Finished Folds (861—880)
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3I had a leftover chicken leg and some knockoff Sriracha sauce. He had ham and cheese with the crusts cut off, chips and apple juice. I said "Trade?"
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7anything that was any fun or that made you feel good. Enforcement of the LAW was conducted by the MAN. Once the MAN apprehended the MIND and chained it to the ROCK, this gave rise
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32showerknife!" [Gasps] "Guaranteed to kill mom dead or your money back!" [Thunderous applause] [Telephone dialing] "Hi, I'd like to order a showerknife." [Pause] "Norm Bates. 5239 P
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4Time laughed at Death. "Having another mid-eternity crisis again, old friend?" Death was not amused. "You don't understand. I've reached my limit. I'm done. I quit."
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4Then Raven found Crow. Raven like Crow. Crow like Raven. Raven pick nits off Crow's back. Crow show Raven where to eat dead chickens. But it was unnatural. The god Corvid looked
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8really resonated with him in a way that others couldn't understand. Max understood Emus on a much deeper level than you or I, you see. Which is why he found himself
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6The tea was delightful, the conversation riveting, and the lovemaking loud. Lydia and Nathaniel were head over heels and their interplanetary marriage was the talk of the town. The
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4an explosive situation, as prone to a historically-proportioned disaster as it was to success. But he'd made his name taking risks. So he said "Drink up dear Snoode! Lights! Camera
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5Queen out to dinner that night. S/he was awkward on those magically elongated legs but Gandolf didn't care. He'd given up long ago. After his brother Gandalf had frikkin died and r
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1you put your left foot in, you take your left foot out, you put your left foot in & you shake it all about. Got it! You DO NOT put your left foot in and go all freestyle. OK class
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3come off, suits go on; it can escalate to a riot if you're not careful. I threw back a bottle of beer, popped a cherry in my mouth and thought of my Daddy. Last I saw him, he was
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4had the epic misfortune to internalize this superbug. Once inside, the superbug liquefied the rat's insides and caused them to be forcefully shot out via each and every orifice.
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4The online story telling game caused boils which led to scurvy, which begat paralysis & dementia. Death's release was fast approaching the town when one player with a prose so pure
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2corner store, get me a large chocolate milk and a big bag of those donuts with the powdered sugar on them. Here's $10. Bring back the change" As usual, Mo and Sven bollucksed it up
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5salacious pics of the Hilton heiress innocently enjoying her frankfurter. Paris finished up, then went to bed. The next day the local rag featured a 3 page spread with the headline
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4receiving several strongly worded comment cards in the office dropbox on Monday. Very strongly worded. Stern even. The phrases 'barbecue abandonment', 'improper disposal', and 'hun
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5Nazi sympathizers in a van on Fern St. If she didn't want the seat left up, then she shoulda refilled the TP. If she didn't want her clothes thrown in the backyard, don't leave 'em
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4spat. "Sure, I'll take a steak sandwich. To go. And how's the pizza here?" She said "Shit on a shingle, son. Just make up your mind. I am dooooo-ooooone." I laughed. "All right, in
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5Quaffing a quick brew to steady my nerves, I reviewed my interview questions for the 30th time though I knew I knew them by heart. Jake Bugg! Oh my god, this was it! I drove to the
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7an earlobe or two, a scalp. I yelled "Nasty! What's for dinner?" The doors slammed shut and a voice replied "You are." I heard a scratching, a scraping over the stone floor. Then