Finished Folds (3361—3380)
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2getting kicked off the site for blatant douchbaggery. "Right" said Fred. Then he did his little turn on the catwalk. Yes,
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3and the sneer only enraged her further. She clawed at the holy man's face and neck ferociously, gained a handful of hair and held his head under water. He couldn't
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1(street value) in sexual favors and recreational drugs. Elroy marveled that he came into Camp Tubby as a mid-level executive who was 45 lbs overweight and left as a bona fide
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1they were usually too busy thinking about sex or food to take good notes. They brainstormed about who they could call to finish up this matter conversion experiment that was due
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4propped open the bathroom window in an attempt to air that sumbitch out. It was ironic that it was the Guinness Book doing the job because there were several records in jeopardy at
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0to employ the best and firewall the rest. Unfortunately for Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, there was a small contingent at this hackathon that had found a loophole in the security and
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4Shirley and Ernie both owned '72 Coupe de Villes. His was pure white with a burberry interior; a real panty-dropper. Hers was a classic pink and he thought it looked like
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1we were above hitting a girl. Charles stepped up to choke her but she spun around real quick-like and all of a sudden she had him in a standing arm lockup. It was almost funny but
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2made out of wookie hair that instantly caused her to break out in an uncontrollable sneezing attack. While she was incapacitated, the aliens
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2engorged. He grabbed the upside down mickey mouse roughly and
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6invented by the FDA just after the turn of the century. It allowed almost anything to resemble the sweet buttery flavor of lobster. Usually they used soylent green but if
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3I lay down for a nap. But just as I was drifting off, I felt a tickle on my leg. I reached down to scratch and then felt a sharp sting. Ow! Another and another. I leaped out of bed
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3twins! That's right, quadruplets. Two boys, two girls, and one big problem. Roger had another pregnant wife two states over and things were stretched as it was. The only option he
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3"Silence!" he screamed at me. "You'll do 50 push-ups in full gear and then put a fresh coat of wax on my Rossignols if you want to stay on this team!" I swallowed the last bite and
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2erratic past. I still had connections the committee didn't know about. But I'd have to go back to the sordid underbelly of this town. And we didn't part on good terms. No matter,
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5was scrawled upon a cocktail napkin in hurried ink. It read
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6a steak sandwich, a bloody mary, and another steak sandwich. Put it on the Underhill's tab. OK, let's start anew... Joe Momma walked into the truck stop.
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1stump oil from the parking lot but there was no cover on Tuesdays and I knew the bartender so I could usually get away with finishing any leftover drinks without fear of 86ing. It
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4I was on my third tour in Nam." I turned beet red. My Mom gasped and passed out. Grammie said "Seriously." and held out a wiggling pinky finger.
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5that really cute guy with the porn star 'stache and light blue eyes turned out to be a total clam in bed. She shook that thought off with a shudder and looked again at dude's