Finished Folds (841—860)
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5Reds, wouldja sweetheart?" I looooove me some HeartAttack Café. Been coming here every week for years. Wally too. Wally? Oh no! I looked down on the floor and Wally
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9A Twilight synopsis: [They like each other. A lot.] A FiftyShades synopsis: [They do it. A lot. Under his expert touch.] A HarryPotter synopsis: [Love is more powerful than hate.]
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4My desire for chili cheese fries ran deep into my psyche. My rationale continued: what if I was dangerously low on electrolytes and needed the sodium to avoid a stroke? What if
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4& two enormous testicles, the biggest I'd ever seen, sprung over his shoulders & wrapped around his neck. "Buster! Help! It's testicular strangulation! And not the good kind!"
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3A soft cheek stroke followed by sharp fingernail gouge to the inner nose. The nighttime screaming. The daytime crying. The defecation. Always the defecation.
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5around for the bed of nougat. Yesss, there it was, and aha, the telltale peanuts! He had in point of fact been reincarnated as a Snickers bar. He snickered. Of all the candies to
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4it up a couple notches and convinced my groin to kick my foot as hard as it could. My spine went rogue and nailed a perfect rectal-cranial inversion. Then things got weird.
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6wave of crushing self-doubt. What if I was missing out on something really special?! I climbed back in the boat, wet & afraid. Paddling toward the unknown again I began to question
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5an edgy homo-erotic flair to the occasion. Potpourri rained from the ceiling and a fabulous glitter rainbow appeared over us. "Hallelujah!" erupted Freddie. "I dedicate this
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4Boone Pickens was there to meet me. T Boone & I were evaluating some natural gas deposits in the Siberian wilderness. We had a 32-hour bareback caribou ride ahead of us. I shifted
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8ita was the apple of my eye until I discovered Mrs. Plum had appeal. I didn't give a fig for nectarines but Mr. Orange was a real peach. I wore a lot of Juicy Couture in those days
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3. It shambled up with a stack of pamphlets and solicited my time for a 90 minute presentation on residential solar panels. I took a pamphlet but wasn't ever going to call.
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4Test icle & said "There, is that enough Latin for you?!" The Test Taker quit, started a company, sold it, became ludicrously wealthy & engaged in copious quantities of everything
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9that famous crowd pleaser Rosy Palm. Buster, Hugh, Rosy, and Jerry Kameeoff made a video of one of their jam sessions that went viral. They did Letterman, SNL, The Today Show, and
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5As I ground on her lap I wondered what I'd eat for breakfast when I got home. Maybe eggs. I got up & shook it in her face. Her friends screamed & rained dead presidents down on us.
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5a small but vocal section of society: the Asian cross-dressing beauty pageant contestants. Ban Ki didn't set out to be the voice of his people, but it just so happened that as he
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1fourteen billion Quinliks were bearing down on Max's outpost, with unclear intentions. Max couldn't remember: Were the Quinlikians signatories to the ceasefire?
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9(note: Marilyn's probably working the front desk so be sure to apply cologne and brush teeth). 19) Finalize escrow paperwork. 20) Confirm receipt of End-of-Life Transition plan
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6Test confirmed as successful! Story begun. Hello Jefforama, welcome to the club! Now let's hope things get rolling in Fold 3 because so far, well, so far we ain't got much. A va
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3full sprint down the spacedeck & into the infirmary. The Commander had just admitted to stage IV Menddevian Fever. "Doc Jones!" the boy squeaked as an arrow erupted from his chest