Finished Folds (3481—3500)
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3undead infant crowning from the depths of Hell before his eyes. He plied the wretched demon out from the bloody folds and held it aloft in the pentagram. Lucifer! Lucifer! His horr
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4to go in the kitchen and make himself a dang quesadilla. It was Ike's father who was to blame for his bloated sense of self worth and odd hobbies. The worst poem Ike ever wrote
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715 minutes of Magic Fingers "tingling relaxation and ease", or so the box on the nightstand advertised. ~kerplunk~ went the quarter and ~bzzzzzzz~ went the mattress. She
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2actually illegal to do this sort of thing, but now it's merely frowned upon. I felt pretty after my bath but that blasted chastity belt was rubbing
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1were almost ripe enough to harvest. If she could just hold off Juan Carlos from picking the fruit too early again this season she thought they'd have a fighting chance down at
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1bathroom in the main lobby. And while you're down there, order me some freedom fries and a steak sandwich and have them delivered back up to my room. The next morning,
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4Trader Joe vowed then and there never to rest, never to stop. Except for 9pm to 9am daily. He was closed then.
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3a bag full of uppers, a sack full of downers, and a handful of all-arounders. There's a little gathering down at Gary Busey's house tonight and Jonah Hill should be there. He's the
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3it a life and just eat myself to death?" That was 9 months and 4,000 twinkies ago. Turns out, the secret to happiness does not lie at the center of yellow sponge cake. Diabetes
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5Robin Hood and Little John went hoppin through the forest. Little John said "Robin Hood, would you eat my porridge?" Robin Hood said
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0Black Bart didn't give a flying fuck about nothin or nobody. He once sharted an entire pork chop and didn't even notice. So he was genuinely surprised when
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2had been practicing for. Zip up, zip down. 'Don't get flustered' he told himself as his date screamed her head off and another window exploded. His mind cleared as he grabbed the
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2heavy after she did more than 1 "job". Besides, the dumpling factory down the street discriminated against anyone with less than a complete set of limbs. So she hopped in her wagon
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3I was really into Run-DMC and we used to throw down some cardboard at the park on MLK. One time, I was just getting into my robot-running-out-of-batteries dance when
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6As odd as it was, the primary thought going through John's mind was ~these gates are really just white, not really pearly~ as he entered Heaven. An angel approached, carrying two
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3desperation and not-so-gently-used spandex. I spun on my heels, fighting back a panic attack, and mad-dogged the clerk on the way out. Outside again, I looked in my wallet and had
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1come AFTER the liquor. She had learned her lesson at last.
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2friend Angela always did to get attention). Her self esteem had taken enough hits lately. She resolved herself to take the higher ground and opened up the want ads. Right off, she
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1that godforsaken rash to go away. Pulling on a turtleneck sweater, she
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1his handlebar mustache, and a near riot scene inside the pizzeria. When the cops finally got there they couldn't believe