Finished Folds (801—820)
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7Dear User: We have completed an unauthorized computer scan of your hard drive(s) and past year's browser history. In addition to the usual pornography, online shopping, and gaming
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3Chef Roland junk-punched him with the butt of his bull whip. Sausage orders of all types quickly diminished. Most waiters forced their diners into ordering soup or salad. Nothing
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1Is it iconic or ironic when an poppa orc's roc pops corks in a stock IROC pumping shock rock?
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8There they found nothing. Nothing but the sound of silence. [Check's in the mail, S&G]. Enya returned home and recorded a double album with no sound at all. Critics
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4"By Orion's belt buckle!" I exclaimed. "The legend is true! It's the Glam Rockness Monster!" Power chords swept through the vale as an orc in an IROC rear-ended me. "You blithering
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3I took another sip of coffee and instantly regretted it. My pits were soaked through already. I needed food but there was none around. Okay. Just remember the three basic points.
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9I been foldin' since been foldin' since been foldin' since been foldin'. My daddy was a folder. My daddy's daddy was a folder too. Shoot, I been foldin' since before foldin' was
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3On January 23, 2015 there will be a 7.4 earthquake centered just east of Fresno, CA. It will be a tragedy for a few; a moderate disturbance for some. It will also bring together
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12I read them once just to see how awful they were. A second time, just to be sure. And a third time to round out my ideas for my version of Twilight fanfiction. My main character
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2save up his energy for the upcoming match against the Romans. Last time Juno and Pluto's alley-oop had been unstoppable but Zeus's jumper was rounding into form. He just hoped Ares
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5rth Indiana Ave before they realized they forgot Jack and Coke, Watson and Crick, and Surf and Turf. They'd need all hands on deck for tonight's shenanigans. Spic and Span knew
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8She put a fish head in between Jenna's mattress and box springs. She squeezed all the toothpaste down to the wrong end of the tube. She put salt in the sugar bowl and vice-versa.
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4of goo across the room and said "Gah gah black hole. Da da atomic inversion. Ugh ttt time is a loop." "Hmmm" I said "I think Baby Einstein is trying to tell us to reverse the field
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3on the top of his head & a scepter-shaped growth coming out of his hand. What's more, a silver spoon appeared on our step the night of his birth. We think he's a Plebeshire noble!
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6peel a few grapes, mash up some berries and crack a few walnuts, Angela then cut off her boyfriend's balls with a butterknife. Her ex-boyfriend dialed 9-1-1. "We've got a 319! 319!
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4I took a long look at myself in the mirror. I'd written that destiny statement 4,126 days ago and had started every day since with it. Still believed it, 100%. I put on my suit and
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4rocks where my brains should be. He snatched the camera out of my hand and headed into the dark room. Switching on a safe light, he said "Well, let's just see if anything survived.
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6the newborn faun I'd plucked from his mother's embrace not four hours ago would meet his sacrificial demise. But wait! Three large bucks had formed a protective triangle in my way.
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1You know how when you're eating, or reading, or driving or whatever and all of a sudden nothing makes any sense and you just kind of pass out for ten or twelve minutes?
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4thread. A cuckoo for every clock and a cloud for every sky. There is no 'i' in 'team' but there is a 'me' and a 'mate' and an 'eat'. Let's go get some lunch.