Finished Folds (921—940)
-
1be so tasty a retort to those school bullies who said I was weird. If only they could see me now: naked save Gaia's spider silk, enveloped in the natural world, ready to pounce
-
3Having not given it much previous thought, this latest mass shooting makes me feel
-
6Mrs. McGillycutty, your 4th grade teacher-crush! If you walk up to her and say "Hi, wanna get a drink?" continue to Fold 3. If you keep hiding until she leaves, skip to Fold 10.
-
9My relationship with a mermaid was complicated. The lover in me wanted to caress her, make her feel loved. But the fisherman in me kept thinking of tartar sauce and how succulent
-
6" Anna was famously quoted as saying "doesn't just happen. Well, it does, but you've got to say a whole bunch of stuff as fast as you can think it and have someone record it all."
-
3"Hey, bird-brain. I called on you. You do remember the components of basic turbine design, don't you? Just come on up here and diagram it for the class." Cheryl's mind turned like
-
6Take everyone out for ice cream sundaes 7) Don't forget it's movie night too. Due to the odd recipe components, and the fact that they were written in red crayon, I suspected Billy
-
5She turned to the journeyman. "What word from the front, traveler?" He bowed. "Queen Bellaflora, it's ugly out there. King Roundup has been spraying non-specific herbicide all over
-
2"Crocs, Inc. at your service." "Yo, l dominate at the rim and drain threes from wherever. I need a deal." "Of course sir, right away sir." Open NBA tryouts were a week later and I
-
4onions for dinner the night before the play. Her digestive tract slowly revolted until just before the opening scene my daughter (Tree Silhouette #4) regurgitated sausage all over
-
3the unreadable blogosphere afire with its simple intensity." "Interesting. Wow. Powerful symbology. And why does Bastions of the Mind Shield always play with their flies down?"
-
9grow, an ideal environment to evolve in, and yes, a soft place in which to fornicate. The birds do it. The bees do it. Everyone knows you do it as often as possible. And what do I
-
5If you've ever bitten into an unripe plum at the precise moment of climax, then you know
-
3Aunt Cookie could make up a big batch of toilet hooch and I bet cousin Milstain could prolly swipe one'a them jumbo tuna cans from the mess hall. Shoot, this arrest was looking up.
-
5to the top of Mount Kalamazoo. Up to the tiptop where the wompwoofers grew. Tim climbed and he climbed. He left all others behind. "The 4 missing eggs! They're mine, all mine!"
-
7tes a new suitor would swoop in and start twirling and whirling, ducking and diving and dipping, and swirling; spinning, spinning her around and around and around until
-
3at we have here" the doctor explained "wow, I can't believe I'm saying this, is a case of acute coronary Stromboli". I frowned. "That doesn't sound right doc" I said. "Well, you ha
-
3I'm on a new diet. Yellows and oranges. Carrots, cheeses, crackers, oranges, bananas, squash, chicken, Cheetos, corn tortillas, Cheez-its. Pretty balanced actually. So far I've
-
4It was a world of anorexic topheavy nymphomaniacs and developmentally delayed overmuscled bullies. Luckily, I had a secret weapon. My mind. With just a twitch of
-
3My management philosophy consists of hiring complete imbeciles and then riding herd on every last little thing that they do to make sure that they don't screw it up too badly. This