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  Robin Hood and Little John went hoppin through the forest. Little John said "Robin Hood, would you eat my porridge?" Robin Hood said

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  Black Bart didn't give a flying fuck about nothin or nobody. He once sharted an entire pork chop and didn't even notice. So he was genuinely surprised when

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  2011-02-22 02:52:34

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  had been practicing for. Zip up, zip down. 'Don't get flustered' he told himself as his date screamed her head off and another window exploded. His mind cleared as he grabbed the

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  2011-02-22 01:30:23

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  heavy after she did more than 1 "job". Besides, the dumpling factory down the street discriminated against anyone with less than a complete set of limbs. So she hopped in her wagon

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  2011-02-21 23:05:53

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  I was really into Run-DMC and we used to throw down some cardboard at the park on MLK. One time, I was just getting into my robot-running-out-of-batteries dance when

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  2011-02-21 22:58:07

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  As odd as it was, the primary thought going through John's mind was ~these gates are really just white, not really pearly~ as he entered Heaven. An angel approached, carrying two

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  2011-02-21 22:46:07

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  desperation and not-so-gently-used spandex. I spun on my heels, fighting back a panic attack, and mad-dogged the clerk on the way out. Outside again, I looked in my wallet and had

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  2011-02-21 22:16:16

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  come AFTER the liquor. She had learned her lesson at last.

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  2011-02-21 21:48:06

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  friend Angela always did to get attention). Her self esteem had taken enough hits lately. She resolved herself to take the higher ground and opened up the want ads. Right off, she

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  2011-02-21 21:04:36

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  that godforsaken rash to go away. Pulling on a turtleneck sweater, she

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  2011-02-21 20:56:53

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  his handlebar mustache, and a near riot scene inside the pizzeria. When the cops finally got there they couldn't believe

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  2011-02-21 20:52:53

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  half-used pack of Italian sausage in the back of the fridge. I reasoned that if I was going to let the dog have some of my bacon, I may as well treat myself to a sausage. When the

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  2011-02-21 20:41:46

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  was to torture the tablet translator until he revealed Tutankhamun's 10,000 secrets. Titillated, I held onto the OhShit handle as we pushed the jalopy into the red.

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  2011-02-21 20:33:42

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  he couldn't shake the feeling that he was being watched. When you've got over 10 keys of Colombian pure sitting in a crate of avocados, paranoia sets in fast. He quickened his pace

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  2011-02-21 20:17:08

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  actually not bad, considering how distracted most of the cooks are. I had the steak tartar last night and if you could ignore the

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  2011-02-21 19:20:30

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  bringing me back into the moment. I, in turn, began slowly removing my slacks while she watched me with hungry eyes. I kicked my pants over by her dress and put my hand

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  2011-02-21 19:17:33

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  Pasta salad. Potato salad. Egg salad. Otherwise, no salad. That was how these Chi-Town locals rolled. Even after Big Eddie had his triple bypass, he still

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  2011-02-21 19:10:32

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  Now, sitting in the break room at the sausage factory, Phyllis stared down at her sandwich and couldn't understand why the bologna

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  2011-02-21 18:59:38

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  gibberish. Instead they grew angry and began to raise their pitchforks and torches, pushing amongst themselves and slowly

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  2011-02-21 18:55:02

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  THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE HUMAN FEMALE MIND with forward by Leonard Nimoy. And it read: ***character limit exceeded***

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