Finished Folds (3461—3480)
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3haven't you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?! Locked tongues with the occasional he/she?! Gone in search of some strange?! No?! Me neither. But you have to admit
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4would miss most was the wraparound porch on the old plantation home, but what was done couldn't be undone. He lit the match and tossed it on the trickle of gasoline along the floor
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4Squirrel Nut Zippers, to be precise. There had been another zoot suit riot down at the speakeasy and SNZ was getting the bum's rap. Tomorrow's newsworthy crisis was the red herring
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1information with which to even begin to form a reasonable proximity of what might be considered an acceptable answer, if that was in fact what was expected. I grabbed a Spicy V8
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1over the kitchen sink and I can better control the
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2as pie! As it turned out, pretty much everyone else pees yellow too... oops. After following the wrong yellow snow road for 72 hours we had accosted 9 innocent campers and a moose.
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4Nah - thanks- I'll just grab something from the drivethru. What's that? No, I already took my meds. If you don't speak up you may as well just
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7He gazed out the window as a light drizzle gently blanketed the gardens outside. The rhythmic whirring lulled him into a lazy trance when the MOTHER F'ING COPIER F'ING JAMMED AGAIN
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2Jim Bob, or Bobby Jim, or Rosco Jimmy Bob Jammer Bill Billy Joe win another race well, so help me Lord Jesus, I may just slit my wrists. I wouldn't be so upset if Darrell hadn't
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0even more than the rest of us. This card game is over. Peace.
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2shaft before he got the club head replaced down at the pro shop. He wasn't too happy with the grease stain on his Big Bertha but the next time he teed off with it
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3they were meant for the narrower-stanced gentleman immediately to his left. He stepped back as the angels swirled around the man, encapsulating him in light like
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4just a few quick huffs of Elmer's finest. But she knew in heart that was a road that would lead to
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3use this chopper that was here all along. And hey look! Some bandages and fresh clothes too! He took off across the open water into the setting sun and knew everything would be OK.
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4Ralph Lauren outlet and humor Archie for a few while he picked up some polos and a braided leather belt. The shopping really tired us out so instead of
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4Hi Mom, Just wanted to say thanks for that birthday card and check. I'll probably get myself some new shirts or something. See you next Tuesday! Love, Pat.
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1hump the cat who he thought was a skunkette but was really a cat with a stripe of white paint down it's back. Then things really got weird. Two alligators and an orangutan
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3desire (not that John needed any). He was already hornier than an 8th grader climbing the rope in gym class. John shoveled the buttered popcorn in his sizable maw and winced when
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2all natural lubricant that was available on the market. The stock was up and Mom had acquired a healthy share of it. When she retired we were going to
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2He paced anxiously back & forth, wearing a track in the cheap carpet. 9 1/2 months of dedicated study was supposed to prepare him, but right now he made coffee nervous. He entered