Finished Folds (3381—3400)
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3twins! That's right, quadruplets. Two boys, two girls, and one big problem. Roger had another pregnant wife two states over and things were stretched as it was. The only option he
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3"Silence!" he screamed at me. "You'll do 50 push-ups in full gear and then put a fresh coat of wax on my Rossignols if you want to stay on this team!" I swallowed the last bite and
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2erratic past. I still had connections the committee didn't know about. But I'd have to go back to the sordid underbelly of this town. And we didn't part on good terms. No matter,
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5was scrawled upon a cocktail napkin in hurried ink. It read
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6a steak sandwich, a bloody mary, and another steak sandwich. Put it on the Underhill's tab. OK, let's start anew... Joe Momma walked into the truck stop.
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1stump oil from the parking lot but there was no cover on Tuesdays and I knew the bartender so I could usually get away with finishing any leftover drinks without fear of 86ing. It
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4I was on my third tour in Nam." I turned beet red. My Mom gasped and passed out. Grammie said "Seriously." and held out a wiggling pinky finger.
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5that really cute guy with the porn star 'stache and light blue eyes turned out to be a total clam in bed. She shook that thought off with a shudder and looked again at dude's
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4putting on some Seal and pretending to spot clean the carpet. When they finished up, the maid reached for the revolver again, drew down on the husband, and pulled the trigger. Noth
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3learned from a troupe of traveling gypsies when she lived in a van down by the river last year. Vicky's real friendly and just seems to attract the salt of the Earth. One gypsy
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4with low-quality delivery Chinese and deep-fried Ranch flavored SteakUms. He figured if the general malnutrition didn't do her in, the astronomical sodium intake would. But Angie
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3he liked it. He had been a baad boy and these little whippings by the guards were nothing compared to his S&M parties back home. He had to get out of here even if just to get a go
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6the next author. If all they had to go on was the single previous fold, that'd explain why there were so many zany zingers, and general lack of plot or flow. Perhaps a rulebook,
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5infinitesimally larger, and he could actually see it happen. Somehow the loss of his limbs had sharpened his senses such that he could
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3Brooklyn Decker and Jessica Biel. Pretty much any super-duper attractive lady would do. Natalie Portman even did it once and she wasn't half-bad. I had to get out of the studio so
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1they cut my hours back at the Plant again and I don't really like the crowd she's been running with lately neither. The last time I saw my little girl I gave her $20 and her friend
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2bag of oranges for soccer practice. It's not as easy as it looks. First you have to get the knife, then you have to cut the orange. OK, maybe it is that easy, but I
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4what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. I had to figure a way to get Joy back without her friends Drama and Pestilence tagging along. Drama
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4A Black Cat Darted Eerily From Garage Headquarters. I J
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2He knew where to get some support but on his way in he noticed a couple of disheveled looking men with red-stained lips laying in a pile of cellophane. Twizzlers Anonymous?!?! He