Finished Folds (3341—3360)
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7order a third slice. "In fact, if I could just get the topping in a large doggie bag, that'd be terrific, mm'kay?" As I waited, I began to feel
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3he vanished. She stood there balanced between confusion and terror, shock setting in. He didn't just hide quickly, he literally vanished before her eyes. She glanced to the side
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2Jim Brown, Pauly Shore, and Jesse Jackson. While Pauly was out getting coffee they drew up a plan on making Barack blacker than ever. As Public Enemy blared, they
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212 Norwegian yaks and a bad case of crabs. I followed that up the next day with a puppy. She did seem confused but Frank insisted his animal gift plan was solid. The third day, I
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6hot motor oil running down his cab's interior really got his motor going. Optimus usually got his fill devouring smaller Decepticons but when they weren't around he found himself
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3defuse the detonator strapped to the defibrillator before Dwight killed them all trying to impress the MILF. The Red Cross was really trying to jazz up these mandatory first aid
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7say if I got up the nerve to talk to her. "Ah, no, not really" or "uh, OK, thanks I guess" or "um, maybe, bye". She really set my world on fire, what a woman! I clicked on her Face
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0completely gone even though he'd just filled a 40-pill prescription 2 days ago. The film showed some erratic driving to be sure but the Hummer just kept going. America's Funniest V
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2dalliances. For the first time in his existence he knew what was truly important and he had the aliens to thank for it. He quit his job, and instead
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3Hugh some free tuba lessons in exchange for a ride up Mt. Mistake in his helicopter. He agreed and we were on our way. I had my powder skis, two granola bars and an extra hat. What
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4do a little light yard work. I had a yard service but liked to work on the mulberry tree when the mood struck. I raised the sword and took a huge cut at the tree. Thwack! As I
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2he landed a job as a news anchor on Fox "News". He was actually mostly coherent, his stories just completely fell apart when he spoke too long. One time on assignment the brain dam
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2a set of loaded dice so I can finally beat this guy in my dorm who always calls me 'son' or 'cuz' after he owns me at Yahtzee or dominoes or whatever. This guy really sucks but he
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1adult male's nipples are?" Adam didn't know but he was genuinely curious to find out. He took another bite of apple and chewed slowly, thinking how to play this. He said "Eve,
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4On one hand I could drug & seduce her, then blackmail her dad into making me rich. On the other hand I could get her home safe, and work my way to the top. It was an easy decision.
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4Smith knew the best thing for everybody would be if he'd crawl into bed and just sleep this off. Instead, in 20 minutes, he found himself scrubbing up in the O.R. and
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2penchant for late night burrito runs. I'm so sick of Taco Bell. Couldn't The Donald, as he INSISTS we refer to him, go for a burger, a pizza, a darned salad for once! Please excuse
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1now turned to defending the murderer of the inventor of the Clark Bar who had beaten the old man to death with a crow bar for coming up with such a crap name. He was barred
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2had been quarantined due to suspicion of a virulent strain of mumps whispered his Aunt Maggie. *Why hadn't Alan heard about this* he wondered as he rubbed an annoying sore on his
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4and $2,112.83 went spilling over my floor in loose change. What a day. As I (of course) cursed loudly, I began to choke on the loose tooth which had now lodged itself deeply in my