Finished Folds (3421—3440)
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0take those kinds of chances, do you? No, I thought not. In fact I think it's best if we just slowly back away. Maybe not mention this to Grandpa. He didn't
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8with the best of intentions. Right off he got dealt Ace-King suited. Now he was really in a quandry. He didn't want to betray his Lama training, but he just couldn't let this hand
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5Exasperated with settling, I resolved myself to get some scratch together. My cousin Tony always seemed to have a pretty fat wad on him, so I dialed him up. "Yo Tone! How about
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2a boner in gym class shorts. A new moon peeked above the horizon of the Sierras, as if
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2fruit. I was delighted to see the nice fruit basket but was a little unnerved by the shotgun and some of the stories I was hearing about his friends. But I still needed my document
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4police station and promptly turned myself in. This had gone far enough. I gave them the rug and the contents within, hoping for a lighter sentence due to compliance. When they
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5Other. The Other category had been slowly creeping up in the past few censuses and this wasn't going unnoticed by the authorities. Some blamed the water. Some blamed the media. Und
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2other's buttocks the way the sports guys do. Nothing homoerotic about that, they thought as they hummed along with the radio. Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
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5Captain Gromit to Base: Stardate 420; The Menduvian clouds are still heavy, communication with the troops has been strained to the limit. Wait, is this thing even on?
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3this was a clear case of PC Load Letter. PC Load Letter? Fine, he sighed, hoping to avoid a complete physical memory dump. He hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete and got the blue screen of death.
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2really really really big
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3reased with the pattern on her favorite afghan throw. Not great. She cupped her hand to her mouth and breathed out, then sniffed. Ugh.
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1right before she stepped on the turd so at least her sense of smell wasn't gone with her sight. I leapt up, unbearably embarrassed, and ran for a towel. My boxers
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3vowels so I stuck my crowbar in the top of the U and wrenched it open. I flipped it over and slammed a valley down it's middle. Ah, a nice M. Now that's a good letter. The M
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5remnants of Chips-Ahoy and self respect with it and called in for reinforcements. Hi Mom? Got a question for ya...
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2was as crooked as his soul. He planned to use her up in his little game, thinking he could always find another. He failed
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6...you...wan...fries with that? I raised an eyebrow and just said sure. Next time I'm going to Wendy's, this bullcrap I don't need. To top if off,
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1And this was one of those moments. A point in time that separates the professionals from the wannabes. The hoses were stowed. The helmets were clean. Time
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1man that your momma warned you about. Just something about him. Maybe it was the
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4outside would try to take our picture as we exited these shady, rent-by-the-hour dirtbag hotels but that all came at the cost of running with Charlie Sheen.