Finished Folds (3461—3480)
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1even the mildest cases of dyslexia. We were forced to take action so action we took. We knew they weren't going to like being punished so we had to come heavy or not at all. The
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2put the soap on the ledge and began to whistle 'Dixie'. Boy, he was really feeling it. The hot water was on and the cold water too. He didn't find it the least bit odd that
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1all his might tried to wrench the closet door open. No luck. The clicks were coming faster now, he was sure. He fumbled for his lighter and dropped it in the dark. Click click clic
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4Squiggly, whom no one wanted to see. She began retching now, her physical capacities deteriorating rapidly. Where was that F'ing Line Block that could actually fill this void? Ah!-
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4gnoshing on some leftover printouts of Wikipedia pages, their eyes constantly darting back to the library door. Someday this would all make sense, but that day was not today.
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3the sudden rush of blood when the severe abdominal hernia arrived as an unavoidable consequence of pulling an actual airplane. MotherPussBucketThatHurt! At least the laughter
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4a bi-curious blue sky, but that's just me. He rededicated himself to the suspended disbelief of the video game and sent his avatar up the canal. His boots were getting slick
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3haven't you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?! Locked tongues with the occasional he/she?! Gone in search of some strange?! No?! Me neither. But you have to admit
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4would miss most was the wraparound porch on the old plantation home, but what was done couldn't be undone. He lit the match and tossed it on the trickle of gasoline along the floor
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4Squirrel Nut Zippers, to be precise. There had been another zoot suit riot down at the speakeasy and SNZ was getting the bum's rap. Tomorrow's newsworthy crisis was the red herring
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1information with which to even begin to form a reasonable proximity of what might be considered an acceptable answer, if that was in fact what was expected. I grabbed a Spicy V8
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1over the kitchen sink and I can better control the
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2as pie! As it turned out, pretty much everyone else pees yellow too... oops. After following the wrong yellow snow road for 72 hours we had accosted 9 innocent campers and a moose.
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4Nah - thanks- I'll just grab something from the drivethru. What's that? No, I already took my meds. If you don't speak up you may as well just
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7He gazed out the window as a light drizzle gently blanketed the gardens outside. The rhythmic whirring lulled him into a lazy trance when the MOTHER F'ING COPIER F'ING JAMMED AGAIN
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2Jim Bob, or Bobby Jim, or Rosco Jimmy Bob Jammer Bill Billy Joe win another race well, so help me Lord Jesus, I may just slit my wrists. I wouldn't be so upset if Darrell hadn't
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0even more than the rest of us. This card game is over. Peace.
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2shaft before he got the club head replaced down at the pro shop. He wasn't too happy with the grease stain on his Big Bertha but the next time he teed off with it
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3they were meant for the narrower-stanced gentleman immediately to his left. He stepped back as the angels swirled around the man, encapsulating him in light like
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4just a few quick huffs of Elmer's finest. But she knew in heart that was a road that would lead to