Finished Folds (541—560)
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5realize that his barn door was open. I tried to gesture to him with a subtle eye bulge and head tilt but he must have misconstrued my intention for something obscene because he
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2Dinner tonight began with an expedition to the Black Sea where I murdered you a fresh Calia filet. I've accompanied it with blowfish sashimi and a raw taro slaw. Enjoy!
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9"Son, is that you? Luke!" Darth yelled. "I AM YOUR FATHER!" The audience roared as they strolled off the stage, hand in gloved hand. The farce is strong in with these two.
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9a small gathering of foreign hares he'd tricked into his Wealth Builders seminar. Two rabbits in back were asleep, but there was one in the middle row that looked interested. Jacob
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4a pair of makeshift boxer shorts that he hoped he wouldn't have to wear for long. "The things I get myself into..." thought J Cash. "I know how we can scale this cliff" said the wo
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6then he transitioned into some Cobra, and all of sudden started doing Warrior and Tree. Pretty soon Skeeter was doing sun salutations and barking Namaste at the mailman.
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7The marijuana culture was to blame. Nobody wanted to practice 12,000 kill shots to the head when you could go down to the corner store for some industrial strength weed. The I.T. g
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5need to be there to help them blossom into true Freaks before those idiots from Funkytown show up again and steal our new cult, er, club members. Who wants to get Freaky-deaky!
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3and discovered an interesting series of vague business transactions with a narwhal off the coast of Norway. Geisha got permission from her Sales Manager to try to expand their
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4was teaching giant turtles ninja moves. I backed out of that door; not my scene. Through the next door was a voluptuous rabbit in a skin tight dress. "Well all right" I said, and
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4think hand washing is a waste of time. When I have a cold I just tell people it's allergies. Sometimes it turns out to be the flu, but oh well, too late then! I'll drink the last
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6hooks were in deep this time. But D/D pulled himself together. If he reconstituted the sausage & transformed it into a fennel & lamb hash he could still have a shot at this thing.
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6& declared that this would not be over easy. "Look on the sunny side, Humpty" said Ed Schell. "If the chicken wasn't there first, you'd have been cooked for sure." It was true. The
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4& noticed a pattern. He had dates on all his anger rankings - the highest ones were all right around the full moon. I drew a circle around my conclusion & raised my hand. "Can I
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6He rechecked his fold to confirm it's perfection. Satisfied, she cliched Fold & Pass. Then reading the post he noticed 2 spelling errors, a grammatical faux pas & a story paradox.
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2ate with Trixmelda." "Trixmelda?! Wow, nice, but what's the point? Didn't you submit to the ultimate sacrifice?" Ciaran nodded. "Yes I did, but there's a reversal process now that
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9I'm a folder / you know what I mean / and I type my little folds on the website / Yeah on the website (2x) / I type my little folds on the website / I'm too sexy for my shorts /
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8bought the farm eieio. And on that farm he kicked the bucket eieio. With a bucket kick here & a dirt nap there, here a croak, there a croak, everywhere a croak croak, Old McDonald
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6Emily cleared her throat. "Ahem. Ode to a D-bag. You sir," she pointed at the poetry slam moderator "are a douche." And Mrs. Dickinson sat down. "OK then! Next we have Bob Frost!"
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1schel Walker. He couldn't wrap his mind around how Minnesota would give up 5 guys & 8 picks for Herschel Walker & 4 picks. That's 13 guys for 5. Plus we're talking first rounders