Finished Folds (81—100)
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7riders on her term insurance policy. Her rate was astronomical. There was no way I was hitching my horse to those premiums. I drew a line in the sand and told Shelley "Look, it's
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4cancer diagnosis to Jimmy as a last resort. The toddler tilted his head at the paper and said "Mommy dead?"
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5Of course, while I was watching for the curve ball, life threw me a change up. Confident that I was doing everything right, I hopped into the auto-rickshaw and said " To the pub!"
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5Zod had to offer! Only 29 units!" The taxidermy auction was off to a slow start. Most villagers were into knitting now instead so demand was low. The auctioneer desperately
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5and he figured if he just set it on low, that'd probably be just the trick to soak through the Orange Overlord's toughened hide and tan Him up real nice. Dan had the O.O. lie down
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7to take his meds again and alas, came out of his stupor realizing he'd been talking to the potted ficus in the corner again. Oops, hopefully nobody noticed.
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20A few things weren't going a few people's way so they collectively said 'what the hay' and elected the flawed man. Protests erupted on day 1 when the flawed man cut off all funding
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1Last season's harvest was woefully inadequate and my taste for the precious Shire leaf had grown. My plantation, Gandalf's Sinsemilla Fields, needed precise care and I was prepared
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4to a ~Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?~ joke and it seemed the Fold-o-matic machine was preparing to spit out another high scoring fold. But, and there's always a 'but',
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3better dad than me?" I was hip to gender play but ... mom?
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6on of the 16th Annual Folding Story Folders Congress door prize lottery. I spun into the ballroom, pee stain down my leg, diamonds in my eyes and all smiles.
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4On my thankful-for list, shoes that don't require hands to put on, are #3.
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12off his ass-of-a-face with Dr. Derriere's reusable toilet tissues {patent pending}. The Captain and the Chairman were squared off for battle when an eruption on Planet Pubis caused
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5The youngster pulled his thumb and the elder finally unleashed The Big One. The One we all feared could happen but wanted to believe it couldn't. The fart knocked
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6and arranged for an Amazon delivery drone to drop off a literal ton of bananas into the Amazon rainforest. Gregor the Gonzo Gorilla bullied the local wildlife into
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6things. Dark things. Dark things of dark times to come." Mr. Blue Skies simply shined at Art and blinked. Then a rumble of thunder came from down under
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10in a pan with hot oil, lemongrass, minced garlic & coconut milk. The old hippie broad ate the paper & suddenly *understood*. She realized that she had to answer the message. She
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2Bro, that's definitely a UFO, or at least like a new moon we just discovered or something." Myron said "I think you're looking through the wrong end. Eh, whatever. Write it up."
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3. Judge Judy needed to drop the kids off at the pool so she evacuated through the back door. She backed one out of the parking lot but then remembered that she had to drop a bomb
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4She looked down at her phone, saw nothing, but said "Oh no, I've got to go!" He smiled and said "Ah ah ah, I've blocked all incoming signals to this Olive Garden. We can stay