Finished Folds (101—120)
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4she increased the transparency on her perceptive lens. Mom saw things the way they really were, not the way I saw them, which was
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11Plus, with Uncle Lenny's colostomy bag right there next to me, I could deposit any other collected meal detritus directly into there, thus saving the typical hassles affiliated
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3Today the mountain guru said "The key to exercise is to do it rarely. If you do it often it doesn't hurt as much and therefore the gains are fewer." Ben the simpleton thought
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10I was reading in Farmer's Digest the other day about some crackpots out there who think they can milk their chickens! I mean, can you imagine?! What idiots!" Ol' Farmer Jones grabb
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8our lungs black enough?! We decided it was a bunch of Bolshevik and besides, my comrade Ivan had a bad case of the Trotskys. He was going to need something to Putin real soon.
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5Goats on a Boat. Goats on a Boat is like Snakes on a Plane but with less screaming and more chewing. The plot follows protagonist Seamus as he negotiates the waters of eastern
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16to deal with the constant rashes. I can tell that I'm doing the right thing because the crystal that my soul doctor has me rub is staying the right shade of pink. Of course I don't
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5that way, eventually spraying the boots of Gozer the Gozerian who became enraged and caused the giant fire hydrant sculpture to become alive. The Hydrant sprayed Bob and Spot until
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5Now into this oven, let's put a bun!" The audience was stunned as Hillary and Donald appeared to fornicate on stage. The curtain dropped and the Director stepped out. "Dear patrons
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3exuded from Sapiens Tube #4968 and all of your pointless chatter is about to be rendered even more pointless when the OverLords arrive from Pluto's core." Chuck Norris didn't like
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3huge vat of olive oil together & started rubbing each other down in a way that caused the audience to seriously question just what in the actual hell was going on. Chef Boyardee
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6into a 20,000 megaton nuclear warhead and is wiped from existence. At the Gates to Heaven, St. Peter greeted Paul warmly and then asked him to explain that one weekend in 1994 when
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3the customs queue in the airport after *somebody* had gone #3 in the airplane bathroom which was prohibited by law, the Golden Rule, and common decency. I decided I wouldn't
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9*Fine then* thought the wandmaker. *Learn it yourself the hard way*. "That'll be 18,000 scheckels, but don't..." But the boy had already paid and left. He planned to use the wand
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10(8) Prosthetic limbs for my pet spider 'Lucky' who thought it would be fun to challenge Brutus the body building dung beetle to a tug-of-war and lost big time. 9.
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5walk out of the bathroom. I had a meeting with a Shiite Muslim soon so I ate a quick shiitake sandwich, gave myself a shiatsu massage and put a collar on my shih tzu, who had just
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1one of them pulled what appeared to be a map out of the mattress stuffing one rainy afternoon. The first two dogs couldn't read it but the third dog had watched a lot of Dora
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3aism movement with one disastrous showing at Art's Bar & Grill, which was neither a bar, nor a grill, but an art gallery. Absolutely nobody came. Not even Art. I was delayed as
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3my plan to seduce the dean of students with cunnilingus. I decided to opt for subtlety and just do more of a dry munch. Upon approach though,
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2was propping open the window as he chucked a bucket of bathwater outside, inadvertently drenching some laundry drying below. "You made my panties sopping wet!" shouted his