Finished Folds (541—560)
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7The marijuana culture was to blame. Nobody wanted to practice 12,000 kill shots to the head when you could go down to the corner store for some industrial strength weed. The I.T. g
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5need to be there to help them blossom into true Freaks before those idiots from Funkytown show up again and steal our new cult, er, club members. Who wants to get Freaky-deaky!
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3and discovered an interesting series of vague business transactions with a narwhal off the coast of Norway. Geisha got permission from her Sales Manager to try to expand their
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4was teaching giant turtles ninja moves. I backed out of that door; not my scene. Through the next door was a voluptuous rabbit in a skin tight dress. "Well all right" I said, and
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4think hand washing is a waste of time. When I have a cold I just tell people it's allergies. Sometimes it turns out to be the flu, but oh well, too late then! I'll drink the last
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6hooks were in deep this time. But D/D pulled himself together. If he reconstituted the sausage & transformed it into a fennel & lamb hash he could still have a shot at this thing.
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6& declared that this would not be over easy. "Look on the sunny side, Humpty" said Ed Schell. "If the chicken wasn't there first, you'd have been cooked for sure." It was true. The
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4& noticed a pattern. He had dates on all his anger rankings - the highest ones were all right around the full moon. I drew a circle around my conclusion & raised my hand. "Can I
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6He rechecked his fold to confirm it's perfection. Satisfied, she cliched Fold & Pass. Then reading the post he noticed 2 spelling errors, a grammatical faux pas & a story paradox.
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2ate with Trixmelda." "Trixmelda?! Wow, nice, but what's the point? Didn't you submit to the ultimate sacrifice?" Ciaran nodded. "Yes I did, but there's a reversal process now that
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9I'm a folder / you know what I mean / and I type my little folds on the website / Yeah on the website (2x) / I type my little folds on the website / I'm too sexy for my shorts /
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8bought the farm eieio. And on that farm he kicked the bucket eieio. With a bucket kick here & a dirt nap there, here a croak, there a croak, everywhere a croak croak, Old McDonald
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6Emily cleared her throat. "Ahem. Ode to a D-bag. You sir," she pointed at the poetry slam moderator "are a douche." And Mrs. Dickinson sat down. "OK then! Next we have Bob Frost!"
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1schel Walker. He couldn't wrap his mind around how Minnesota would give up 5 guys & 8 picks for Herschel Walker & 4 picks. That's 13 guys for 5. Plus we're talking first rounders
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2I didn't think, I just reacted. I whipped out a vacuum, sucked up the fart, then reversed the flow and sprayed green spray paint into the fart cloud. Boom. "For my first wish, I'll
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2: it was true. The Pope said "F*ck". It was in Italian, but still. The locusts were thick now, nearly blotting out the sun. I felt another tremor and ducked under a park bench just
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9Dog then created nam in his image. Mada and Eve lived in the Garden of Nede which was paradise but to Dog's consternation Mada and Eve grew restless. They wanted more.
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7It was powerful trippy and I was encouraged to go stronger still. After some quick research on the deep web I decided on a ghost pepper / LSD / pop rocks / bath salts enema.
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2success is within when one conquers the reactive mind?" The butterfly looked down on the ant. "What are you saying? That we're all just responding to external stimuli without any