Finished Folds (441—460)
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3Jungle! Hear me when I roar!" Everyone cowered until suddenly from out of the restroom charged Jack Box. "Suck this Ron!" Jack screamed, smashing his oversized "head" into Ronald's
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1Tomorrow was the third missed deadline on his very own Buddy Tut mini pyramid. Buddy'd whipped his slaves like a madman but they were way behind. What he needed was a workaround; a
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10Cliff Huxtable had gotten a card game together with Norm & Woody. Only Norm's cell phone kept ringing because Rachel wanted him to bring home some face cream. I ate the last donut.
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3I'd heard about the lunar flare but didn't pay it any mind until my skin started peeling after a long walk through the humid night. I'd taken off my shirt and my back was now cover
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6and at the count of two I smashed my steel toed boot up under the Scotsman's kilt. But he just smiled, looked right at me, and shook his head. The he took his Gurlygog and wrapped
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2Brad and Kevin oiled up and stepped into the cage. The emcee said "Why do you think you should be crowned Mr. America? Go!" Brad got Kevin in a headlock and said "Ever since I was
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4hetamine stash and cried "Ah-ha! Fold-enhancing drugs!" m80 simply shrugged and said "You can get it if you really want, but you must try, try and try, try and try."
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1With giant walking hammers to protect them. If you try to tear down my walls, I will hammer you. But I still want you to try. Be my mother and then let's get between the sheets.
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5nesty had led myself to start cheating on I, with me. I was pissed and was leaving myself for good. But the real fault lay with me. It had all started with me. If I had just
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4blotto zonked on nitrous & talk about how most of outer space is space & most of the space between the cells in our bodies is space. Let's quit pretending we're important & smoke
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5and I knew that she knew that I knew. We knew. It was time. Time to quit this charade of indifference. Time to let nature take its course. Only, it turns out that what my professor
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7a blessing in de skies. The earth-firsters were in bed with the fear-mongers and they were hoping the asteroid would kickstart global climate change so they could say they were
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7formal cease & desist against me, which stalled my conspiracy piece about how George R.R. Martin and J R.R. Tolkien were the same person. The truth would out though and I told my
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11pomegranate. When I opened the door there was what appeared to be a small ruby in the bottom of the immaculate self-cleaning oven. "Holy shnikies!" I exclaimed. My uncle was a jewe
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5the man hopped in his Hummer and parked it taking up two handicapped spaces. While on his phone, he threw his lit cigar in the bushes. "Yep," Vlad said "another test positive."
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5upset. He knew with the precedent from Elephants v. Owners [1948] this painting would sell for a mint & the worms wouldn't see a penny. Jackson grabbed the bottle & hit the road.
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7And yea but did I lay forth with Excalibur the Shovel. We shoveled drifts and drifters and nary a flake or a flaker darkened our paths. Skip and Excalibur shoveled shat and shinola
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3and all sorts of dumb stuff. Do you believe people would actually halt their transport when a dang red colored light would come on? I mean, folks thought they picked their leaders.
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4Okay! Now that the ground rules are set, let's move onto today's topic: partial differential equations. The thing to remember... oh, OK, yes Tristan?" "Triscuit?" "No no snack time
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6and rolled around for a bit before coming to a stop. Some people made some noises. Then he grabbed another long stick with a real flat part on the end and tapped the round thing