showed no remorse at all.
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2The Hamburgler was doing hard time but with McCheese's help he'd be In-N-Out. The Mayor needed the Hamburgler to make some unsavory problems disappear. It got ugly when
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5her hand in marriage two weeks after the NatGeo crew began filming. It was a happy time but for the Animal Farm like scene developing outside. Three large moles were sporting
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3I was raking it in big-time and she figured I'd probably burn out and die young. So I guess it wasn't so much 'love' as it was 'stomach for as little time as possible'. Her garden
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4neither dared let go. He feared they weren't ready for this new life but there wasn't a choice. The metaphorical bridges were still smoldering back home. He and his niece walked
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5some Tang for an astronaut's screwdriver. Little did they know that they knew so little that the little they didn't know was the part they forgot. After 3 screwdrivers and a toke
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2Mothers abandoned their children. Children abandoned their pets. Pets evacuated their bowels. The freshly waxed floor took another beating.
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1he didn't even bother to do that much any more. He was last seen rambling about past participles and noun-verb agreement down on the 3700 block of Pico Blvd. If u go, say Hi for me
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7order a third slice. "In fact, if I could just get the topping in a large doggie bag, that'd be terrific, mm'kay?" As I waited, I began to feel
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3he vanished. She stood there balanced between confusion and terror, shock setting in. He didn't just hide quickly, he literally vanished before her eyes. She glanced to the side
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2Jim Brown, Pauly Shore, and Jesse Jackson. While Pauly was out getting coffee they drew up a plan on making Barack blacker than ever. As Public Enemy blared, they
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212 Norwegian yaks and a bad case of crabs. I followed that up the next day with a puppy. She did seem confused but Frank insisted his animal gift plan was solid. The third day, I
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6hot motor oil running down his cab's interior really got his motor going. Optimus usually got his fill devouring smaller Decepticons but when they weren't around he found himself
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3defuse the detonator strapped to the defibrillator before Dwight killed them all trying to impress the MILF. The Red Cross was really trying to jazz up these mandatory first aid
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7say if I got up the nerve to talk to her. "Ah, no, not really" or "uh, OK, thanks I guess" or "um, maybe, bye". She really set my world on fire, what a woman! I clicked on her Face
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0completely gone even though he'd just filled a 40-pill prescription 2 days ago. The film showed some erratic driving to be sure but the Hummer just kept going. America's Funniest V
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2dalliances. For the first time in his existence he knew what was truly important and he had the aliens to thank for it. He quit his job, and instead
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3Hugh some free tuba lessons in exchange for a ride up Mt. Mistake in his helicopter. He agreed and we were on our way. I had my powder skis, two granola bars and an extra hat. What
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4do a little light yard work. I had a yard service but liked to work on the mulberry tree when the mood struck. I raised the sword and took a huge cut at the tree. Thwack! As I
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2he landed a job as a news anchor on Fox "News". He was actually mostly coherent, his stories just completely fell apart when he spoke too long. One time on assignment the brain dam