Finished Folds (3501—3520)
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2friend Angela always did to get attention). Her self esteem had taken enough hits lately. She resolved herself to take the higher ground and opened up the want ads. Right off, she
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1that godforsaken rash to go away. Pulling on a turtleneck sweater, she
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1his handlebar mustache, and a near riot scene inside the pizzeria. When the cops finally got there they couldn't believe
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2half-used pack of Italian sausage in the back of the fridge. I reasoned that if I was going to let the dog have some of my bacon, I may as well treat myself to a sausage. When the
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3was to torture the tablet translator until he revealed Tutankhamun's 10,000 secrets. Titillated, I held onto the OhShit handle as we pushed the jalopy into the red.
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2he couldn't shake the feeling that he was being watched. When you've got over 10 keys of Colombian pure sitting in a crate of avocados, paranoia sets in fast. He quickened his pace
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3actually not bad, considering how distracted most of the cooks are. I had the steak tartar last night and if you could ignore the
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6bringing me back into the moment. I, in turn, began slowly removing my slacks while she watched me with hungry eyes. I kicked my pants over by her dress and put my hand
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3Pasta salad. Potato salad. Egg salad. Otherwise, no salad. That was how these Chi-Town locals rolled. Even after Big Eddie had his triple bypass, he still
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4Now, sitting in the break room at the sausage factory, Phyllis stared down at her sandwich and couldn't understand why the bologna
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3gibberish. Instead they grew angry and began to raise their pitchforks and torches, pushing amongst themselves and slowly
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1THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE HUMAN FEMALE MIND with forward by Leonard Nimoy. And it read: ***character limit exceeded***
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4AA meeting. Those guys would really get a bang out something this clever. Maybe it'll help make up for the last meeting when I
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2d curtains rustle in the widow Johnson's townhouse. 'Perfect' he muttered sarcastically to himself. Time was running out. He'd have to kill the girl and then come back
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3He awoke with a start; camp was being shelled again. Each mortar blast built up pressure in his head, pounding in another nail, building toward that next migraine. The pain wasn't
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3...boy was that a disappointment. Kid was fugly, and brought four C cells when I specifically said I needed Ds. At that, I put on my snuggie, crawled into my cot, and passed out.
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3flesh. The fact that he died in a deep fryer may have something to do with that. If they'd just put a cover on that frying vat, maybe I wouldn't be here at the
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3Those poor orphans had no fruit and no fireworks. He resolved himself to immediately deliver a gross of ground bloom flowers and plantains if he could just get out of this mess.
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1, very angry cat to chase it back in it's cage. Then you can rest easy and just wait for nature to take it's course. Once the package is retrieved I do recommend that you
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3really does revert to one's true interests when left untended. Now if only I could combine my love for all things bovine, and viscous. I hopped online and logged onto