Finished Folds (3401—3420)
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0my dog Charlie's passing. I know it doesn't sound like much, but when you're on skid row and your only trustworthy companion up and dies, well, I lost my grip. For the first few
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0practice the waltz again. The great hulk of a hairy man towered over Belle and they spun around the room with a grace typically reserved for Christmas supper. When the music ended
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3CRAYOLA get made fun of for once? Of a somewhat tangential relation, the rabbi was rapidly becoming rabid. He really should have had that mongoose bite checked out sooner but now
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6hairless cats so you can imagine that it took more than a few of them to gather the requisite material. She hiked up her hairless cat fur dungarees and spat. 4-ball in the corner
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3provide a nice base color but then we'd need some Tapatio and guava to really make the structure pop. I looked down at my glass and needed a refill. So hard to find good help these
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4to get to the asshole convention. I'm the keynote speaker." She was pretty shocked but sold him the Midol and Slim Jims. The clerk clocked out and her cell buzzed
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1until morale improved, which took quite a while, truth be told.
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1Jellystone Park just in time for the pic-a-nic with Yogi. Hanna-Barbera is reported to be considering pressing charges but did not immediately return our call seeking comment.
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3the best her boyfriend Calgon could do on such short notice. He had erected a small lean-to in the bedroom, thrown a red shirt over the lamp, and was called it Calgon's Love Shack.
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5his long-term loss of short-term memory. He knocked warily on the peeling paint of the door and it eerily creaked open. *deep breath* Stepping inside, he immediately noticed
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2After I ate the magic mushroom I rapidly grew to twice my original size. A large turtle headed aggressively my way so I hopped on it, and sent the shell skidding away. I continued
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11door salesman he never had much luck trying to sell doors to people who obviously already had them. The logic was lost on him, but he sold enough to pay half the rent on a
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6further indicated that said rabbit was not naturally red-furred and that sometimes a 6 turned out to be a 9. Furthermore, if you squinted, then the 7 could be a 1, and THAT would
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5to the frontal lobe and the remove the contents as best as possible. Next, insert the object into the vacant space and replace the skull. Dr. S -as his patients called him-
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4'Friggin things musta shrunk up again' she muttered as she yanked on the denim, and completed a perfect impression of an overfilled muffin cup, spilling out the sides. 'Do these
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2inviting the Hells Angels, which she had been trying to avoid. 'There goes the neighborhood' she thought as she prepared to lay down with dogs.
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2sidewalk stain that looked like a ginormous burrito. It appeared the street performer was laying down some classic Hendrix licks and he really was wailing on the whammy bar. She fi
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3of the efficiency expert. The seconds ticked away on the wall clock, s l o w l y . Nobody wanted to say anything and the woman who held the key to their being kept or fired wasn't
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4a reminder of what a real man looked like. I jumped down from the cab and screamed at the first suit I saw "What'd you have for breakfast!" "Wh- what?" he stammered. I punched
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2they were just oversized battery operated swizzle sticks with a rotating head and optional lubricant strip. Nonplussed, the Evaluation Team said they'd come back at a better time.