Finished Folds (501—520)
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9She tore the trim off the mattress, bent & affixed one of her heavy hoop earrings to it & cast it in the direction of the shark. With thoughts of shark fin soup she saw the dorsal
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3Bearnard closed his eyes in the face of the wind. The sound of water crashing around the ferry could not disturb his dream. He saw a sky, bruised with bold clouds, threatening to
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7ard the Greater Twin Cities area, anybody with a vacuum and a garage will be considered guilty of mothocide and sentenced to pantry and closet infestation the likes of which has
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3The D'n'P Pub did great business at first. They had the "left work early, just gonna have 1, end up closing the place down" crowd nailed. The problems started when some lost D'n'D
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6negative energy. The worm thrives on bad vibes and the larger it grows, the more wormholes are created in the spacetime continuum. Most of the recent worm food could be traced back
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4My subscription in the Jelly-of-the-month Club was at stake. I shuddered, thinking back to '06 when I endured an entire year without any persimmon preserves or avocado marmalade.
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2how to have a good time. I broke the island record for limbo that night and ended up cancelling my flight home. You may have heard of me. Name's Don Juan.
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5The air became carbonated & I thought I saw a detached door floating thru outer space. A voice cut thru the fog: "Ever get that nagging feeling at the back of your neck? That this
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3her panties. There wasn't enough yen in Nagasaki to finance the bidding war that would ensue if Gwyneth's blanched panties hit the open market. I had to plug the Pipileaks dataport
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12eren't turned on by her hair bun, her glasses, her sailor's tongue or her judgmental stance. But when Valetta asked if they'd like another beer with their beer, well, no man could
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5even a man, man. This is a job for man's man Steve McManaman. Steve flew in from Manchester to show this manchild a thing or three about how to wear a pair of testes. "Man up boy!"
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9and sweetmeats!" I obliged, subtly dropping the pill into Poogan's mead as I sat. "Tell me of the White Trail" said Poogan. "Is it passable?" Looking him in the eye, I raised my cu
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4annihilation if we can't come up with enough mustard to satisfy the Corndog Continuum. The balance in the galaxy was off. Too many corndogs with not enough mustard was causing
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7is long and bends toward profit. The next level in Sonic 42 was Sonic versus The Family Circus. The royalties added up, but sales were never higher. In this level, Sonic had to
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4I threw open the freezer. There they were. The Devil's ice cream sandwiches. There were 6 in the box and I told myself I'd eat 1 a day. After polishing off the third one in a row
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6er in my latest. Oh my, sweet readers, you are going to L-O-V-E this. Forget the love triangle. Get ready for the love pentagon. I've got a mermaid in love with a Cyclops who's ban
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2breathing deeper than usual. A Risenking was near. Joghson peered out the store window at the queer light of the star tonite. The Risenking's shadow grew toward the window and
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5side and gagged. The smell was still there, just as overpowering. Mercy, it seemed to be following her! Panicked now, Ms. Horowitz ran to her car and caught her reflection in the
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4naughty, something dirty, something nasty. This whisper would make Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson blush. Dora's hardcore whisper was so far out there into the world of fetishism
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5woman! That bird is done for!" Zoe shook her head and put a finger to her lips. I frowned and listened closer. Slowly I began to make out intelligible phrases in the screeches. Zoe