Finished Folds (901—920)
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3before my lumens fade to black. Let us combine our wavelengths. Here, I'll extend a red shaft into your white bulb. Ahhh, yes, that's it. I see a pink swelling. Mmmm that's nice.
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4ves immediately. Well, except for the farmer's daughter. She was to change into a serving wench's outfit, stop by the pub for two large barrels of mead and meet the Sage behind
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4carefully, letting it smoothly seduce his uvula. The oxygen was so good; he hated to let it go. The next breath was putrid olive loaf breath, straight from Sophie's gut up his nost
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3, speaker for the dead, solver of unsolved highway homicides, and master of the ruggedest jawline this side of Tom Selleck circa 1986. Today, The Highway Man had unearthed a triple
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4Lupe, as I'd come to call her, was a terrible lover but a topnotch chopper pilot. After the fall of civilization we escaped with five other lesbians to Acapulco and started
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3is all business. Point A to point B. But a pipe has some travel to it. A few curves and opportunities for observation. For instance," Holmes continued "did you happen to notice
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2dispense with their feigned indignation and unabashedly relent to their latent proclivities toward unprotected fornication. Nine months later
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8really put a kink into his evening plans. Harv said "It's not what it looks like, really." Tina's dad calmly cocked the shotgun, pointed at the door and said "Harv a nice night."
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4How cool would it be if we had access to historical accounts of massive blunders and successes throughout history? Such a resource could really come in handy. Instead, we're
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12One afternoon the Dalai Guru of Reincarnation got hopped up on lemongrass chiffon and made a few bad decisions.
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5filled the room until a cry of "Look at the size of those meatballs!" caused a near riot of hungry Italian debutantes to swarm upon poor trouserless Thin Jim. One bonny young lass
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4but he just looks at the bowl & says "What's the point? Sure it'll taste good now, but then it'll be gone. Why even bother?" I took a deep breath. If ice cream wasn't the answer
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2From my mind, through my fingers, into the CPU via keyboard, across the internet, into your CPU, onto your screen, read by your eyes, and into your mind, comes
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2this lucky S.O.B. It involved an unapproved offsite face transplant, critical memory transfer and 100% commitment. There was no going back. What I didn't realize about the lifeswap
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4dropped and gave him 20. His smile turned to the most lustful stare and I knew I was in for it. He said "I am going to make love to you so hard." We rushed into the broom closet as
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4If you took everything you know, and everything I know and put it all in a big pot and then randomly took half of it out, you'd have
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3omeness threatened to blot out the sun with it's pure shining radiance. People averted their eyes from me - they just couldn't handle how rad I was. This was it. I had eclipsed
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4After I moved to Heaven I had high hopes. Well, let me tell you that even in death, the saying "Life sucks, don't be fooled by location changes" still applies.
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10***TINKERBELL'S WRATH*** 2013. A short story in ten parts by the anonymous authors of FoldingStory.com. All rights reserved. --- Wendy never saw it coming.
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34.16.2117 Log: My grandpa was just telling me horror stories again about how they used to eat animal flesh for sustenance and literally cut into live bodies as a form of medicine.