Finished Folds (801—820)
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7There is a 1% chance that I'll make it through the next 5 minutes without eating that entire chocolate bar in my desk. Did I say 1%? I meant none %. No! I will not eat it! I will
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7I had *just* lit my garbage can on fire when Inspector Dugong arrived. "Having a little cookout are we?" he said. He picked up a signed receipt from the Dew Drop Inn off the ground
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9Knife washed, put away. 32 tiles on the kitchen floor. Step across one, then two. One, then two. Sit down at table. Napkin folded in triangle on lap. Eat quarter sandwich. 84
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5Well, he was nonplussed. Very nearly miffed. He quickly gathered a few suits and his favorite snifter. And as a final act of defiance, he left the Jag, took the Rolls.
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4To avoid getting nipped by the fuzz and ending up in the hoosegow I had to shimmy down a thingamajig and make like a schoenobatist. I'd absconded with a plethora of doohickeys and
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4Now that I had exhausted all 7.046692766 e+148 possibilities of keystroke combinations I had to get creative. I decided to give a monkey a rubber mallet, and this is what it wrote:
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3What about like one of those Chinese finger trap toys, or maybe something approximating the texture of a cantaloupe with a hole cut in it? What if we had a condom that you wore all
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4Well I didn't get the job because under 'If you could be any type of dried fruit, what type would you be, and why?' I'd put 'Apricot; and your mother. Same reason.' I'm still not
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7Dear User: We have completed an unauthorized computer scan of your hard drive(s) and past year's browser history. In addition to the usual pornography, online shopping, and gaming
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3Chef Roland junk-punched him with the butt of his bull whip. Sausage orders of all types quickly diminished. Most waiters forced their diners into ordering soup or salad. Nothing
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1Is it iconic or ironic when an poppa orc's roc pops corks in a stock IROC pumping shock rock?
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8There they found nothing. Nothing but the sound of silence. [Check's in the mail, S&G]. Enya returned home and recorded a double album with no sound at all. Critics
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4"By Orion's belt buckle!" I exclaimed. "The legend is true! It's the Glam Rockness Monster!" Power chords swept through the vale as an orc in an IROC rear-ended me. "You blithering
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3I took another sip of coffee and instantly regretted it. My pits were soaked through already. I needed food but there was none around. Okay. Just remember the three basic points.
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9I been foldin' since been foldin' since been foldin' since been foldin'. My daddy was a folder. My daddy's daddy was a folder too. Shoot, I been foldin' since before foldin' was
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3On January 23, 2015 there will be a 7.4 earthquake centered just east of Fresno, CA. It will be a tragedy for a few; a moderate disturbance for some. It will also bring together
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12I read them once just to see how awful they were. A second time, just to be sure. And a third time to round out my ideas for my version of Twilight fanfiction. My main character
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2save up his energy for the upcoming match against the Romans. Last time Juno and Pluto's alley-oop had been unstoppable but Zeus's jumper was rounding into form. He just hoped Ares
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5rth Indiana Ave before they realized they forgot Jack and Coke, Watson and Crick, and Surf and Turf. They'd need all hands on deck for tonight's shenanigans. Spic and Span knew
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8She put a fish head in between Jenna's mattress and box springs. She squeezed all the toothpaste down to the wrong end of the tube. She put salt in the sugar bowl and vice-versa.