Finished Folds (61—80)
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7Enthusiasts made sure Canadian bacon was removed from the menu & all the Japanese maple trees were dug up. The National House of Pancakes slogan was AMERICA FIRST, SECOND & THIRD!!
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4I thought that was a curiously small segment of society to target but my horoscope that morning had said 'Go For It!' so I got out my checkbook & invested $350k in Guess Wharf INC.
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7ward the door, hoping to make a swift retreat. "Nope, nope, nope" Maybelle chastised. "This party isn't over til Maybelle gets her cookies!" And with that, she mounted the old guy
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7my audience at the short story reading hour was nodding off so I decided to go off script and really juice things up. "So then" I yelled "Hrengo the Beholder grabbed Death by the
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4out of some other guy's shorts and that stench must be a nearby dairy farm. Once again, I regretted not wearing my charcoal underwear. Sophia looked at me askance but didn't press
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6!" Ms Cauli Flower stalked into the examination room to see the Department Head of Broccoli Institute. Dr Goodfeel ripped off Ms Flower's protective layers and sprayed her with
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4menus she was holding and her table was staring at her. She realized she'd been out cold on her feet again, hallucinating from the poison toad juices her brother gave her. She
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1y, quickly engaging in sexual congress with a bearded gentleman in the corner. This left me unfulfilled. Given that The Final Countdown was upon us, I decided to whip
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6what her children grew up to be, so long as they were kind. With her blackbelt in marital arts, she deflected Mr. Frog's preferential treatment plan and ushered in equality.
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7called "exercise" whereby an individual instructs their body to exert energy, resulting in a caloric deficit and ultimately a smaller ass. Grandpa used the sea urchins as
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5by the king. A man on a corner held a sign that said he wanted data-driven policy for the benefit of all. The village bully kicked him in the nuts, pointed, and said "You smell!"
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6my main ninja. He was a ninja with attitude. I'd be like "Ninja, please" and he'd just be all "Peace out my ninjas."
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3Now that the introductions are over, let us travel to Galagamagungamush for the FESTIVAL OF FESTIVALS. Located at the nexus of the universe, Galagamagungamush is prized for
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4tainted breath over my flaming laser sword and watched as the bacteria were incinerated. I was so in the zone that I didn't notice that the audience had stopped clapping until a
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7riders on her term insurance policy. Her rate was astronomical. There was no way I was hitching my horse to those premiums. I drew a line in the sand and told Shelley "Look, it's
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4cancer diagnosis to Jimmy as a last resort. The toddler tilted his head at the paper and said "Mommy dead?"
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5Of course, while I was watching for the curve ball, life threw me a change up. Confident that I was doing everything right, I hopped into the auto-rickshaw and said " To the pub!"
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5Zod had to offer! Only 29 units!" The taxidermy auction was off to a slow start. Most villagers were into knitting now instead so demand was low. The auctioneer desperately
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5and he figured if he just set it on low, that'd probably be just the trick to soak through the Orange Overlord's toughened hide and tan Him up real nice. Dan had the O.O. lie down
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7to take his meds again and alas, came out of his stupor realizing he'd been talking to the potted ficus in the corner again. Oops, hopefully nobody noticed.