Finished Folds (521—540)
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4I threw open the freezer. There they were. The Devil's ice cream sandwiches. There were 6 in the box and I told myself I'd eat 1 a day. After polishing off the third one in a row
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6er in my latest. Oh my, sweet readers, you are going to L-O-V-E this. Forget the love triangle. Get ready for the love pentagon. I've got a mermaid in love with a Cyclops who's ban
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2breathing deeper than usual. A Risenking was near. Joghson peered out the store window at the queer light of the star tonite. The Risenking's shadow grew toward the window and
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5side and gagged. The smell was still there, just as overpowering. Mercy, it seemed to be following her! Panicked now, Ms. Horowitz ran to her car and caught her reflection in the
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4naughty, something dirty, something nasty. This whisper would make Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jameson blush. Dora's hardcore whisper was so far out there into the world of fetishism
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5woman! That bird is done for!" Zoe shook her head and put a finger to her lips. I frowned and listened closer. Slowly I began to make out intelligible phrases in the screeches. Zoe
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6in a bizarre space/time/Disney plot wormhole they were transported back in time 20 years and had switched bodies. Isaac was now Ray, Ray was Art, and Art was Isaac. The bartender
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4Ace returned with her mom and dad in tow / They were thankful, but not enough, y'know? / So she sent them back to the moon's crumb stack / and said "You'll be sorry tomorrow!"
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7" he said, drumming his fingers together in the shape of a steeple in front of his goatee. "I believe it'll be your SOUL then! Ha Ha Hahhh!" He took a small box out of his cloak
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5if you try to castle, you'll lose that fight ... This aint Big Blue, versus Kasparov ... I'm the flame, you're just the moth. Shamon!" Stella mugged. Carter spat: "My queen is tall
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2and heard the voice: "You are hereby charged with impersonation, fraud, embezzlement, identity theft and jaywalking." "Wait, what? That's not me!" "Too late" they said and pushed
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7the Soup Nazi. She kept her head down and backed away silently. He glared at the bowl, then dipped a spoon away from him and touched it to his lips. A minute passed. Then another.
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7to The King of Coprolites. It was 17 inches long & 6 inches thick and if you closed your eyes and leaned in close, you could still smell the T Rex prey's fear. Dooky's breath
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6. Mack winked conspiratorially and Jan's eyes grew wide as he unzipped, reached in his pants and pulled out corned beef, Swiss cheese with Russian dressing, and sauerkraut. "Here's
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5Have you been victimized by unwanted, fowl texts? Spammed with photos of cocks, breasts, and thighs? If so, then sign up today and get a free 3 hour interrogation! #5:
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6put on her flippers & loaded her speargun. The rules of Hide & Seek had devolved into a Lord of the Flies type situation. The violin stopped suddenly and from behind a rose bush
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5regathered himself after 3 more fingers of Bird, logged onto MensaTest.org, knocked out a 974, and then buried his swollen face right back in Kim K's derrière. It was a Tuesday in
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5ed his gob for one second since. In fact, O'Grady's pie holes were so popular there was a queue out the door, around the corner, past the intersection of Graham and Hershey, and
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0Did I ever tell you about the time a boo tried to bubble on Ms. Watson? It was 1987. Hot, summer, wet, shower. Dean Jenkins had dropped a watermelon on his obdula oblongata
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4can be overdone, but sometimes it's pretty fucking essential.