Finished Folds (521—540)
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6in a bizarre space/time/Disney plot wormhole they were transported back in time 20 years and had switched bodies. Isaac was now Ray, Ray was Art, and Art was Isaac. The bartender
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4Ace returned with her mom and dad in tow / They were thankful, but not enough, y'know? / So she sent them back to the moon's crumb stack / and said "You'll be sorry tomorrow!"
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7" he said, drumming his fingers together in the shape of a steeple in front of his goatee. "I believe it'll be your SOUL then! Ha Ha Hahhh!" He took a small box out of his cloak
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5if you try to castle, you'll lose that fight ... This aint Big Blue, versus Kasparov ... I'm the flame, you're just the moth. Shamon!" Stella mugged. Carter spat: "My queen is tall
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2and heard the voice: "You are hereby charged with impersonation, fraud, embezzlement, identity theft and jaywalking." "Wait, what? That's not me!" "Too late" they said and pushed
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7the Soup Nazi. She kept her head down and backed away silently. He glared at the bowl, then dipped a spoon away from him and touched it to his lips. A minute passed. Then another.
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7to The King of Coprolites. It was 17 inches long & 6 inches thick and if you closed your eyes and leaned in close, you could still smell the T Rex prey's fear. Dooky's breath
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6. Mack winked conspiratorially and Jan's eyes grew wide as he unzipped, reached in his pants and pulled out corned beef, Swiss cheese with Russian dressing, and sauerkraut. "Here's
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5Have you been victimized by unwanted, fowl texts? Spammed with photos of cocks, breasts, and thighs? If so, then sign up today and get a free 3 hour interrogation! #5:
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6put on her flippers & loaded her speargun. The rules of Hide & Seek had devolved into a Lord of the Flies type situation. The violin stopped suddenly and from behind a rose bush
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5regathered himself after 3 more fingers of Bird, logged onto MensaTest.org, knocked out a 974, and then buried his swollen face right back in Kim K's derrière. It was a Tuesday in
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5ed his gob for one second since. In fact, O'Grady's pie holes were so popular there was a queue out the door, around the corner, past the intersection of Graham and Hershey, and
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0Did I ever tell you about the time a boo tried to bubble on Ms. Watson? It was 1987. Hot, summer, wet, shower. Dean Jenkins had dropped a watermelon on his obdula oblongata
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4can be overdone, but sometimes it's pretty fucking essential.
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5realize that his barn door was open. I tried to gesture to him with a subtle eye bulge and head tilt but he must have misconstrued my intention for something obscene because he
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2Dinner tonight began with an expedition to the Black Sea where I murdered you a fresh Calia filet. I've accompanied it with blowfish sashimi and a raw taro slaw. Enjoy!
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9"Son, is that you? Luke!" Darth yelled. "I AM YOUR FATHER!" The audience roared as they strolled off the stage, hand in gloved hand. The farce is strong in with these two.
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9a small gathering of foreign hares he'd tricked into his Wealth Builders seminar. Two rabbits in back were asleep, but there was one in the middle row that looked interested. Jacob
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4a pair of makeshift boxer shorts that he hoped he wouldn't have to wear for long. "The things I get myself into..." thought J Cash. "I know how we can scale this cliff" said the wo
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6then he transitioned into some Cobra, and all of sudden started doing Warrior and Tree. Pretty soon Skeeter was doing sun salutations and barking Namaste at the mailman.