Finished Folds (3361—3380)
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2a set of loaded dice so I can finally beat this guy in my dorm who always calls me 'son' or 'cuz' after he owns me at Yahtzee or dominoes or whatever. This guy really sucks but he
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1adult male's nipples are?" Adam didn't know but he was genuinely curious to find out. He took another bite of apple and chewed slowly, thinking how to play this. He said "Eve,
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4On one hand I could drug & seduce her, then blackmail her dad into making me rich. On the other hand I could get her home safe, and work my way to the top. It was an easy decision.
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4Smith knew the best thing for everybody would be if he'd crawl into bed and just sleep this off. Instead, in 20 minutes, he found himself scrubbing up in the O.R. and
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2penchant for late night burrito runs. I'm so sick of Taco Bell. Couldn't The Donald, as he INSISTS we refer to him, go for a burger, a pizza, a darned salad for once! Please excuse
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1now turned to defending the murderer of the inventor of the Clark Bar who had beaten the old man to death with a crow bar for coming up with such a crap name. He was barred
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2had been quarantined due to suspicion of a virulent strain of mumps whispered his Aunt Maggie. *Why hadn't Alan heard about this* he wondered as he rubbed an annoying sore on his
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4and $2,112.83 went spilling over my floor in loose change. What a day. As I (of course) cursed loudly, I began to choke on the loose tooth which had now lodged itself deeply in my
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2getting kicked off the site for blatant douchbaggery. "Right" said Fred. Then he did his little turn on the catwalk. Yes,
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3and the sneer only enraged her further. She clawed at the holy man's face and neck ferociously, gained a handful of hair and held his head under water. He couldn't
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1(street value) in sexual favors and recreational drugs. Elroy marveled that he came into Camp Tubby as a mid-level executive who was 45 lbs overweight and left as a bona fide
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1they were usually too busy thinking about sex or food to take good notes. They brainstormed about who they could call to finish up this matter conversion experiment that was due
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4propped open the bathroom window in an attempt to air that sumbitch out. It was ironic that it was the Guinness Book doing the job because there were several records in jeopardy at
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0to employ the best and firewall the rest. Unfortunately for Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, there was a small contingent at this hackathon that had found a loophole in the security and
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4Shirley and Ernie both owned '72 Coupe de Villes. His was pure white with a burberry interior; a real panty-dropper. Hers was a classic pink and he thought it looked like
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1we were above hitting a girl. Charles stepped up to choke her but she spun around real quick-like and all of a sudden she had him in a standing arm lockup. It was almost funny but
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2made out of wookie hair that instantly caused her to break out in an uncontrollable sneezing attack. While she was incapacitated, the aliens
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2engorged. He grabbed the upside down mickey mouse roughly and
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6invented by the FDA just after the turn of the century. It allowed almost anything to resemble the sweet buttery flavor of lobster. Usually they used soylent green but if
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3I lay down for a nap. But just as I was drifting off, I felt a tickle on my leg. I reached down to scratch and then felt a sharp sting. Ow! Another and another. I leaped out of bed