Finished Folds (101—120)
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16to deal with the constant rashes. I can tell that I'm doing the right thing because the crystal that my soul doctor has me rub is staying the right shade of pink. Of course I don't
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5that way, eventually spraying the boots of Gozer the Gozerian who became enraged and caused the giant fire hydrant sculpture to become alive. The Hydrant sprayed Bob and Spot until
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5Now into this oven, let's put a bun!" The audience was stunned as Hillary and Donald appeared to fornicate on stage. The curtain dropped and the Director stepped out. "Dear patrons
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3exuded from Sapiens Tube #4968 and all of your pointless chatter is about to be rendered even more pointless when the OverLords arrive from Pluto's core." Chuck Norris didn't like
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3huge vat of olive oil together & started rubbing each other down in a way that caused the audience to seriously question just what in the actual hell was going on. Chef Boyardee
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6into a 20,000 megaton nuclear warhead and is wiped from existence. At the Gates to Heaven, St. Peter greeted Paul warmly and then asked him to explain that one weekend in 1994 when
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3the customs queue in the airport after *somebody* had gone #3 in the airplane bathroom which was prohibited by law, the Golden Rule, and common decency. I decided I wouldn't
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9*Fine then* thought the wandmaker. *Learn it yourself the hard way*. "That'll be 18,000 scheckels, but don't..." But the boy had already paid and left. He planned to use the wand
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10(8) Prosthetic limbs for my pet spider 'Lucky' who thought it would be fun to challenge Brutus the body building dung beetle to a tug-of-war and lost big time. 9.
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5walk out of the bathroom. I had a meeting with a Shiite Muslim soon so I ate a quick shiitake sandwich, gave myself a shiatsu massage and put a collar on my shih tzu, who had just
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1one of them pulled what appeared to be a map out of the mattress stuffing one rainy afternoon. The first two dogs couldn't read it but the third dog had watched a lot of Dora
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3aism movement with one disastrous showing at Art's Bar & Grill, which was neither a bar, nor a grill, but an art gallery. Absolutely nobody came. Not even Art. I was delayed as
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3my plan to seduce the dean of students with cunnilingus. I decided to opt for subtlety and just do more of a dry munch. Upon approach though,
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2was propping open the window as he chucked a bucket of bathwater outside, inadvertently drenching some laundry drying below. "You made my panties sopping wet!" shouted his
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3though the audience was, they could still see that Connie was a no-talent hack bound to end up as a truck stop lot lizard. Still, there was just, something, about her. I grabbed Co
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7No. It wasn't Waldo, NE I was in when I bought the Winnie The Pooh present bag that I presently had a present in. I remembered! I had pre-sent the Winnie The Pooh present bag from
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2and were unperturbed upon learning that our biggest market was in South Korea where teenagers would use the oil balloons in a spinoff of Pokemon Go, involving
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5axolotls stopped by from next door, bringing a congratulatory casserole. Then a passing whale shark ate the entire party, triggering a significant downgrade in sea-cow viability.
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11more willing to just go with the flow of the evening's developments so I let them finish up. By night's end my bumpers were sore, my flippers needed oil and one of my pinballs had
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3but right away I saw my judgmental yoga instructor there so instead I ducked into a cigar lounge and figured they probably wouldn't notice if I just tucked away in the corner and