Finished Folds (681—700)
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6Listen, you've all heard the term slack-jawed yokel before. Y'know, a country bumpkin? A rambling rutabaga? Cauliflower cousin? A crossroads vanilla bean? Well it's neither here no
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4raw backstrap hung around the lean-to, maggots worming their way across the sinew. A knife drew slowly acro" "Cough... um, sorry ... is this Econ 100?" The teacher screamed "Get ou
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4Well, what did you think would happen if you just took a bunch of strangers and let them write whatever they want to each other. All willy nilly with no direction or consequences?
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7threaten the rest of the staff and force them into switching shifts with him. Moe never pulled data entry again. No, he was always out in the choice field locations, his stink palm
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3s wart was removed on 8 separate occasions, I had what amounted to a shallow second vagina on my upper thigh. A deal was brokered. Soon the man with 2 penises and I knew each other
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4highlighting his Professional Bull Rider certificate. It was a Perfectly Beautiful Reward for all his hard work. God but he was thirsty. Parched Beyond Recovery. He needed a
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3In Alt Univ 14Y gangsta rocker Ice Trey waxed poetic about genitalia to crashing violins. The creator bobbed her head, then shook it and said "No. This just isn't hitting. What's
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7came again. They were unpredictable, but if you looked long enough, eventually you'd see them. You think I was imagining it? Those eyes in the dark? Come with me. I'm going back
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7show me his quarter pounder. In turn, I unwrapped my soft taco. It was a spicy lunch and we washed it down with an ice-cold moral turpitude. Fully sated, Ray and I
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4n't be so friendly. All bets were off. Geneva convention be damned. You'd step into your stall and BOOM Charlie'd be there with a cold water balloon. But we had a surprise for the
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9gravy off his khakis. They were his lucky pants after all. After clean up, Dennis and Kim limped back to the shuttle stop. The tour had not gone as hoped. Dennis's proposal plan
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2a brilliant but deranged and psychopathic scientist hellbent on world domination controlling it? Her experiment thus far was a success. Next, she'd direct the mutant monkey to fill
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5Not that you really need any more talking points with a nose shaped exactly like a penis. I mean, c'mon. What else is there to talk about? You've got a phalluschnoz and you should
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5paved the slippery slope to gum chewing and flatulence denial. Well, not on my watch. I was put on this rock to save souls and the topless rollerskaters needed my intervention.
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6All this fun had worked up a powerful appetite so Aloysius headed back home. He could always count on a nice hot batch of Mama Childs lava-cooked grits. He followed the brimstone
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3Splash! Drip drip drip. Squish plop. Squish plop. Shhhhhluuuurp. Squish plop. Squish plop. Shhhhhluuuurp. Heavy breathing.
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5in jail again. Ten nine nobody's fault but mine. Eight seven please call the reverend. Six five I don't deserve to be alive. Four three tell Mom I'm sorry. Two one goodbye son.
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7ing fast, sails unfurled, riding a strong northwestern wind into the bay. The child grinned and ran to tell the town. "Gareth is back! They're back!" he yelled. The villagers gathe
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7I magically turned my 12-lb feline frame into 40 lbs of dead weight. Letting my purrbox hum, I smashed the side of my head into her romance novel. She pretended not to enjoy it, bu
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2For dinner tonight, I'll start with a single pea. It will be buttered and slipped into the center of a scallop, which will then replace the yolk in a hard-boiled egg. The egg will