Finished Folds (1001—1020)
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4mistakes, be they via typographical error, ignorance, or blatant stupidity. I myself committed a moderate grammatical error back in 2002 but after lashing myself 40 times with a
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3standing there, minding my own business when someone threw a bucket of icy water on my tee shirt. My ample bosom stretched tight against the fabric. Just then, Don Fallico rode up
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7Have you ever slept in the river? Seen the sunshine come off the moon from underwater? Gotten weird with it? I saw the sign and I have to say
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4EveryThing was with SomeThing when NoThing bumped into AnyThing. SomeThing smelled awful, probably because NoThing was working to clean it up. NoThing ever worked right. AnyThing
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5"Well maybe if you didn't spend so much time on that stupid Folding website or whatever it is, you'd have time to take out the trash." Ohhhhh. I closed my laptop. "Well maybe
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2blend in with the nut jobs, fruit loops, oddballs, kooks, freaks and weirdos. No normals allowed! I was chatting up a giant squirrel when the San Diego Chicken walked by. I grabbed
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5Professor Maladroit adjusted the mass spectrometer for recalibration. The latest lab results showed a 12,000% spike in brainwave activity among subject group 4. Couldn't be right.
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4It wasn't the endless meetings or the constant questions that made Harold snap. It wasn't the incompetence or the tedium or the lack of respect or the overpriced Funyuns.
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4These stream beds. These tree trunks. These mesa tops make my
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6a spirited bout of self pleasuring later tonight. Thinking quickly, I used the copious amount of blood draining from my hand to make the assassin's exit all slippery. Then I passed
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2shots around here. No d-bag named Felipe was going to whip rat tails and fling spitballs around here. That was Tripper's territory. So Tripper made his fingers into a 'V' and aimed
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4& crisped his monkey hairs nicely but otherwise just seemed to piss him off. He did a lightning bolt blast aimed at my power tail but I used a force field to block. Then I invoked
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5bedchamber. "Damn" the prince said. "Hey, I wonder what that Jasmine is up to. She was looking real curvy at the feast." Aurora shot out of bed. "You cretin!" The prince said "Hey!
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2d take more zinc. Good for the yang." Normally Picachu would never let such a softball go without laying down a witty zinger or snappy comeback. But he was in a real funk this time
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5redemptive example of brother-sister love. That is, until Hansel & Gretel found out that Cersei'd been f'ing Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all they knew.
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5"I will always add to a fold which has mustard in it." she said. We shook our heads. What world was she living in? Her rapid mental degradation had shocked our family to the core.
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3That was 14 months ago. Today is my day of reckoning. I'd requested two corn dogs just like at the Iowa State Fair as my last meal. But they brought no mustard with the corn dogs
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4turns wood to ash so do Shetland ponies turn her libido to disinterest. Ever since they'd acquired the ponies, she'd worn nothing but tee shirts and sweatpants. Her husband
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4? In my day, kids were made to keep their heads down and mouths shut. This empowerment has gone way, way too far. And don't get me started on women. Oh boy. I mean, what the
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7Sister Maria gasped. "Fat Teddy! We don't use that kind of language at Our Mother of Heavenly Mercy's Camp for Plus-sized Children! Get in the hole you little bastard!" Fat Teddy