Finished Folds (3481—3500)
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3use this chopper that was here all along. And hey look! Some bandages and fresh clothes too! He took off across the open water into the setting sun and knew everything would be OK.
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4Ralph Lauren outlet and humor Archie for a few while he picked up some polos and a braided leather belt. The shopping really tired us out so instead of
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4Hi Mom, Just wanted to say thanks for that birthday card and check. I'll probably get myself some new shirts or something. See you next Tuesday! Love, Pat.
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1hump the cat who he thought was a skunkette but was really a cat with a stripe of white paint down it's back. Then things really got weird. Two alligators and an orangutan
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3desire (not that John needed any). He was already hornier than an 8th grader climbing the rope in gym class. John shoveled the buttered popcorn in his sizable maw and winced when
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2all natural lubricant that was available on the market. The stock was up and Mom had acquired a healthy share of it. When she retired we were going to
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2He paced anxiously back & forth, wearing a track in the cheap carpet. 9 1/2 months of dedicated study was supposed to prepare him, but right now he made coffee nervous. He entered
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0to give her something better to work with than a troll doll, but she just let it go.
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1and flashed but the two audience members just looked at each other, shrugged, and headed off set. The thing that saved the day was that Bob, the janitorial engineer,
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2just a peanut butter sandwich, are you crazy? Haven't you ever seen a dog with a wad of peanut butter in it's mouth? It's enough to make you sick. All that peanutty butter
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3undead infant crowning from the depths of Hell before his eyes. He plied the wretched demon out from the bloody folds and held it aloft in the pentagram. Lucifer! Lucifer! His horr
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4to go in the kitchen and make himself a dang quesadilla. It was Ike's father who was to blame for his bloated sense of self worth and odd hobbies. The worst poem Ike ever wrote
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715 minutes of Magic Fingers "tingling relaxation and ease", or so the box on the nightstand advertised. ~kerplunk~ went the quarter and ~bzzzzzzz~ went the mattress. She
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2actually illegal to do this sort of thing, but now it's merely frowned upon. I felt pretty after my bath but that blasted chastity belt was rubbing
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1were almost ripe enough to harvest. If she could just hold off Juan Carlos from picking the fruit too early again this season she thought they'd have a fighting chance down at
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1bathroom in the main lobby. And while you're down there, order me some freedom fries and a steak sandwich and have them delivered back up to my room. The next morning,
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4Trader Joe vowed then and there never to rest, never to stop. Except for 9pm to 9am daily. He was closed then.
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3a bag full of uppers, a sack full of downers, and a handful of all-arounders. There's a little gathering down at Gary Busey's house tonight and Jonah Hill should be there. He's the
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3it a life and just eat myself to death?" That was 9 months and 4,000 twinkies ago. Turns out, the secret to happiness does not lie at the center of yellow sponge cake. Diabetes
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5Robin Hood and Little John went hoppin through the forest. Little John said "Robin Hood, would you eat my porridge?" Robin Hood said