Finished Folds (781—800)
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5of the sun. I miss the steam coming off a cup of decent coffee. Prison had incarcerated my spirit as well as my body. But the music and the depth of my longing changed me somehow.
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4down the chimney I was really starting to have doubts about the whole damn operation. But Mrs. Claus saved Christmas for us. Her arrival broke up the family brawl and she handed
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3work around here! We prefer our dirigibles conservative and authentic antique!" Still, the doppleganger zeppelin approached. She scowled at it and texted her friend Daisy: Assemble
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7looked like someone had dumped a bucket of water on her head and pummeled her with a sack of potatoes. Prince Charming was perfect. But Snow White's complexion was all blotchy and
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1the case of J&B we found and those pills Sandra had, it was quite a night. We hadn't counted on the militant seizure of the Capitol as we slept it off. I had to get to Bangladesh
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1. This was the natural progression of things when you were a Keebler. None of them ever truly believed the legend until the transelformation was complete. Munching on fudge ripple
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5The Sun was hungry that day, consuming 22,000 metric tons of hydrogen and eventually belching up a sizable solar flare of gamma-irradiated methane that descended on Poughkeepsie.
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8I kick ass. It's unbelievable how much ass I kick. Should be illegal; probably is. Don't care. Too busy kick'n ass. All day; all night. Asleep, you'd be like "Damn, that guy kicks
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1the basement of his mind, ruining the spines on all his favorite classics. It was in such a stupor that Martin found himself in front of Chery's house at 3:30 in the morning. He ha
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3ng what a twonk he was and that he was too smart for his own good. So Einstein said "But my dear Marilyn, you're forgetting that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone there is."
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4bia: It's what's for breakfast' button. Maybe on a different day Larry would've thought it was funny. But today he crushed three double Jack n cokes and couldn't feel a thing. Prob
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4, more passionately this time. Things were really starting to heat up. Chaz said "Hey, have you ever heard Bose surround sound? I just installed it in my bedroom." The line worked
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3er to himself. Psycho Death Rattle killed in the theaters and Floyd made a mint. For his next project, Floyd decided to make a comedy on purpose. He thought it'd be called Bubbles
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4e in a toaster. The resulting mess would elicit a string of vulgar profanities and quite possibly a thrown chair or two. Then Scrooge McDuck would inevitably calm down and take
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2I listened to it again. "Rickety ... tickety ... bumlickety ... fu shnickety?" Near as I could figure Fu-Schnickens rickshaw had been ticketed outside of an anal enthusiast's estab
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2I eat reckless for breakfast; throw spoons across rooms and pop shrooms like balloons. I'm an omelet of lust. Bacon and cheddar, for worse or for better, I'll unleash my Beretta
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4she'd slowly suck the life from him via a 32-year plan of incessant nagging, parade-raining, mild food poisoning & deprivation. Then, after all that time, she'd spring it on him!
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6"Oh hey Doc. Say, couldja let me outta this bed? I gotta train to catch to Albuquerque." A hand slowly drew back & forth across the bald dome. "No c- c- c- can do you wascally
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7The defendant rose. "OK, but at yeast I'd butter warn you. I can be aloaf about such things." "Proceed" said Judge Pumpernickel. "Me and my friend Squaw had just bagged 3 sourdough
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6acronyms. The DGUSFDFA thus created a singularity vortex and imploded upon itself in a bureaucratic whirlpool. The world rejoiced and everyone got laid. Happy trails!