Finished Folds (821—840)
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4of goo across the room and said "Gah gah black hole. Da da atomic inversion. Ugh ttt time is a loop." "Hmmm" I said "I think Baby Einstein is trying to tell us to reverse the field
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3on the top of his head & a scepter-shaped growth coming out of his hand. What's more, a silver spoon appeared on our step the night of his birth. We think he's a Plebeshire noble!
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6peel a few grapes, mash up some berries and crack a few walnuts, Angela then cut off her boyfriend's balls with a butterknife. Her ex-boyfriend dialed 9-1-1. "We've got a 319! 319!
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4I took a long look at myself in the mirror. I'd written that destiny statement 4,126 days ago and had started every day since with it. Still believed it, 100%. I put on my suit and
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4rocks where my brains should be. He snatched the camera out of my hand and headed into the dark room. Switching on a safe light, he said "Well, let's just see if anything survived.
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6the newborn faun I'd plucked from his mother's embrace not four hours ago would meet his sacrificial demise. But wait! Three large bucks had formed a protective triangle in my way.
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1You know how when you're eating, or reading, or driving or whatever and all of a sudden nothing makes any sense and you just kind of pass out for ten or twelve minutes?
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4thread. A cuckoo for every clock and a cloud for every sky. There is no 'i' in 'team' but there is a 'me' and a 'mate' and an 'eat'. Let's go get some lunch.
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5I did the fandango. He moonwalked. I countered with running man to robot running out of batteries. He threw up a huge West Side symbol and did the splits. I foxtrotted. He salsa'd.
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10I narrowed my eyes. He flared his nostrils. I raised an eyebrow. He stuck his tongue out. I flopped one hand around just out of sight and then slapped him hard with the other hand
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2shut up about his Waffle House breakfasts. He got the works, every time. Meanwhile, we'd been living on prison bran for 12 years. Manny grunted again "Bathroom, fast. I gotta go."
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2filibusters evaded Dartanian's carefully bandaged arm. Zounds! Yonder xylophones wailed variously under tortured skies. Ready, quivering, precious orilon. No more lies Khaleesi!
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4are about to turn you and everything around you into energy and rubble. e = mc2 indeed. 56 ... 55 ... 54 ... where's that fuse! ... 52 ... 51 ... green wire or blue? ... 47 ... 46
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10I discovered a loophole in the rules of polite society & started using a laptop bag as a manpurse. Trouble was, I could never find anything in there. One time at Victor's Surprise
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7. The Truthmaster rained blows down on the Easter Bunny while I cowered. Then he pointed at a spot with a 'G' on it. "Behold!" he cried. "It exists!" I screamed "No! It's not true!
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5As part of The Experience you will receive a full body massage while eating a mixed meat burrito while watching a nude ballet while listening to Beethoven's Fifth while smelling
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6all day long! Questions?" "Does it smell like pee?" "Yes!" "Will it cook asparagus?" "Yes, but not recommended!" "What about #2?" "No, the urine-powered ecobot will not work on #2"
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6the perfect disguise. *Almost*. While the burka covered the inspector's large whiskered snout, it revealed his beady little manatee eyes & Hibaan pounced on the detective, pulling
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7Have you ever seen one? I saw my first one in Nebraska in '07. Always wanted to see one, but in the end, it just kinda found me. We were in a field at night and I felt
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8So are you allowed to trim during Movember? I'm really not sure what the rules here are. I don't want to have to sacrifice my prostate due to a technicality or anything.