Finished Folds (881—900)
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4The online story telling game caused boils which led to scurvy, which begat paralysis & dementia. Death's release was fast approaching the town when one player with a prose so pure
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2corner store, get me a large chocolate milk and a big bag of those donuts with the powdered sugar on them. Here's $10. Bring back the change" As usual, Mo and Sven bollucksed it up
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5salacious pics of the Hilton heiress innocently enjoying her frankfurter. Paris finished up, then went to bed. The next day the local rag featured a 3 page spread with the headline
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4receiving several strongly worded comment cards in the office dropbox on Monday. Very strongly worded. Stern even. The phrases 'barbecue abandonment', 'improper disposal', and 'hun
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5Nazi sympathizers in a van on Fern St. If she didn't want the seat left up, then she shoulda refilled the TP. If she didn't want her clothes thrown in the backyard, don't leave 'em
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4spat. "Sure, I'll take a steak sandwich. To go. And how's the pizza here?" She said "Shit on a shingle, son. Just make up your mind. I am dooooo-ooooone." I laughed. "All right, in
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5Quaffing a quick brew to steady my nerves, I reviewed my interview questions for the 30th time though I knew I knew them by heart. Jake Bugg! Oh my god, this was it! I drove to the
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7an earlobe or two, a scalp. I yelled "Nasty! What's for dinner?" The doors slammed shut and a voice replied "You are." I heard a scratching, a scraping over the stone floor. Then
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3time to storm the castle. Castle-storming is best not performed on an empty stomach, a lesson my great-grandfather Henrich VonLichtenstein taught me at an early age. The trebuchet
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5any chance of evading the fuzz. Then he remember the pogo stick nestled in the corner! It was well used but certainly up to the small task of clearing the 15 foot chasm. Jeffrey
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4I got back home and unloaded my groceries into the cupboards. When no tuna cans issued forth (whoops!), my cat looked me right in the eye and locked himself in my bedroom. I heard
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4existence was merely a string of external stimuli designed to elicit responses by way of pain, happiness, and everything in between. They looked up and thought they saw
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4It's always the dude with the monster schlong that wants to hit the nudie beach. But I guess that's how the world works; play to your strengths. So the seven of us ended up on a
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6like a first offender's sphincter. John R found Phoebe in the I.C. unit. The doctor turned around. His nametag said John J. "Hmm, the plot thickens" said John R. "Where's John Q?"
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6The Tacoma's rear wheels skidded and fought for traction against the red earth of Diablo Canyon. A half moon shed light on the bits of falling rock. Then a loud 'thump' followed
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4The aliens came again last night. I know because my pajamas were all wet bunched in a corner of the room and I had on a fresh dry pair when I woke up. Third time this week.
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5FoldingStory is a group storytelling game. Ten anonymous authors contribute one line each while only being able to read the contribution directly before theirs. Zingers, plot twist
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4nother dimension using black magic and future technology. 9) Eat just one. 10) Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake my booty. 11) Fold a fitted sheet properly. 12) Bide my t
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6strategy to combine her two true loves: burgers and boys. As the OB-GYN did her thing, Carolyn planned her post-procedure afternoon. She'd require at least a double patty and three
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4she took first, second, and third at the 2004 Iowa State Biscuit Bakeoff. Maude had been making guerilla biscuits and backalley marmalade ever since. The biscuit goons had tracked