Finished Folds (81—100)
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20A few things weren't going a few people's way so they collectively said 'what the hay' and elected the flawed man. Protests erupted on day 1 when the flawed man cut off all funding
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1Last season's harvest was woefully inadequate and my taste for the precious Shire leaf had grown. My plantation, Gandalf's Sinsemilla Fields, needed precise care and I was prepared
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4to a ~Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?~ joke and it seemed the Fold-o-matic machine was preparing to spit out another high scoring fold. But, and there's always a 'but',
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3better dad than me?" I was hip to gender play but ... mom?
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6on of the 16th Annual Folding Story Folders Congress door prize lottery. I spun into the ballroom, pee stain down my leg, diamonds in my eyes and all smiles.
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4On my thankful-for list, shoes that don't require hands to put on, are #3.
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12off his ass-of-a-face with Dr. Derriere's reusable toilet tissues {patent pending}. The Captain and the Chairman were squared off for battle when an eruption on Planet Pubis caused
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5The youngster pulled his thumb and the elder finally unleashed The Big One. The One we all feared could happen but wanted to believe it couldn't. The fart knocked
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6and arranged for an Amazon delivery drone to drop off a literal ton of bananas into the Amazon rainforest. Gregor the Gonzo Gorilla bullied the local wildlife into
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6things. Dark things. Dark things of dark times to come." Mr. Blue Skies simply shined at Art and blinked. Then a rumble of thunder came from down under
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10in a pan with hot oil, lemongrass, minced garlic & coconut milk. The old hippie broad ate the paper & suddenly *understood*. She realized that she had to answer the message. She
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2Bro, that's definitely a UFO, or at least like a new moon we just discovered or something." Myron said "I think you're looking through the wrong end. Eh, whatever. Write it up."
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3. Judge Judy needed to drop the kids off at the pool so she evacuated through the back door. She backed one out of the parking lot but then remembered that she had to drop a bomb
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4She looked down at her phone, saw nothing, but said "Oh no, I've got to go!" He smiled and said "Ah ah ah, I've blocked all incoming signals to this Olive Garden. We can stay
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4she increased the transparency on her perceptive lens. Mom saw things the way they really were, not the way I saw them, which was
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11Plus, with Uncle Lenny's colostomy bag right there next to me, I could deposit any other collected meal detritus directly into there, thus saving the typical hassles affiliated
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3Today the mountain guru said "The key to exercise is to do it rarely. If you do it often it doesn't hurt as much and therefore the gains are fewer." Ben the simpleton thought
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10I was reading in Farmer's Digest the other day about some crackpots out there who think they can milk their chickens! I mean, can you imagine?! What idiots!" Ol' Farmer Jones grabb
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8our lungs black enough?! We decided it was a bunch of Bolshevik and besides, my comrade Ivan had a bad case of the Trotskys. He was going to need something to Putin real soon.
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5Goats on a Boat. Goats on a Boat is like Snakes on a Plane but with less screaming and more chewing. The plot follows protagonist Seamus as he negotiates the waters of eastern