Finished Folds (901—920)
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2completely threw in the towel. Saved by the Bell marathons, Saved by the Bell spin-offs and infomercials galore. The network execs locked themselves inside the bar. Ratings
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4thai with spicy peanut sauce and a region of spacetime from which gravity prevents anything from escaping. Basically, I put all of the rainbow's favorite things near the black hole
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3It was a nice blend. You felt like fighting, and had a nice settled stomach, but didn't really care what happened one way or the other. Another enjoyable drug slurry is the FLASH.
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2, you're the only Bert for me!" But Bert said "Actually, my first name's Quincy, or Q, for short." India said "Q Bert Reynold?" He said yup, and hopped up the stairs, which lit up
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3swarming around us I reconsidered. They came for her sweet songs & coconut-infused granola. Then I blasted 'em out of the sky with my 12-gauge. We feasted on duck a l'orange, duck
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4I went on for a while about the unique and precious nature of planet Kolia but the Captain stopped listening after "oil". He said "Prepare THE DRILL". I screamed "No, didn't you he
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5Bow to the couch as you swing that mop, it's the spring cleaning square dance, c'mon don't stop! Grab a rag, grab a broom, pick a room, any room. Rev up your vacuum, vroom vroom vr
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2the beater while it was still spinning. Then I gave the whole bowl to the mule thinking it'd choke for sure but what I didn't know was that this was the Linda Lovelace of mules. It
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3before my lumens fade to black. Let us combine our wavelengths. Here, I'll extend a red shaft into your white bulb. Ahhh, yes, that's it. I see a pink swelling. Mmmm that's nice.
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4ves immediately. Well, except for the farmer's daughter. She was to change into a serving wench's outfit, stop by the pub for two large barrels of mead and meet the Sage behind
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4carefully, letting it smoothly seduce his uvula. The oxygen was so good; he hated to let it go. The next breath was putrid olive loaf breath, straight from Sophie's gut up his nost
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3, speaker for the dead, solver of unsolved highway homicides, and master of the ruggedest jawline this side of Tom Selleck circa 1986. Today, The Highway Man had unearthed a triple
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4Lupe, as I'd come to call her, was a terrible lover but a topnotch chopper pilot. After the fall of civilization we escaped with five other lesbians to Acapulco and started
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3is all business. Point A to point B. But a pipe has some travel to it. A few curves and opportunities for observation. For instance," Holmes continued "did you happen to notice
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2dispense with their feigned indignation and unabashedly relent to their latent proclivities toward unprotected fornication. Nine months later
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8really put a kink into his evening plans. Harv said "It's not what it looks like, really." Tina's dad calmly cocked the shotgun, pointed at the door and said "Harv a nice night."
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4How cool would it be if we had access to historical accounts of massive blunders and successes throughout history? Such a resource could really come in handy. Instead, we're
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12One afternoon the Dalai Guru of Reincarnation got hopped up on lemongrass chiffon and made a few bad decisions.
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5filled the room until a cry of "Look at the size of those meatballs!" caused a near riot of hungry Italian debutantes to swarm upon poor trouserless Thin Jim. One bonny young lass
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4but he just looks at the bowl & says "What's the point? Sure it'll taste good now, but then it'll be gone. Why even bother?" I took a deep breath. If ice cream wasn't the answer