Finished Folds (461—480)
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3It doesn't matter what you smell like, feel like, look like, taste like, sound like, or act like. While I'm in one of those moods, if you make eye contact, it's
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4Meanwhile, down at the yarn shop ... "Dang Mildred, did you see the caboose on that delivery guy?" "Haha yeah! He must work out!" *High-five* "Hey pass me a skein of the red angora
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7You're eating one helluva grilled cheese sandwich. Perfect. Twice you've thought: ~Goddamn, this is the best thing I've ever eaten.~ Then you find it. A hair. You
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4He settled into his chair by the fire, inspired to incorporate some events of the day into his folds. He laughed to himself, about to submit a champion zinger when Ricky Jr. popped
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2were just-married nouveau riche social media enthusiasts. So they decided to honeymoon in San Jose where they could stalk Zuckerberg in between bouts of consummation. Mitch & Ditsy
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4And then flipped the script. Made a player trick chips to dip 'tween them hips. Got a grip full of scrip so I split in my ship.
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6the Czilli. I had no time for mixed emotions and complicated love. Steeling myself against turbulence from within and without, I set the controls for the heart of the sun.
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10Blank stares. Finally someone said "Is that that new one on Bravo?" Disgusted, the cooking instructor said "No, nevermind, look, just mix the scalded milk mixture into the eggs and
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6She rode her bike down to the local Five n Dime, picked up two salted nut rolls, a snazzy leotard, and a traversable wormhole. Now all she had to do was trick the lazy slobs into
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3Also ping-pong. I now had the cool bravado of a mathematician mixed with a ping-pong player's cocky confidence. I told Uncle Rick to solve *THIS* equation, and I put my paddle
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6Approaching the burger vendor I said "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a cheeseburger today!" He said "No, that's impossible. But I have some day-old ceviche you can have for free."
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5ate half the hotdog in one bite, considering how he could make California suffer. Glancing down at the half-eaten dog, it came to him. If he could gather enough
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4while rolling a J. Jay Z lit it, hit it, passed it to Jay Leno who passed it to Dr. J who passed it to JMan, the best half-man, half-manatee, dope-smoking private investigator in t
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3he horrendously epically fantastically botched his self-haircut. The infomercial said it was guaranteed to look great but everyone that saw him said "What The F*ck!?" Even Ashley
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3legendary and she brought in mad coin off the BeaverBrowsers live view site. Still, what had started as a dalliance had given the Chief the worst case of blue balls in history.
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2penile measurement by claiming he'd had a recurrence of crabs. But everyone knew he still couldn't break through the 7" barrier. The Sister knocked a pube off the ruler and said
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2agreed to return to reading out loud from their latest book club novel: The Sheik and the Impatient Virgin. Although morale was high, the list of unsolved cases was growing looong.
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6you're gonna take your shirt off, at least make 'em pop!" Everyone pounded their shots and several folks got naked. "Let's stop the video right here Mary. Now, I can understand
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5the top bunk and climbed up for a juice box. He sat on a broken Lego castle though, which reminded him that Khan's party was today. Napoleon grabbed his bayonet and crocs and
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2It wasn't so much that I wanted to eat it, it was just that I understood my purpose was to eat the soup. I called for a loaf of garlic bread & a bib. A half hour later they brought