Finished Folds (941—960)
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5If you've ever bitten into an unripe plum at the precise moment of climax, then you know
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3Aunt Cookie could make up a big batch of toilet hooch and I bet cousin Milstain could prolly swipe one'a them jumbo tuna cans from the mess hall. Shoot, this arrest was looking up.
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5to the top of Mount Kalamazoo. Up to the tiptop where the wompwoofers grew. Tim climbed and he climbed. He left all others behind. "The 4 missing eggs! They're mine, all mine!"
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7tes a new suitor would swoop in and start twirling and whirling, ducking and diving and dipping, and swirling; spinning, spinning her around and around and around until
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3at we have here" the doctor explained "wow, I can't believe I'm saying this, is a case of acute coronary Stromboli". I frowned. "That doesn't sound right doc" I said. "Well, you ha
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3I'm on a new diet. Yellows and oranges. Carrots, cheeses, crackers, oranges, bananas, squash, chicken, Cheetos, corn tortillas, Cheez-its. Pretty balanced actually. So far I've
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4It was a world of anorexic topheavy nymphomaniacs and developmentally delayed overmuscled bullies. Luckily, I had a secret weapon. My mind. With just a twitch of
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3My management philosophy consists of hiring complete imbeciles and then riding herd on every last little thing that they do to make sure that they don't screw it up too badly. This
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3, we've told you many times to refrain from using that term in our shop. The phrase to use is 'water pipe'. And the answer is 'Yes'. We'll take 60" Mr. B was thrilled. His first
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5"I'll like yours if you like mine."
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2Let's talk about things taken out of context for a second. For example, if you were employed, & your paid job was to blow on a fire to keep it stoked, would you say you had a good
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3I eat a lot of fruits and vegetables. I mean A LOT. Like a literal crap-ton. Do you even know how much that is? That's enough to distend an ox stomach three levels past engorgement
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5Which is how I got my job down at the Hollerin Harry's Habanero Hot Sauce company. They asked if recipe #42 was good. "All my nose hairs are burnt off. Is that good?" I said.
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4syphilitic hermaphrodites 18) frozen tootsie roll pops 19) frozen flag poles 20) frozen lakes 21) the inside of lava lamps. Other things I enjoy licking are 22) everything bagels
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7little ones, brown ones, yellow ones, round ones, er, uh, well, I guess they're all round!" The Magistrate guffawed heartily. I felt better & chose a coconut. His smile disappeared
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4"Well, in general, it's very difficult to prove that something in particular has *not* occurred. However, in this instance I'll direct your attention to statistic 34c which clearly
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3when an awful smell enveloped us. I knew it wasn't Betty since she still hadn't had the cork removed. I hadn't farted. I looked up at the diplodocus and I swear it's tail shifted
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5ll the trigger on pulling the trigger. I was like Captain EO, liberating the oppressed and turning hate into love with a funky groove and multiple pelvic thrusts. But when I kissed
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3They'd always been enamored with him, and I just couldn't put up with his existential hamster angst any longer. Who cares why we're here?! Just eat your pellets! My neighbors gave
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2n down in Africa) I hit upon an idea: single-elimination TV badass tournament of champions! In the West bracket we'd have: Mr T, Cordell Walker, Angus MacGyver & Thomas Magnum. In