Finished Folds (941—960)
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3, we've told you many times to refrain from using that term in our shop. The phrase to use is 'water pipe'. And the answer is 'Yes'. We'll take 60" Mr. B was thrilled. His first
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5"I'll like yours if you like mine."
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2Let's talk about things taken out of context for a second. For example, if you were employed, & your paid job was to blow on a fire to keep it stoked, would you say you had a good
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3I eat a lot of fruits and vegetables. I mean A LOT. Like a literal crap-ton. Do you even know how much that is? That's enough to distend an ox stomach three levels past engorgement
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5Which is how I got my job down at the Hollerin Harry's Habanero Hot Sauce company. They asked if recipe #42 was good. "All my nose hairs are burnt off. Is that good?" I said.
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4syphilitic hermaphrodites 18) frozen tootsie roll pops 19) frozen flag poles 20) frozen lakes 21) the inside of lava lamps. Other things I enjoy licking are 22) everything bagels
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7little ones, brown ones, yellow ones, round ones, er, uh, well, I guess they're all round!" The Magistrate guffawed heartily. I felt better & chose a coconut. His smile disappeared
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4"Well, in general, it's very difficult to prove that something in particular has *not* occurred. However, in this instance I'll direct your attention to statistic 34c which clearly
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3when an awful smell enveloped us. I knew it wasn't Betty since she still hadn't had the cork removed. I hadn't farted. I looked up at the diplodocus and I swear it's tail shifted
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5ll the trigger on pulling the trigger. I was like Captain EO, liberating the oppressed and turning hate into love with a funky groove and multiple pelvic thrusts. But when I kissed
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3They'd always been enamored with him, and I just couldn't put up with his existential hamster angst any longer. Who cares why we're here?! Just eat your pellets! My neighbors gave
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2n down in Africa) I hit upon an idea: single-elimination TV badass tournament of champions! In the West bracket we'd have: Mr T, Cordell Walker, Angus MacGyver & Thomas Magnum. In
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6Oops, that's her now. She waltzed into the living room, set down her grocery bags and hopped in my lap. "Hiya sis." she said. "Wow, the girls are looking good today." as she
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7This was the brief post that rocketed me into cyberblogsuperstardom. 12,497,378 hits. To compare, my essay on outdoor sculpture's effect on city traffic patterns got 19 hits.
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4Joe and the rest of the inmates made it to the fence and started scaling it. "Damn it" thought Steve "I've gotta try!". He bolted for the fence. Instantly the guard saw him glowing
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4her favorite actor was Huge Ackman. I said "I don't think that's how it's pronounced darling". She fled in tears and I started to scramble some eggs. The rest of the guests were st
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4Last night I came up with this awesome idea for a FoldingStory. It was funny, insightful, and had limitless direction. But then I forgot what it was. It was probably something like
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3Eleven years all told. Five for the trial and appeals. Four in maximum security. And two along Death Row. Every day all I thought about was my last meal. I'd have
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4"Push!" she screamed. "Puuuushh!" I was drenched in sweat and the vein on my forehead had popped out again. I strained, but couldn't get it up. "Puuusshh!" "I am!" I cried. The bar
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1"Unfortunately weak 3rd quarter sales mean we'll have to cut another 30 or so shifts." I laughed out loud, oblivious. Someone had just posted a zinger on FS.com. "Excuse me, Mr.