Finished Folds (881—900)
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3time to storm the castle. Castle-storming is best not performed on an empty stomach, a lesson my great-grandfather Henrich VonLichtenstein taught me at an early age. The trebuchet
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5any chance of evading the fuzz. Then he remember the pogo stick nestled in the corner! It was well used but certainly up to the small task of clearing the 15 foot chasm. Jeffrey
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4I got back home and unloaded my groceries into the cupboards. When no tuna cans issued forth (whoops!), my cat looked me right in the eye and locked himself in my bedroom. I heard
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4existence was merely a string of external stimuli designed to elicit responses by way of pain, happiness, and everything in between. They looked up and thought they saw
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4It's always the dude with the monster schlong that wants to hit the nudie beach. But I guess that's how the world works; play to your strengths. So the seven of us ended up on a
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6like a first offender's sphincter. John R found Phoebe in the I.C. unit. The doctor turned around. His nametag said John J. "Hmm, the plot thickens" said John R. "Where's John Q?"
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6The Tacoma's rear wheels skidded and fought for traction against the red earth of Diablo Canyon. A half moon shed light on the bits of falling rock. Then a loud 'thump' followed
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4The aliens came again last night. I know because my pajamas were all wet bunched in a corner of the room and I had on a fresh dry pair when I woke up. Third time this week.
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5FoldingStory is a group storytelling game. Ten anonymous authors contribute one line each while only being able to read the contribution directly before theirs. Zingers, plot twist
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4nother dimension using black magic and future technology. 9) Eat just one. 10) Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake my booty. 11) Fold a fitted sheet properly. 12) Bide my t
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6strategy to combine her two true loves: burgers and boys. As the OB-GYN did her thing, Carolyn planned her post-procedure afternoon. She'd require at least a double patty and three
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4she took first, second, and third at the 2004 Iowa State Biscuit Bakeoff. Maude had been making guerilla biscuits and backalley marmalade ever since. The biscuit goons had tracked
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2completely threw in the towel. Saved by the Bell marathons, Saved by the Bell spin-offs and infomercials galore. The network execs locked themselves inside the bar. Ratings
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4thai with spicy peanut sauce and a region of spacetime from which gravity prevents anything from escaping. Basically, I put all of the rainbow's favorite things near the black hole
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3It was a nice blend. You felt like fighting, and had a nice settled stomach, but didn't really care what happened one way or the other. Another enjoyable drug slurry is the FLASH.
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2, you're the only Bert for me!" But Bert said "Actually, my first name's Quincy, or Q, for short." India said "Q Bert Reynold?" He said yup, and hopped up the stairs, which lit up
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3swarming around us I reconsidered. They came for her sweet songs & coconut-infused granola. Then I blasted 'em out of the sky with my 12-gauge. We feasted on duck a l'orange, duck
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4I went on for a while about the unique and precious nature of planet Kolia but the Captain stopped listening after "oil". He said "Prepare THE DRILL". I screamed "No, didn't you he
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5Bow to the couch as you swing that mop, it's the spring cleaning square dance, c'mon don't stop! Grab a rag, grab a broom, pick a room, any room. Rev up your vacuum, vroom vroom vr
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2the beater while it was still spinning. Then I gave the whole bowl to the mule thinking it'd choke for sure but what I didn't know was that this was the Linda Lovelace of mules. It