Finished Folds (3401—3420)
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1they were sending The Wolf, directly. He was 30 minutes away. He'd be there in 10. Jimmy put some coffee on
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0knew if he didn't get these Chavez brothers off his ass he wouldn't see the new year. Slamming the phone down, he put on his thinking cap. It
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1he ended the other man's troubles, dreams, and everything in between with one squeeze of the trigger. The 49er sat down in the dirt, thinking about his next move. When he looked up
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3I thought 'aw, what the hell', figuring she'd be an easy mark to break my bad streak. I crinkled up my nose just a lil and said "Is that a mirror in your pocket?" never expecting
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2emerged from the treeline. Every footstep of the beast caused the air to compress in her lungs and her jaw hung slack. She wanted to speak, to scream, to run, but the shock was too
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3properly lay into the pledges but the comedic effect was too good for the Alpha Omegas to pass up. Brother Winston delicately stroked a cucumber sandwich with a sinister twinkle in
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2and just wanted to have a couple beers and lay low. On the way up the steps though some drunken bum made a play for his handcuffs. His training kicked in and before he knew it he
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5the spoonstraw to her jumbo Slurpee. She stuck it in the red slush and proceeded to chase it in circles around the plastic dome with her tongue, trying to corral it into her mouth.
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0my dog Charlie's passing. I know it doesn't sound like much, but when you're on skid row and your only trustworthy companion up and dies, well, I lost my grip. For the first few
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0practice the waltz again. The great hulk of a hairy man towered over Belle and they spun around the room with a grace typically reserved for Christmas supper. When the music ended
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3CRAYOLA get made fun of for once? Of a somewhat tangential relation, the rabbi was rapidly becoming rabid. He really should have had that mongoose bite checked out sooner but now
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6hairless cats so you can imagine that it took more than a few of them to gather the requisite material. She hiked up her hairless cat fur dungarees and spat. 4-ball in the corner
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3provide a nice base color but then we'd need some Tapatio and guava to really make the structure pop. I looked down at my glass and needed a refill. So hard to find good help these
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4to get to the asshole convention. I'm the keynote speaker." She was pretty shocked but sold him the Midol and Slim Jims. The clerk clocked out and her cell buzzed
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1until morale improved, which took quite a while, truth be told.
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1Jellystone Park just in time for the pic-a-nic with Yogi. Hanna-Barbera is reported to be considering pressing charges but did not immediately return our call seeking comment.
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3the best her boyfriend Calgon could do on such short notice. He had erected a small lean-to in the bedroom, thrown a red shirt over the lamp, and was called it Calgon's Love Shack.
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5his long-term loss of short-term memory. He knocked warily on the peeling paint of the door and it eerily creaked open. *deep breath* Stepping inside, he immediately noticed
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2After I ate the magic mushroom I rapidly grew to twice my original size. A large turtle headed aggressively my way so I hopped on it, and sent the shell skidding away. I continued
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11door salesman he never had much luck trying to sell doors to people who obviously already had them. The logic was lost on him, but he sold enough to pay half the rent on a