Finished Folds (481—500)
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2and she felt it speak to her. It said that Maggie should find someone much smarter than her and turn over all life's decisions to that person. Maggie thought that sounded like
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5with great care after several couplings resulted in the catastrophic demise of the human in the human-dinosaur pair. Now that Smee was out, I figured I'd give my hook a polish, so
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4the Irish Republican Army. She hadn't moved a muscle during the grope but now locked eyes with him and put on a broken grin. She said "No problem dearie. Here, just hold this for
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0Father Time spoke candidly to his kids. "My advice: don't go outside for the next 2-3 days." Do you think they listened?
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6She said "Dear, you know how some people are put on this planet to do certain things?" He nodded enthusiastically, hungry for validation. "Well, let's just say that your poem was
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7Seamus was actively guarding Roxanne to avoid being cuckolded. When Todd approached he used a deceptive alarm call to disrupt the extrapair copulation attempt toward his mate.
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3invited her to a campaign fundraiser on his yacht. She wrote out a fat donation check but when the mayor made a pass at her belowdecks Bianca decided to hit him where it hurt. She
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6BZZZZZ!!! The alarm indicated it was time for the speed daters to rotate. God this was gut-wrenching. It'd only been 20 minutes & he was spent. He looked at his watch & she sighed
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3Wow. The virgin still had pulchritude. Me? I've got flatulence, leprous blisters & cauliflower ear. Which made us the perfect pair. Lord Flatulent Cauliflower's quantitative-easing
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6comically oversized turkey leg. Speaking with her mouth full, she said "Llkay, hare dowey itton?" He rolled his eyes and said "Please be seated on the bench to your left." A loud
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2please additionally do your darndest not to perish, expire, decease or croak. Third, bucket kicking & farm buying are expressly prohibited. "This Live Forever seminar is lame bro".
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5- "Actually, wait, did I say three factors? Let's make it five. Four is that you clean the toilets every week. Finally, twice a month I shall require a cannoli from Tony's Bakery."
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4"I done did ta same thing once. Only after uh was done uh used it ta mix summa dem grits." Spoon hits the bowl. "Wait, when was dat?" "Mmmbout hour ago." "You mean these grits!"
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5coming on due to the plethora of aliens gathering in his underbritches. Platt centered himself, found a nearby jumbo alien and joined the up-trouser queue assembled there.
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3"Wilson. What a surprise. Keep your Ultimatum Cheesecake. We'll make what we like, when we like. Here, try a Bugger Off Muffin." Wilson took the muffin and weighed it in his palm.
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3Shmules was Donny Tugnip's policy. If Donny could get away with it, he'd try anything. Didn't even have to profit from it. He'd go around breaking rules indiscriminately, just to
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6"You call that an engine fire?" she said, swatting flames with a rag. "See, boom. Gone. What fire." "Yeah, I guess, OK." They got back in the Mazda & headed up I-5N out of Portland
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6you wake up with no short term memories and all your valuables missing. Go ahead, make the call today, we must be kidding, right?!" I was pretty sure they were kidding and I wanted
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8"Are you quite through, sir?" "Yes, I suppose I am." They wheeled me in. When I woke up, it took a minute to get my bearings. Then I said "OK! Lets have a look at my new horn!"
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6k wasn't going to describe itself. My writer's block was ... um. It was like a ... one of those, uh, what do you call those? *Phone rings*. "Great! Just when I was getting going."