Finished Folds (3501—3520)
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2half-used pack of Italian sausage in the back of the fridge. I reasoned that if I was going to let the dog have some of my bacon, I may as well treat myself to a sausage. When the
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3was to torture the tablet translator until he revealed Tutankhamun's 10,000 secrets. Titillated, I held onto the OhShit handle as we pushed the jalopy into the red.
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2he couldn't shake the feeling that he was being watched. When you've got over 10 keys of Colombian pure sitting in a crate of avocados, paranoia sets in fast. He quickened his pace
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3actually not bad, considering how distracted most of the cooks are. I had the steak tartar last night and if you could ignore the
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6bringing me back into the moment. I, in turn, began slowly removing my slacks while she watched me with hungry eyes. I kicked my pants over by her dress and put my hand
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3Pasta salad. Potato salad. Egg salad. Otherwise, no salad. That was how these Chi-Town locals rolled. Even after Big Eddie had his triple bypass, he still
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4Now, sitting in the break room at the sausage factory, Phyllis stared down at her sandwich and couldn't understand why the bologna
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3gibberish. Instead they grew angry and began to raise their pitchforks and torches, pushing amongst themselves and slowly
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1THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE HUMAN FEMALE MIND with forward by Leonard Nimoy. And it read: ***character limit exceeded***
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4AA meeting. Those guys would really get a bang out something this clever. Maybe it'll help make up for the last meeting when I
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2d curtains rustle in the widow Johnson's townhouse. 'Perfect' he muttered sarcastically to himself. Time was running out. He'd have to kill the girl and then come back
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3He awoke with a start; camp was being shelled again. Each mortar blast built up pressure in his head, pounding in another nail, building toward that next migraine. The pain wasn't
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3...boy was that a disappointment. Kid was fugly, and brought four C cells when I specifically said I needed Ds. At that, I put on my snuggie, crawled into my cot, and passed out.
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3flesh. The fact that he died in a deep fryer may have something to do with that. If they'd just put a cover on that frying vat, maybe I wouldn't be here at the
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3Those poor orphans had no fruit and no fireworks. He resolved himself to immediately deliver a gross of ground bloom flowers and plantains if he could just get out of this mess.
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1, very angry cat to chase it back in it's cage. Then you can rest easy and just wait for nature to take it's course. Once the package is retrieved I do recommend that you
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3really does revert to one's true interests when left untended. Now if only I could combine my love for all things bovine, and viscous. I hopped online and logged onto
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4since Dorothy was swallowed by that narwhal off the eastern coast of Sweden. I paid the psychic and headed back outside, immediately bumping into a tanned basketball player who
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6E-Fill, the electronic waste graveyard of the damned. Where hard drives lay unwept, unsung, unloved. Our hero waded into the mercury and chromium filled cesspool and declared
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1working on the good ship Lollypop