Finished Folds (981—1000)
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5training." "Oh, swell." he said. "Because I don't really have any proctology education in the classical sense. It's really more of an acquired appreciation. Take the left cheek
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3. Ace started laughing and soon sprained his scrotal retractor muscle. With testicles akin to two giant cherries bouncing along the pavement, Ace attempted to cover Wanda's breasts
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4but the Tinman was greedy as well as heartless so he took three. After installing all three hearts the Tinman began acting very oddly. What he didn't realize
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5Joe Momma to pick up your conference name tags. Also I need to see Dick Al Mighty. The audience members were either mortified or uproarious. Apparently the emcee didn't realize
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6y warning signal, but it had no mandibles, no beak, no teeth & no claws. Thus the Squawkopeteri quickly became endangered, prompting caveman Ugg to start the Save The Squawkopeteri
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6sh muffin salesman who works all of Asia." "Oh, how interesting" nodded Ted, the third quadruplet from the left. "Maybe we can join you sometime on a trip?" Stacy asked "Did you ju
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7He thought he was alone. Well he wasn't really thinking it, he just thought it without thinking it, like how you think about if you need to go to the bathroom. You don't really
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4. I'd have to snort some grass, shoot some V, smoke a little horse. If I was gonna make it through this I might have to drink a few rocks. I didn't sign up for no slap n tickle.
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2Scout43B Travel Log: I've found a new source of energy. I left a scent trail and am en route back to the Queen's chamber. If all goes as planned I should arrive in T-14 hours.
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4tal institutions still use shock therapy to retrain the mind. It's also a little known fact that 90% of American mental institutions are a complete waste of time. I should know.
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5have spectacularly failed the two square test. Crappy results indeed. I realized I had to take matters into my own hands. For obvious reasons, I needed a brand of toilet paper that
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9t is further enhanced by my tee shirt which reads EAT ME. In the rare instance that a dieter exhibits substantial willpower, I'll up the ante by erotically lapping the icing off my
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4mistakes, be they via typographical error, ignorance, or blatant stupidity. I myself committed a moderate grammatical error back in 2002 but after lashing myself 40 times with a
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3standing there, minding my own business when someone threw a bucket of icy water on my tee shirt. My ample bosom stretched tight against the fabric. Just then, Don Fallico rode up
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7Have you ever slept in the river? Seen the sunshine come off the moon from underwater? Gotten weird with it? I saw the sign and I have to say
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4EveryThing was with SomeThing when NoThing bumped into AnyThing. SomeThing smelled awful, probably because NoThing was working to clean it up. NoThing ever worked right. AnyThing
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5"Well maybe if you didn't spend so much time on that stupid Folding website or whatever it is, you'd have time to take out the trash." Ohhhhh. I closed my laptop. "Well maybe
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2blend in with the nut jobs, fruit loops, oddballs, kooks, freaks and weirdos. No normals allowed! I was chatting up a giant squirrel when the San Diego Chicken walked by. I grabbed
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5Professor Maladroit adjusted the mass spectrometer for recalibration. The latest lab results showed a 12,000% spike in brainwave activity among subject group 4. Couldn't be right.
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4It wasn't the endless meetings or the constant questions that made Harold snap. It wasn't the incompetence or the tedium or the lack of respect or the overpriced Funyuns.