Finished Folds (821—840)
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5I did the fandango. He moonwalked. I countered with running man to robot running out of batteries. He threw up a huge West Side symbol and did the splits. I foxtrotted. He salsa'd.
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10I narrowed my eyes. He flared his nostrils. I raised an eyebrow. He stuck his tongue out. I flopped one hand around just out of sight and then slapped him hard with the other hand
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2shut up about his Waffle House breakfasts. He got the works, every time. Meanwhile, we'd been living on prison bran for 12 years. Manny grunted again "Bathroom, fast. I gotta go."
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2filibusters evaded Dartanian's carefully bandaged arm. Zounds! Yonder xylophones wailed variously under tortured skies. Ready, quivering, precious orilon. No more lies Khaleesi!
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4are about to turn you and everything around you into energy and rubble. e = mc2 indeed. 56 ... 55 ... 54 ... where's that fuse! ... 52 ... 51 ... green wire or blue? ... 47 ... 46
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10I discovered a loophole in the rules of polite society & started using a laptop bag as a manpurse. Trouble was, I could never find anything in there. One time at Victor's Surprise
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7. The Truthmaster rained blows down on the Easter Bunny while I cowered. Then he pointed at a spot with a 'G' on it. "Behold!" he cried. "It exists!" I screamed "No! It's not true!
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5As part of The Experience you will receive a full body massage while eating a mixed meat burrito while watching a nude ballet while listening to Beethoven's Fifth while smelling
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6all day long! Questions?" "Does it smell like pee?" "Yes!" "Will it cook asparagus?" "Yes, but not recommended!" "What about #2?" "No, the urine-powered ecobot will not work on #2"
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6the perfect disguise. *Almost*. While the burka covered the inspector's large whiskered snout, it revealed his beady little manatee eyes & Hibaan pounced on the detective, pulling
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7Have you ever seen one? I saw my first one in Nebraska in '07. Always wanted to see one, but in the end, it just kinda found me. We were in a field at night and I felt
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8So are you allowed to trim during Movember? I'm really not sure what the rules here are. I don't want to have to sacrifice my prostate due to a technicality or anything.
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3"And now, by the power of Grayskull, I pronounce you Masters of the Universe!" They kissed and a thunderbolt struck the ground where they stood. A chasm opened.
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6As usual, my nose did not lead me astray. I took several deep whiffs of the other dog's butt. Mmmmm. *The park. It was muddy. 2 hours since last pee. Kibbles n bits. Alpo too?* She
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2In an homage to a recently completed story I decided to start a fold by playing a random song on iTunes & basing my fold on the lyrics. Naturally the first thing that came up was
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6I looked over at my friend's PB&J with the crusts cut off. Then I looked down again at my quinoa and kale patty with spicy remoulade. Why
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4Uncle Lou & the wishbone. Aunt Marge's soufflé sneeze. And GranGran's dental dam disaster of 1982. These wraiths, these ghouls, these spirits of Thanksgiving Past surrounded Sbarro
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6-I'd stopped reading after "sex". I signed the waiver, took my clothes off and affixed a neck napkin. "Ready!" I yelled. It was the "other physical activities" that would make this
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6Laundry. Homework. GO!" I threw some butter & garlic in a pan, tossed the whites into a spin cycle, and looked over Billy's shoulder at his algebra. The domestic supremacy showdown
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8from now they'd be drunk on mai tais on some stretch of sand in the south Pacific. Who knew the SEC Admin temp would turn out to be so tech savvy? He smiled at her. Her hidden